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EPISODE 75 – SHOOT ‘EM UP   This week, Brian’s prediction sadly doesn’t come true; Ashley has a series of breakdowns; Chris is anti-baby; and Brandon questions a brothel’s financial viability.   BTW: Is this a Detective Crashmore prequel?   Starring: Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie, Daniel Pilon, and tons of guns   Directed by Michael Davis   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https...

EPISODE 74 – A KNIGHT’S TALE (ft. Lexi Vestey)   Lexi Vestey joins us as we go semi-dieval! This week, Lexi is touched by Tudyk; Chris has a church vendetta; Brian eviscerates the podcast in fiction; Ashley activates the Chris Alarm; and Brandon revives the Clayton Gong.   BTW: Heath Ledger’s Oscar Nomination Clip revealed!   Starring: Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, Shannyn Sossamon, Paul...

SEASON 1 RE-RELEASE – THE STUPIDS   This week: Chris, Brian, and Brandon are stupid—because we’re re-releasing our Season 1 episode on The Stupids ! Join us as we discuss a surprising number of legitimate laughs, horrifying CGI animals, the etiquette of gum, and the scene that finally broke Brian’s brain.   BTW: The Trashwatch Rating Origin Story!   Starring: Tom Arnold, Jessica Lundy, Bug Hall, A...

EPISODE 73 – CLIFFORD   Ashley’s back just in time to talk about an insane Martin Short vehicle! This week, Brian can fix him; Ashley has a big therapy week; Brandon has a new way to describe bad shows; and Chris can’t be trusted with money.   BTW: Candyman has joined the chat!   Starring: Martin Short, Charles Grodin, Mary Steenburgen, Dabney Coleman, Richard Kind, Jennifer Savidge, and the Wee B...

EPISODE 72 – MINDHUNTERS   It’s another Guys Week as we talk Saw for Dummies! This week, Brandon updates LL Cool J’s name; Chris figures out Lucas’s accent; and Brian goes down a Hulu horror rabbit hole.   BTW: Ashley’s Official Slater Butt Rating!   Starring: Kathryn Morris, LL Cool J, Jonny Lee Miller, Eion Bailey, Clifton Collins Jr., Will Kemp, Val Kilmer, Christian Slater, and Patricia Velasq...

EPISODE 71 – LITTLE MONSTERS (1989)   When Ashley’s away, the Fart Asses will play! This week, Brian reveals the Elliott-Rossio formula; Brandon creates a wrestling tag team; and Chris has never purposefully drunk piss.   BTW: The secret origin of “So Big/So Small” from Dear Evan Hansen !   Starring: Fred Savage, Howie Mandel, Daniel Stern, Margaret Whitton, Rick Ducommun, Frank Whaley, Ben Savage...

EPISODE 70 – THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS It's the inspiration for the hit film Cyrano! This week, Brandon writes a jingle; Brian discovers his type; Ashley asks if it’s sexy to feed someone; and Chris rants against the title. BTW: The worst first-time callers! Starring: Janeane Garofalo, Uma Thurman, Ben Chaplin, Jamie Foxx, James McCaffrey, Richard Coca, Stanley DeSantis, David Cross, Bo...

EPISODE 69 – RUBY SPARKS (ft. Chad the Bird) Bad Romance month concludes with special guest Chad the Bird! This week, Brian feels attacked; Ashley brings the high-brow; Chad describes the Verhoeven Cut; Chris has his therapy breakthrough; and Brandon joins the Coogan Cult. BTW: Dano, the new ride-share app! Starring: Paul Dano, Zoe Kazan, Chris Messina, Annette Bening, Antonio Banderas, Aasif Mand...

EPISODE 68 – THUMBELINA We’re back on our Don Bluth BS! This week, Brandon bemoans a lyrical sin; Brian titles his autobiography; Ashley explains cuchi cuchi; and Chris looks for a fairy prince to kiss. BTW: Gilbert Gottfried’s bedroom sounds! Starring: Jodi Benson, Gary Imhoff, Gino Conforti, Barbara Cook, June Foray, Kenneth Mars, Joe Lynch, Charo, Gilbert Gottfried, and Carol Channing Directed...

EPISODE 67 – BLAST FROM THE PAST  Brendan Fraser’s back, baby! This week, Brandon tries Hot Dr. Pepper; Brian joins a Multi-Level Centipede; Ashley hates Costco; and Chris won’t stop saying “C*m Bot”.  BTW: Welcome our new host, S. Darko !  Starring: Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek, Dave Foley, Joey Slotnick, and Nathan Fillion  Directed by Hugh Wilson  FOLLOW...

EPISODE 66 – MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING  Welcome to Bad Romance Month! This week, Ashley reveals her New Year’s Resolution; Chris gets double-cancelled; Brandon learns the origin of “Float On”; and Brian shares his sister’s review.  BTW: THE FINGER SCENE!  Starring: Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett, Philip Bosco, M. Emmet Walsh, Rachel Griffiths, Carrie Preston, Susan Sul...

EPISODE 65 – LIBERAL ARTS  Hats off to a successful Allison Janney-uary! This week, Ashley finishes an important work of art; Brandon solves dating; Chris gets too excited by letters; and Brian read Infinite Jest .  BTW: Trash to Treasure moves us all to tears!  Starring: Josh Radnor, Elizabeth Olsen, Richard Jenkins, Elizabeth Reaser, John Magoro, Zac Efron, and Allison Janney  Directed by Josh R...

