Trophy Wives

Producer Zack is out of town this week so no video. Harry's back on the pod this week, Noah and Nik take a minute to commend the rich flavor of Harry's gravy he brought to, we take turns speaking ill of noted dead person Robin Williams, and Nik has neurotic episode over a bag of coffee grounds.    Follow Harry on IG: @harry_vjj

Bryan Bixby returns to discuss doing comedy in a casino, how many people are listening, and how dangerous a truck full of fridge's can be.

The fellas discuss high school deaths, incel dogs, and how much they love storms. Missed a week because Nik got killed in a plane crash or something.

We discuss a scenario where we might clone Ben for sensual purposes, Noah accuses Bob Dylan of witchcraft and Nik gets caught eating a disgusting cookie. There is no other podcast on earth like this one.

Tytan Rosencranz sits down with us to detail his father’s innumerable schemes, we discourage our boomer listeners from getting into acid and goth chicks during their mid life crises and Tytan says something illegal about Spider-Man.

Louis D. Michael joins the podcast this week to talk comedy, beating off, working out and he gives his thoughts on which of us three will survive the impending wasteland.  Follow Louis on IG: @louisdmichael Check out his podcast Chinese Rocket Force: @crfpodcast

We’re recording in the morning now. Drive time. The sybian is coming.

Hellen Keller Fake, Joe Rogan Egg Theory. These are the uncomfortable truths we have to confront.

Tory Ward is back on the show this week to praise the two systems this country was built upon: Democracy and Capitalism. We also discuss the worst acts a man can do on your face. This was an insane one.   Follow Tory on IG: @toryleeward

All it takes is meeting the right burnt out hippie in a dive bar, following him into an alley and doing whatever he says. That’s how stars are made.

Ben is back so we do have a nice discussion about ape strength, bird intelligence and the book of Enoch, we warn against the dangers of becoming romantically linked with authors of YA fantasy novels and the harsh realities of leg-lengthening surgery. 

Producer Zack is back after roughing it in the harsh wilderness! We talk about Marlon Brando’s most epic trolls, lighting shit on fire in your buddy’s backyard, digging a hole so big it creates multiple problems and we finally settle the age old debate: Boy Scouts, based or cringe?

Harry’s back this week and we were all delighted to hear his sick notions once again.

We’re back after a week off. Ben’s out today so Producer Zack sits in on the couch. Noah and Nik talk their respective folk punk phases as teens, we get on our grandpa sh*t and lecture Zack about what life was like before the surveillance state and Zack ranks his favorite pervert hunters on youtube. 

This one’s got it all. We give proper due to the creative flourishes of the cartels, Noah berates Nik for his unorthodox hot dog techniques, and producer Zack reveals his stims.

Wes McGehee joins the podcast and gives us the insane backstory of his bell bottoms, Noah wrenches some embarrassing details out of Nik and Ben shares his philosophy on the importance of contrarianism.   Follow Wes on IG: https://www.instagram.com/wescomedian?igsh=MTIxeHNnczhqc3hocw==

Mid-2000s nostalgia is at an all time high as we hype up young, draft-aged producer Zack for his impending military service, Ben pitches a dogfighting ring but for sex robots and Noah shares the story of Josoman, the  freest man on earth.  Be sure to like, subscribe and leave a comment.

Harry VJJ sits down with us for a spirited discussion on IQ scores, we take turns body shaming each other and we sing the praises of extremist funded children’s television.   Follow Harry on IG: https://www.instagram.com/harry_vjj?igsh=bWh3c3BnM21pYjlh

Ian Zeid came by the show this week to do some light psywarfare on the boys. We talk direct energy weapons, swap highschool tragedies and float the idea of switching out Pride Month for Pride Day.  Follow Ian on IG: https://www.instagram.com/ianzeidcomedy?igsh=b2s4b3U1b3ludWN0

The hilarious Georgia Moore stops by the pod this week and we cover everything from doing cocaine you found in the ocean to the best methods for defeating your therapist. An insane one. Follow Georgia on IG: https://www.instagram.com/georgia394?igsh=ajJrZWU4MWlkcXl3  

Noah tells us about the coolest drug dealer of all time, we ponder what’s beyond the ice wall and Ben gives Nik and Zack a zoological education.

Chicago comic Keaton Ford stops by the pod this week to talk everything from Charlie Kirk’s big ass head, the forbidden romances between line cooks and waitresses and we entertain a fascinating hypothetical involving The King of Rock and Roll. An all timer. Follow Keaton on IG: https://www.instagram.com/keatonford_?igsh=dWl5bXprMWM4eXFr

Our most neurodiverse episode yet.

The very funny Owen Damon joins the boys this week for a sprawling episode where we cover everything from nude comedy shows, Obama the musical, impending Chinese supremacy and the treacherous lies of Falun Gong and Owen caps it off with some incredible sea stories from his time on an Alaskan Fishing boat. A truly ridiculous episode.

Audio only this week, Producer Zack was out with a cold. The boys get down to brass tacks on a number of serious issues: The untapped potential of remaining attached to your umbilical cord into adulthood, taking pet medicine on the BART and we all decide which races we’d like to be.