True Crimes Against Wine

Hey there! In this fun and lighthearted episode, we're diving into the charmingly absurd world of pet spoiling.  Whether it's buying wigs for dogs or getting those must-have squeaky toys, there's no limit to how far we'll go for our furry friends!  Join us as we chat about our most ridiculous purchases for our beloved pooches, complete with hilariously cute costumes and unexpected toy stories.  Fr...

DEFENDANT: Frida Kahlo EVIDENCE: Cigar Box Cabernet Sauvignon, Frida Edition SCENE OF THE CRIME: Maipo Valley, Chile -- Hey there, true crime aficionados! In today’s episode, we’re diving into the fascinating world of Frida Kahlo, an iconic artist who painted her own path despite all odds. We’ll chat about her tumultuous relationship with fellow artist Diego Rivera, her unapologetic embrace of her...

Hey there, and welcome back to our spooky shenanigans at True Crime Against Wine Sidebar! 🎃 In this episode, we're diving into the world of haunted houses, but with a twist. Ever wondered what kind of haunted house your friends might design just for you? Or how about your fiancée? It's a wild ride of fears and phobias coming to life in ways you never imagined!   Join us as we chat about snakes dr...

DEFENDANT: George R.R. Martin EVIDENCE: House of the Dragon Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Westeros -- Welcome back, my fellow wine aficionados and Westeros wanderers! In today’s True Crimes Against Wine, we're popping the cork on a special edition for all you Game of Thrones and House of Dragon fans. Picture this: the lush vineyards of Oregon meet the mystery of the Iron Throne. Are you i...

Hey pals! In this episode, we dive into an unforgettable day at Atlanta’s Pride Parade. Our first-timer shares their excitement about embracing the vibrant, joyful atmosphere while soaking in the diverse community spirit. 🌈   Listen in as we chat about everything from the heartwarming moments with angelic protectors shielding us from hate to the quirky charm of our local animal rescue puppies str...

Welcome to the companion Sidebar to our special Tophermas Celine Dion episode! In this magical rendition, our Judges have just finished recording, so to put it frankly, they are pretty lit. So why not record them answering musical trivia for your entertainment? That's right; we have more bad singing and hilarity for you! Consider this our holiday gift to you! Cheers, loves!

DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!! EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe -- *DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised.   Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the...

DEFENDANT: The Wonderful World of Oz EVIDENCE: Manos Yellow Brick Road Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Munchkinland, duh. -- Let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoicify that drunkenness could subdue... being boring? Yes, dear listeners, Good News! We are gracing you with a surprise bonus episode this holiday season. What is this feeling? Something bad? Goodness knows, no! We merely wa...

DEFENDANT: Dolly Parton EVIDENCE: Dolly Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sevierville, Tennessee -- Howdy, darlin's! In this long awaited episode, our Judges examine the voluptuous past and bodacious present of America's Queen, the one and only Dolly Parton. From her humble roots to her rise to stardom, her glamorous image to her generous spirit, we have all the inside scoops! Ever wonder where she g...

Hey there! Welcome back to another exciting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. We've got a juicy one for you today, as we dive into my recent trip to the beautiful wine country of Oregon. It was quite the adventure, filled with unexpected surprises, a little bit of drama, and some unforgettable moments. From reuniting with old friends at a beloved winery to a rather infamous encounter over a $40...

DEFENDANT: The Realm of the Occult EVIDENCE: Manos Ouji Cabernet SCENE OF THE CRIME: Beyond the Veil -- Hey wine-loving pals! Welcome to another episode full of thrills with True Crimes Against Wine! 🍷 Tonight, we're extending the spooky season vibe with a Cabernet Sauvignon that matches our taste for all things mysterious and macabre.   Join us as we sip through a bottle from Manos Wine, explori...

In this exciting special episode, we celebrate airing our 100th Sidebar. Not only do we get to hear Fact Checker speak (yes, he came to work today), he also relistened to each episode so that he could write a diabolical quiz to test the memories of both our judges. What do you think? Which judge retained the most information over the years? Or will they both bomb? Play along with us to test your S...

DEFENDANT: Emma Watson EVIDENCE: Renais Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Chablis, France -- Hey there, fabulous friends! Welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine, and guess what? We’re diving into our very first liquor episode of Season Four. That’s right, we’re shaking things up with some gin-tastic revelations! Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Oh, more gin?” hear us out! T...

