Trader Hoes

The Hoes throw themselves a frozen fiesta courtesy of Trader Joe. And the only thing more adorable than the tiny tacos is their new recording studio: Katie’s childhood bedroom. Program that microwave, because we’re about serve up some mini Mexican apps, Kosher wine trivia and — what the hell —  some movie recs.  In the cart:  -Dearly Beloved I Thee Red -Mini Beef Tacos -Mini Chicken Tacos -Black B...

The Hoes play their own version of Candy Land this week, and the ending isn't exactly as sweet as they'd hoped. They also try to sink their teeth into some of life's burning questions. Is Trader Joe's heading to Europe? Is white chocolate even chocolate? Are children's pool floaties now fashionable bracelets? They might not have discovered any answers, but their dentists will most likely discover...

It’s not Goose but it’ll do. From the cold-pressed to the hard to impress, the Hoes sample Trader Joe’s juice selection and barely make it out with their stomachs intact. This episode is a gut punch of Mother Nature’s refined-est, Olivia Wilde trivia (or should we say Olivia Cockburn?) and whatever the hell Yam Beans are.  In the cart:  Organic Ginger & Turmeric Juice Shots Organic No Joke Gin...

This week, the Hoes are revisiting something that caused quite a stir the first time around: Dips. They're giving out second chances, falling in love with newbies, trying to corrupt innocent Trader Joe, mispronouncing everything, and maybe even proposing a Trader Hoes Instagram DM group.  In the cart:  Simpler Wines Rose Organic Creamy Cashew Fiesta Dip Pita Chips with Sea Salt Baby Carrots Jalape...

The Hoes are getting icy on this one! It’s a Trader Joe’s ice pop showdown and the reviews are chilling to say the least. Although not as chilling as Dr. Death or the thought of Katie being a licensed surgeon.  In the cart: Mango & Cream Bars Raspberry & Cream Bars Strawberry Greek Frozen Yogurt Parfait Bars Cold Brew Latte Dessert Bars Lime Fruit Floes Fruit Frenzy Bars Support the show

For the second installment of Ho-ing It Out, the Hoes are so excited to welcome Ali Dugaw, A.K.A. Gluten Free Travel Girl and producer of Arizona’s Family . Ali brings with her a smattering of gluten-free snacks and from the get-go, it’s clear she’s already a Pro Ho. The Hoes also have the great honor of introducing Ali to the Eloté Corn Chip Dippers, and Katie divulges her past as a circus perfor...

Get hyped because The Hoes are sipping on Trader Joe’s canned cold brew this week, and you know things got intense and jittery. They paired these brews with two heavenly coffee cake miracles, which honestly saved the day, and a bit of scatting, discussion of milk varieties, the Commandments of Trader Josef, a breakdown of our family trees and a heated debate about whether cakes are breads or not. ...

Holy ravioli, Batman! The Hoes are deep diving into some serious refrigerated pasta from Trader Joe's — or should we say, Trader Giotto’s? This carboloaded episode also comes with hot takes on Lady Gaga’s pronunciation of “pasta,” discussions of who would make a better phone sex worker, and the Hoes’ newest invention, dessert pasta.  In the cart: Phigment Red Wine Blend Tomato Basil Marinara Arugu...

It's Katie's birthday, so she chose to review the ultimate birthday dessert: Pie, duh. Of course the Hoes had to kick it off with Katie's favorite frozen pie ever, but then things took a turn. They explore whether pie crusts could actually be made out of farts or not, try to translate modern slang and take a particularly embarrassing stroll down Thanksgiving memory lane. Happy birthday, Katie!  In...

This week, the Hoes are putting their tamale sommelier skills to the test while tasting Trader Joe’s fresh tamale selection and a few side pieces to round things out. And the favorite choice? Well, the Hoes did not see it coming. They also dish on which Spice Girl they wish they were, items they wish TJ’s carried, their joint celebrity name and Molotov cocktails.  In the cart: Reposado Tequila Que...

The Hoes go HAM on some frozen burgers and discover a new favorite condiment in the process. Plus, Evie reveals that she knows absolutely nothing about beer, and Katie somehow segues into that one time she saw a dead body. Naturally. In the cart: Grass Fed Angus Beef Burgers Honey Pale Ale Mustard Hamburger Buns  Trader José Premium Lager Chili Lime Chicken Burgers Turkey Burgers Ground Buffalo Bu...

I scream, you scream, Evie may actually be screaming. That's right! It's officially summer, so the Hoes are cooling down with some ice cream. They sample everything from a traditional favorite to a new Trader Joe's item that has been buzzing around Instagram and makes quite the first impression. Childhood memories resurface, '90s references are dropped and the Hoes attempt to get to the bottom of...

It's the first installment of our guest series, Ho-ing It Out! And Guest Ho Analisa did not come to play. She's fully stocked, fully pregnant, and fully prepared to stand by her Trader Joe's favorites -- no matter what the Trader Hoes think.  In the cart: - 2017 Chariot Gypsy Red  - Quinoa & Black Bean Infused Tortilla Chips - Garlic Chipotle Salsa - Fig & Olive Crisps -  White Stilton Wit...

