Trashwatch

EPISODE 115 – TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE  "When new people try to be my friend, I'm like, 'What's your angle?'" This week, Brandon experiences the horror of Rent ; Chris goes to a radio party; Brian questions dating advice; and Ashley possibly curses next week’s episode.   BTW: M. Emmet Walsh as George Lucas!   Starring: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller, Masasa...

EPISODE 114 – BIG FAT LIAR "I wanna cheer for little stinkers." This week, Brandon takes down a summer school teacher; Ashley has a “crap”-py ex; Brian nears the podcast singularity; and Chris overanalyzes Mr. Funnybones.   BTW: Nic Cage can steal *our* Declaration of Independence!   Starring: Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Detmer, Donald Faison, Sandra Oh, Russell Ho...

EPISODE 113 – YES MAN   “That’s my Kryptonite: patchouli and disappointment.”   This week, Brian explains the film’s critical failure; Brandon learns to swashbuckle; Ashley dishes some field commander gossip; and Chris goes to a nice podcast farm upstate.   BTW: The 300 Mandela Effect!   Starring: Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins, Rhys Darby, Danny Masterson, Fionn...

EPISODE 112 – RUN FATBOY RUN  "Ashley, you're allowed to talk about bridges three times, max." New year, same us! This week, Chris prepares for wedding catastrophe; Brian gets a request from Thandiwe Newton; Brandon fears growing old; and Ashley talks bridges (and butts).   BTW: Never let Chris play poker!   Starring: Simon Pegg, Thandiwe Newton, Hank Azaria, Dylan Moran, Harish Pat...

EPISODE 111 – I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER   “I’m sorry, Ashley, that I am not a teen girl from the 90’s!”   Ending the year with another Patron Pick! This week, Ashley is betrayed by our Patrons; Chris makes a new award; Brandon is willing to gamble; and Brian’s bit fizzles out.   BTW: The whole town gets the She’s All That treatment!   Starring: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, An...

EPISODE 110 – BIO-DOME   What the f***, Chris?! This week, Brandon explains our Earth Day responsibilities; Chris shares a wild commercial; and Brian fixes the Buttercup gag.   BTW: The looming specter of Viva Rock Vegas !   Starring: Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Atherton, Denise Dowse, Dara Tomanovich, Kevin West, Kylie Minogue, Joey Lauren Adams, Teresa Hill, Henry Gibson, Taylor Negron...

EPISODE 109 – POSEIDON   “This is a slasher film where the killer is a boat.”   This week, Brandon sinks the Edmund Fitzgerald ; Brian enjoys aquatic disasters; Chris goes out for milk; and Ashley gets a yellow card.   BTW: Beware the Hymen Ghost!   Starring: Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum, Mía Maestro, Mike Vogel, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodríguez, Jimmy Ben...

EPISODE 108 – FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION   “Ask any improv comedian: Volume equals comedy.”   This week, Ashley reveals her stand-up dreams; Brandon expands the Chipmunk theory; Chris gets stuck in a laundry machine; and Brian steals Ashley’s line.   BTW: Ending all our sentences… in hell!   Starring: Catherine O’Hara, Harry Shearer, Parker Posey, Christopher Guest, Ed Begley Jr., Eugene Levy, Christo...

EPISODE 107 – DAN IN REAL LIFE   “Why are we attacking each other? There’s a movie to attack.”   This week, Brandon wants to get to the pancake factory; Ashley expands the Bechdel Test; Brian can’t handle coke slang; and Chris learns a new cherry trick.   BTW: Our first ever Red Card—but for whom?!   Starring: Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dane Cook, Alison Pill, Britt Robertson, Marlene Lawston...

EPISODE 106 – OPERATION DUMBO DROP   “What if the elephant had gone upside-down?!”   We’re not thankful for this! This week, Brandon gives his Candy Bar Theory; Brian gets a yellow card; Chris enjoys a colonoscopy; and Ashley reenacts The Deer Hunter .   BTW: Never be the Best Friend!   Starring: Danny Glover, Ray Liotta, Denis Leary, Doug E. Doug, Corin Nemec, Dinh Thien Le, Tchéky Karyo, Hoang L...

EPISODE 105 – HOLES  “Smash cut from ‘cow turds’ to racists burning down the schoolhouse!” This week, Brandon puts Chris in a hole; Ashley carries everyone up a hill; Brian clarifies Lazar Wolf; and Chris snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.   BTW: Trout Walker, Fish-Man!   Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight, Tim Blake Nelson, Khleo Thomas, Jake M. Smith, Byron Cotton, Brend...

EPISODE 104 – FOR RICHER OR POORER   “I remember when this podcast used to be about movies.” “WHEN?!?!”   Oops, we recorded in person! This week, Brandon hides the podcast from his therapist; Ashley writes the new Pixar movie; Chris meets Karen Kingsbury; and Brian gets excited at a funeral.   BTW: Give us the Inspector Lester HBO Max miniseries!   Starring: Tim Allen, Kirstie Allen, Jay O. Sander...