Hey there! Welcome back to another episode of True Crime Against Wine. So, we're diving into a special sidebar today. We got a ton of spooky season-related questions from you guys, and even though we're technically shifting into the holiday season, we're holding onto those spooky vibes a little longer. Let's be real, Thanksgiving can be pretty problematic, and without snow, Christmas doesn't feel...

DEFENDANT: Mary Shelley and her Monstrous Creations EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes Frankenstein Cabernet Sauvignon, Bride of Frankenstein Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Land Down Unda! -- Hey there, fellow wine and spooky story enthusiasts!  Welcome to a special Halloween edition of "True Crimes Against Wine," where we're diving into the eerie world of Mary Shelley and her legendary creation, Frankenstein...

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! We've got a fun sidebar today, thanks to a sparkling question from our listener, Diamond. If you could go back in time and meet any celebrity who's no longer with us, who would it be? We dive into this time-traveling fantasy and share our picks! First up, it's Alan Rickman! From the heartwarming Colonel Brandon to the complex...

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we're diving into the juicy world of workplace drama with a side of vino. Ever wondered what it's like to wield authority and have to let someone go? Well, you're in for a treat! Join us as we spill the tea on some of the wildest firing stories you've ever heard. From button-up shirts gone rogue to cheeky employees...

DEFENDANTS: Agts Mulder and Scully EVIDENCE: Grape Abduction Company White Blend, Slovenia SCENE OF THE CRIME: Don't Look Up... -- Hey friend!  Welcome to a brand new episode of True Crimes Against Wine - Season 4!  We're kicking off with some exciting content this season, and today is no exception. We've got a first for you: a delightful blend of 90% Pinot Blanc and 10% Yellow Muscat all the way...

Hey there, welcome to another hilariously candid episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we dive deep into the question we’ve all secretly pondered: which celebrities would we erase from existence and why?   We kick things off with a question from Wesley, sparking a lively debate on which celebrities we just can’t stand. From irrational hatred for Timothee Chalamet to the complex feelings...

DEFENDANT: The Cast of New Girl (but especially Schmitt) EVIDENCE: Schmitt Söhne Family Wines Riesling  SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mosel, Germany --- Hey there, friends! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine? This time, we're diving into the world of Riesling and reminiscing about our favorite moments from the beloved TV show, New Girl! 🎉   We’ll be talking about everything...

Hey friends! Welcome back to another delightful True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar!  Tonight, we're diving into the perfect wine pairings for an Italian dinner. Judge Topher has it all planned out, starting with a chilled bottle of Pigato, followed by a luscious Barolo. Fancy, right?  But don't worry, we've got some laughs and cheeky moments too—like figuring out what to drink at Olive Garden and so...

DEFENDANT: Catwoman EVIDENCE: Cuvee Nokat Bordeaux SCENE OF THE CRIME: Right bank, Bordeaux, France -- Welcome back, friends! 🥂 Can you believe we're already kicking off Season 4? We're just as surprised as you are! From jet-setting summers to sneaky cat burglars, we've got quite the adventure lined up for you. In this special premiere, we pop open a bottle of Bordeaux and dive into the world of...

Hey there! Ready to beat the summer heat with some super refreshing drinks? 🌞🍹 In this fun episode of True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar, we dive into the best ways to stay cool when the temperature soars. Our listener Tilly asked for our top tips, and we've got some delicious answers for you!   From icy frozen lemonades with a splash of vodka to crisp Sauvignon Blancs, we're sharing all our favor...

Hey there! 🥂 Dive into this juicy episode of True Crime Against Wine where we unravel the latest buzz about J-Lo and Ben Affleck’s rocky relationship. Is it really the end for these two? 😱 We kick things off with a fun chat about our listener Maggie’s question (Maggie Smith or Maggie Gyllenhaal? 🤔). From there, we spill the tea on J-Lo’s solo Italy vacation and Ben’s mysterious house move. What...

Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious ride with Rachel and Topher? In this episode, they dive into a bottle of "Sweet Bitch" Moscato Rosé. Spoiler alert: It's as wild as the name suggests! Join the fun as they dissect the label, share a few laughs, and face the ultimate taste test. Will it be a delightful surprise or a sweet disaster? You'll have to listen to find out! Don't miss...