The moment you've all been waiting for is here: PICKLE POPCORN IS BACK, HOES! So, naturally, the Hoes had to pop a few other bags of Trader Joe's popcorn varieties to see if Popcorn in a Pickle still reigns supreme. Plus, the Hoes answer some fan mail, discuss snack mishaps in the office and share the lengths to which they went to stock up on their favorite popcorn ever. #BBPP365 In the cart:  Org...

The Hoes aren’t the only flaky things in this week’s episode. They’re breaking off a few pieces of Trader Joe’s pastry section, while sprinkling in some facts, feminism and fables. And plenty of alliteration, apparently! In the cart:  Liberté Pinot Noir Raspberry Walnut Rugelach Chocolate Brooklyn Babka Organic Chunky Apple Cinnamon Bread Almond Danish Pastry Cinnamon Croissant Loaf Support the sh...

The Hoes return to the holy trifecta that is Trader Joe’s wine, cheese and crackers, and discover some unorthodox pairings along the way. Plus, stay tuned to find out how you can get a sneak peek at our big summer reveal.  In the cart: El Castilla Syrah Trader Joe’s Reserve Syrah Picton Sauvignon Blanc Chèvre with Honey Chipotle Toscano Cheese Italian Truffle Cheese 3 Seed Sweet Potato Crackers Se...

Leaf it to these Hoes to live life on the wedge by trying a few of Trader Joe’s most convenient offerings: the premade salads. Sure, there were some clear winners, but these greens could have all benefited from larger, shakeable containers. Tell us we’re not alone in desiring ample salad shaking packaging! In the cart: -Crunchy Slaw with Chicken, Crispy Noodles & Peanut Dressing -Kale & Ed...

Things are getting a little spicy (and weirdly sweet?) in the Trader Hoes’ fort this week. The Hoes sample not five, not six but seven different jarred Trader Joe’s salsas because that’s the kind of dedication they bring to the show. Also, Evie is indecisive and easily swayed by the demo station. But it’s mostly dedication, promise!  In the cart:  -Organic Blue Corn Tortilla Chips -Restaurant Styl...

The Hoes put their hands in Trader Joe’s cookie jar and come out with mixed reviews. Plus, Katie puts her tastebuds on the line by offering listeners an Instagram challenge.  In the cart: Half Moon Cookies Vegan Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies Chocolate Brownie & Vanilla Créme Cookies Gluten Free Oat Cranberry Flax Seed Cookies Neapolitan Joe-Joe’s Support the show

Finally, The Hoes may have met their cheesy match: Trader Joe’s frozen mac & cheese. They sample a spectrum of cheesy choices and find out which is the cream of the crop. Also, what happened to the Hatch Chile Mac & Cheese??? In the cart: -Les Portes de Bordeaux Bordeaux -Reduced-Guilt Mac & Cheese -Gluten Free Mac & Cheese -Joe’s Diner Mac ‘N Cheese -Pepperoni Pizza Mac & Chee...

The Hoes try to lift their spirits with some bubbly treats this week, but they aren't the only things full of hot air. Find out if these airy selections stand up or fall flat. Plus, why is kombucha so difficult to open???  In the cart:  -Seeds & Grains Crispbread Norwegian Crackers -Unexpected Cheddar Cheese  -Banana Date Nut Bread Crisps -Secco A Bubbly Taste of Cranberry -Secco Grapefruit Po...

The Hoes take on the most important (frozen) meal of the day and try five different breakfast items from Trader Joe’s freezer section. Plus, hear from the person who inspired the episode when the Hoes do their very first on-air taste test. Things are getting toasty, people! In the cart: Mixed Mushroom and Spinach Quiche Uncured Ham & Swiss Cheese Flaky Croissant Dough Squares Organic Silver Do...

After popular demand, the Hoes are hitting Trader Joe's freezer section for some Indian fare. It's an episode full of familiar favorites, new flavors and, unfortunately for Evie, a fruit she hopes to never encounter again.  In the cart:  Seltzer Water Flavored with Lemon and Ginger Juice Indian Fare | Yellow Tadka Dal Butter Chicken with Basmati Rice Palak Paneer Mango Ginger Chutney Vegetable Bir...

The Hoes have themselves a little tea party with Trader Joe’s shortcake biscuits, several mugs of kettle brews and their own terrible British accents! Not on the menu but always on the table: Trader Joe's top-notch flower selection. In the cart: Shortcake Biscuits Imported English Authentic Lemon Curd Mango Flavored Green Tea Spicy Chai Latte Mix Organic Ginger Turmeric Herbal Tea Organic Early Gr...

The Hoes lather up some rich reviews of Trader Joe’s hair, body and face products. Plus, they welcome their very first Guest Hoest, Potterless’ Mike Schubert ! In the cart: Wish Flower Sparkling Rosé Rich Hydrating Face Sheet Mask Face Wash with Tea Tree Oil Enrich Moisturizing Face Cream Rose Oil Ultra Moisturizing Hand Cream Oatmeal Exfoliant Bar Shea Butter & Coconut Oil Hair Mask Tea Tree...