Trophy Wives

Bryan Bixby stops by the show this week to join in on some good, clean fun ragging on Bev Vance and The Mona Lisa. We also talk the subhumans who play bar trivia, our childhood friends who succumbed to their lust for violence and Nik proposes a very intriguing hypothetical…   Follow Bixby on IG: https://www.instagram.com/bixbycomedian?igsh=eWoyd3Vrc2FzajA1

The hilarious Tory Lee Ward joins the guys this week. She shares an insane story about a crooked local mortician whose place of business came into her family’s possession. We debate the art of being mean to bewildered, innocent people and Noah announces his gun has finally arrived! Things are gonna change around here real soon…   Follow Tory on IG: @toryleeward

The boys convene again this week to discuss living in cocoons of dirty laundry, showering homeless people with money and the times we almost cried on stage. Shameful stuff all around.

Ben tells the most incredible story I’ve heard in my life for about five minutes before he tells another story that immediately tops it. Noah explains the different strata of Elden Ring players. Get in here.

What we in showbiz call a "doozy" of an ep. We cover all of history's greatest monsters (Mao, Cosby, Ashton Kutcher) Nik thought it was conventional wisdom that puddle water was clean, Noah gives us a crash course in Jung and Ben talks about his favorite nude reality shows.

Ben talks coolest chess guys; Nik has no idea how to fix his sink and Noah explains how to refine your Instagram reels until they're a direct antenna to The Devil.  

Noah and Ben share train-hopping tips, we swap stories about movie theater freaks, Nik gets defensive of his millennial status, and it should go without saying but we condemn the actions of Imperial Japan.  Watch The Show on Youtube: https://youtube.com/@trophywives_pod?si=aBZQ6gngs42GztF2

This one has it all. Noah dishes on Bohemian Grove, Nik mixes up Ram Dass and Timothy Leary, Ben reveals a delightful boyhood fantasy, and we discuss the finer differences between jelqing and edging. Lock in.

Producer Zack sits in for Ben this week and tells us about an insane documentary one of his professors directed and Noah recalls childhood memories of being awoken by the chants of a cult who would meet on a hill near his house and Nik has been filling his head with nonsense about Russian tunnels to Hell. 

Took an extended break there, huh? Well don't worry your lumpy little head about it, we're back and we've got lots to tell you about the beauty of the North Korean subway system and the mail-order brides of Odessa, Ukraine. Noah gets something called "niccups" and Ben discovers that White Elephant exchanges aren't an ancient Hebrew ritual.

We reveal an easy lifehack for increasing your rope-shooting distance, discuss the scariest dance troupes and contemplate which off-broadway performers you'd most hate to find in bed with your wife. 

Noah reflects on fond memories of running through The Tenderloin in San Francisco, Producer Zack tells us about his time moonlighting as a wagie in GTA online, Ben and Noah bully Nik about having no tattoos on his supple, virgin skin. We have a YouTube channel now: Trophy Wives - YouTube

The boys reminisce about living in houses so rundown that the local homeless population would just enter and exit as they pleased, we lightly defend The Taliban and Nik begins looking into Galaxy Gas for research purposes. Be sure to leave a review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and follow us on instagram: Trophy Wives (@trophywivespod) • Instagram photos and videos Trophy Wives | Instagram | Linkt...

Wait until you hear how much they can bench press.

Jake Silberman joins the boys to discuss the most egregious cases of cop-on-snake violence, the politics of Zyns and grindset influencers.   Watch Jake's new comedy special 'Live from Portland' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbFZNZkxLuM Follow Jake on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecomedianjake/

The spirit of Mother Theresa enters Ben's body, Nik flirts with becoming a Christmas guy and Noah reminisces about his misadventures with over-the-counter cough medicine.

This was recorded before the election (congratulations President Harris!) Probably one of the wildest eps we'll ever do. The boys give a quick recap of their Halloween adventures, we recall times we embarrassed ourselves trying to sound smart in front of women, Nik and Ben lock antlers over the age-old debate of whether or not space is demonic. 

Nurse your Halloween hangover with the boys. Noah dishes on his ex who tried to summon the ghost of Hitler, Ben gives us an education on the sexual betas of the animal kingdom and Nik reveals another horrible secret or two. You're not getting this anywhere else.

On this episode we're asking the important questions: If Criss Angel is so powerful why didn't he stop Stephen Paddock? Can you eat pussy if you have a short ass tongue? Do Noah and Ben have visually identical penises? The answers will shake you to your core.

The boys return to their weekly summit to help Nik brainstorm ways to tag and capture the homeless man who punched his girlfriend, we condemn the shocking albeit creative misdoings of Diddy and give a quick tutorial on how to run doordash scams. This is the only podcast you'll ever need.

The boys are back again this week to discuss the light and dark sides of Katt Williams, the hottest guys Richard Pryor fucked and the feral hookers of the pacific northwest. The episode got cut off early due to faulty equipment, it's still a ramshackle operation for now but be warned we have plans for our own compound soon...

In the inaugural episode of Trophy Wives Ben recounts his adventure driving cross country with a car full of illegal snakes, Nik gets serious about circumcision and Noah inherits a sentimental gun.