EPISODE 64 – AMERICAN BEAUTY  Allison Janney-uary gets uncomfortable! This week, Ashley is down for Ricky’s pickup line; Brandon has a Chris moment; Chris is somehow reminded of Jaws ; and Brian has intimidating eyebrows.  BTW: The American Aristocrats!  Starring: Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening, Thora Birch, Wes Bentley, Chris Cooper, Mena Suvari, Peter Gallagher, Scott Bakula, Sam Robards, and Alli...

EPISODE 63 – THE WAY WAY BACK   Allison Janney-uary continues with Stacie from What Would Mom Do ! This week, Chris opens strong; Ashley hates water parks; Brian won’t waste a bit; Brandon’s house is briefly beautiful; and Stacie does a TMNT/Barbie crossover.   BTW: Remake everything with Allison Janney, you cowards!   Starring: Steve Carrell, Toni Collette, AnnaSophia Robb, Sam Rockwell, Maya Rud...

EPISODE 62 – SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS   It’s the start of 2022 and Allison Janney-uary! This week, Brian struggles for a laugh; Chris is definitely not a Stepford Wife; Ashley crushes her Angelica impression; and Brandon pitches an alternate ending.   BTW: Wacky inversion table antics!   Starring: Harrison Ford, Anne Heche, David Schwimmer, Jacqueline Obradors, Temuera Morrison, Cliff Curtis, Danny...

EPISODE 61 – SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS   It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(topher Walken)mas! This week, Brian peaks the episode early; Ashley’s Walken impression needs work; Brandon bashes Magnolia ; and Chris botches our last 2021 outro.   BTW: Coming soon to our Patreon: Loaded Canon (a Disney drinking game)!   Starring: Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Abbie Corn...

SEASON 1 RE-RELEASE: TALL TALE (1995)   In this week’s episode from the vault, Chris, Brian, and Brandon go on an incredible journey with the public domain Avengers: Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, John Henry, and Catherine O’Hara. Overcome your fear of jumping on things, hop in the cryin’ boat, and drift off to the American West, 1905, where sometime the hero ends up being you!   (And yes, this was epis...

EPISODE 60 – WILLARD (2003)   It’s beginning to look a lot like Cris(pin Glover)mas! This week, Brandon learns a terrifying new use for cooking oil; Chris gets left at JCPenney; Brian goes over Mr. Martin’s browser history; and Ashley fails to get When Harry Met Sally on VHS.   BTW: Bernie says A.B.M.!   Starring: Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermey, Laura Harring, Jackie Burroughs, and millions upon mil...

EPISODE 59 – SPEED RACER   It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(tina Ricci)mas! This week, Chris recalls his recent Santa stint; Ashley contemplates a name change; Brian pities the cobra victim; and Brandon titles the next Chuck Tingle novel.   BTW: The Brotherhood of Abandoned Musicals!   Starring: Emile Hirsch, Nicholas Elia, Susan Sarandon, Ariel Winter, Scott Porter, Kick Gurry, Christian O...

EPISODE 58 – WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!   It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(Topher Grace)mas! This week, Ashley shills her video; Brian can’t stop spilling chili; Brandon hulks out over Egyptology; and Chris is the bad boy of a conservative Christian college.   BTW: The Erotic Adventures of the Count!   Starring: Kate Bosworth, Josh Duhamel, Topher Grace, Nathan Lane, Sean Hayes, Gary Col...

EPISODE 57 – THE LADYKILLERS (2004)   This week, Brian figures out Tom Hanks’s motive; Ashley fangirls over Marlon Wayans; Chris pitches a million-dollar app; and Brandon explains the Podcast Balance.   BTW: Tom Hanks as the Joker!   Starring: Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall, Marlon Wayans, J.K. Simmons, Tzi Ma, Ryan Hurst, Diane Delano, George Wallace, and Stephen Root   Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen  ...

EPISODE 56 – THE MAGIC VOYAGE   To put it simply: What the f**k, Brian? This week, Brian finds a better Italian to celebrate; Ashley sounds the Chipette alert; Brandon has a theory about the dub; and Chris isn’t this week’s Sad Sack.   BTW: Is Amazon the new Xanga?   Starring: Corey Feldman, Irene Cara, Dom DeLuise, Dan Haggerty, Samantha Eggar, and Mickey Rooney   Directed by Michael Schoemann  ...

EPISODE 55 – LAND OF THE LOST   This week, Brandon almost dies on-air; Brian nearly thwarts a Clayton Question; Ashley nails her Danny McBride impression; and Chris rebels against a poop tease.   BTW: A moment of silence for the brave IMDb Trivia writers.   Starring: Will Ferrell, Anna Friel, Danny McBride, Jorma Taccone, John Boylan, and Leonard Nimoy   Directed by Brad Silberling   FOLLOW US: Pa...

EPISODE 54 – THE PHANTOM   This week, Brandon explains the movie to Chris; Brian defends the Ghost Who Walks; Chris is tired of getting cancelled; and Ashley says #Feminism.   BTW: Do horses know what planes are?   Starring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, James Remar, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Patrick McGoohan   Directed by Simon Wincer   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( htt...

EPISODE 53 – PUMPKINHEAD   We’re rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid month with Chris’s pick: Pumpkinhead! This week, Chris is scared stupid; Brandon reinterprets Haggis; Ashley rings the Clayton gong; and Brian recounts Joel’s many, many crimes.   BTW: Beware the NCAA!   Starring: Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D’Aquino, Kimberly Ross, Joel Hoffman, Cynthia Bain, Kerry Remsen, Florence Schauffler...