EPISODE 103 – THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK  "Yellow means 'slow down', not 'speed up to beat the light.'" This week, Ashley finds a use for a time machine; Brandon enjoys the accent work; Chris doesn’t have to say it; and Brian can hold a cup.   BTW: The long-awaited Depardieu Butt Rating!   Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Gérard Depardieu, Gabr...

EPISODE 102 – HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999) “No way Eddie’s getting outta this jam… except perhaps by throwing a wicked curveball!” Another October survived, mostly! This week, Ashley faces her greatest torture; Brandon has a Brandon-only problem; Chris finds love and jelly beans; and Brian can’t win Connect 666.   BTW: Add us to the IMDb Trivia!   Starring: Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs...

EPISODE 101 – WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005)   “You know who’s not beefier than Young Neil? Dakota Fanning.”   This week, Brandon scares Ashley stupid; Chris discovers Ray’s fetish; Ashley remembers skirts over jeans; and Brian defends the ending.   BTW: The Things They Carried (In Cargo Shorts)   Starring: Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin, and Tim Robbins   Directed by Steven Sp...

EPISODE 100 – RETURN TO OZ "What's your stance on chiffon sweaters?" Holy crap, it’s our 100th episode! This week, Brandon teases his Oz spec script; Brian is struck by war leeches; Ashley makes a last-minute appearance; and Chris instantly makes her regret it.   BTW: We pick our knickknacks!   Starring: Fairuza Balk, Nicol Williamson, Jean Marsh, Piper Laurie, Matt Clark, Sean Barr...

EPISODE 99 – THE DARK CRYSTAL   “It was the Mystics of times, it was the Skeksis of times.”   And just like that, it’s Season 4! This week, Ashley loves Skeksis trash-talking; Chris guesses the plot to Avatar: The Way of Water ; and Brian laughs at spontaneous combustion.   BTW: The airline lost our afterlife luggage!   Starring: Jim Henson, Kathryn Mullen, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Steve Whitmire, Lo...

EPISODE 98 – BIG DADDY   Rounding out Season 3 with our first ever Patron Pick! This week, Brandon averts the apocalypse; Brian wants a universal movie ending; Ashley remembers the 90’s; and Chris gets a yellow card.   BTW: Adam “Columbo” Sandler!   Starring: Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Cole & Dylan Sprouse, Josh Mostel, Leslie Mann, Allen Covert, Rob Schneider, Kristy Swanso...

EPISODE 97 – AIRHEADS   Special guest Kean Reid returns! This week, Chris derails the intro; Ashley recalls a bad job interview; Brian sets his fitness goal; Kean ponders the significance of “pie-hole”; and Brandon is baffled by that voice cameo.   BTW: Welcome back to Homestar Runner -cast!   Starring: Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Michael McKean, Judd Nelson, Ernie H...

EPISODE 96 – 50 FIRST DATES   Sandtembler continues! This week, Brandon finds the male version of “Nice t*ts”; Ashley has a controversial butt rating; Brian misses the elephant in the room; and Chris Mrs. Doubtfire s Brandon.   BTW: How Lucy survives The Ring !   Starring: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin, Lusia Strus, Dan Aykroyd, Amy Hill, Allen Covert, Blake Clark, Maya R...

EPISODE 95 – HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA   It’s a family movie but this episode most definitely is not! This week, Ashley takes the Minions to task; Brian reveals his superpower wish; Brandon talks deep-cut Decemberists; and Chris earns this episode’s Explicit rating.   BTW: Important Patreon Update—You Can Ruin Our September!!!   Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Fran Dresch...

EPISODE 94 – THE WATERBOY   It’s Sandtembler, baby! This week, Brandon bails early; Chris writes Fairuza Balk’s memoir; Brian explains Reverse Jesus; and Ashley protects the source of happiness.   BTW: The raw sexual appeal of Deputy Dawg!   Starring: Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk, Jerry Reed, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., Blake Clark, and Peter Dante   Directed by Frank Coraci  ...

EPISODE 93 – SHOWGIRLS   CW: Sexual assault/r*pe (1:26:44 to 1:30:10)   Our first NC-17 episode! This week, Ashley defends Garth Brooks; Chris has a fan theory; and Brian creates a totally original film franchise.   BTW: The Muppet Show(girls)!   Starring: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer, Robert Davi, Alan Rachins, Gina Ravera, and Lin Tucci   Directed by Paul Verho...

EPISODE 92 – TREASURE PLANET   A movie that lives up to its title! This week, Chris discovers the real treasure planet; Brian is, regrettably, Dr. Doppler; Brandon unveils his Tinder bio; and Ashley is, regrettably, B.E.N.   BTW: A startling Meatwad impression!   Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Murray, David Hyde Pierce, Emma Thompson, Martin Short, Roscoe Lee Browne, Laurie Metcalf, Dane Da...

EPISODE 91 – HOUSE ARREST   This week, Chris has a hot take right off the bat; Ashley accidentally gets shoved into a locker; Brian hates a joke; and Brandon writes the sequel.   BTW: The Gospel of Grover!   Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Pollak, Kyle Howard, Russel Harper, Amy Sakasitz, Mooky Arizona, Caroline Aaron, Wallace Shawn, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Walston, Christopher McDonald, Sheil...