Total Sidebar from the Ladies of Total Sidebar
Total Sidebar
What happens when three grown-ass women sit around drinking and talking about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter – until it does?? Everything and anything goes on a journey that will take you from the poignant to the pointless in no time, and you’ll wonder where the heck you just spent the last 30 minutes. Join Ellen, Jen and Alex as they keep you on track by getting off topic. Don’t miss it.
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Jun 29, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 50: Pour that Martini and Bring in the Gift Horse, 'Cause it's Number 50, People! 06.03.2020 1:03:09
Do you think a Hundo in the toilet is still a Hundo? Do you understand the meaning of Huba Huba? Do you dream of a rap battle with Ethel Merman? If so, have we got a show for you.
Episode 49: Warm up the Egg Salad, Splash on the Drakkar Noir, and Someone Stop That Mime! 24.02.2020 1:00:14
Ever wish you could jump on a sumo wrestler? Ever feel like your head is shaped like a melon? Ever pray your kids don't become performance artists? This episode can help - maybe.
Episode 48: Get in the MOOG, Pass the Neccos, and Puh-leez Stay Out of the Cat Litter Box 10.02.2020 55:08
Do you have a love-hate relationship with baked beans? Do you have a secret love relationship with communion wafers? Do you have any relationship at all with Nicholas Cage? If the answer is yes or no, tune in now!
Episode 47: Don't Be Conceited, Don't Bury the Kimchi, and Don't Worry, It's Always Halloween Season 28.01.2020 1:03:30
Do you hate having to choose between a turkey dinner and 27 fun-size Kit Kats? Did you forget where you buried your kimchi jar? Don't sweat it - Toity will find it for you on this episode!
Episode 46: New Year's Donut Resolutions, Pass the Sauerkraut, and Make Room for DeNiro 15.01.2020 1:04:23
Do you want to fight for the right to eat pasta? Are you ashamed to admit you love Irish Spring soap? Are you praying Britney stops biting her nails? Well, this episode has you allll over it!
Episode 45: We're Hungover, We're Swedish, and Who's Been Licking My Dishes? 09.12.2019 51:29
Ever wonder what hungover women sound like? Ever yearn for Swedish accents done really badly? Ever wonder what the sound of a human hairball is? Have we got an episode for you!
Episode 44: You're a Potato, We Love Dolly, and Please Leave That Disney Fashion at the Park 30.11.2019 1:02:07
Do you need some middle school-style insults for every occasion? Do you wonder where the heck Dolly Parton's husband is? Are you unsure if that Mickey tank top is right for work? Tune in and let us help you with all the big stuff!
Episode 43: Tartar Sauce, Koi Ponds, and We're All Getting Shot Out of Cannons 10.11.2019 58:19
Why can't we order tartar sauce with a turkey sub? What are the koi fish thinking during the winter? And who's wearing earmuffs these days? Join us as we solve these sweet mysteries of life and oh so much more!
Episode 42: L'il Debbie, Creamy vs Crunchy and Dusting the Wind 29.10.2019 52:03
Isn't the world a dangerous place, especially at the gym when the dumbbells are mis-filed? Join us in the safety corral where the convo is Fast and Furious, and thankfully we're under that handy metal umbrella!
Episode 41: Slow Cookin', Monkeys vs Wolves and Let's Hear it for Sly 11.10.2019 57:24
Ever feel hungry like the wolf, or do you wish a monkey would pick your nits? Don't worry, we support both choices and also Sly Stallone because, well, ya gotta love Sly. Tune in and hum along to the Rocky theme right now!
Episode 40: The Big 4-0, Giant Ducks, and a Fish in a Suit 29.09.2019 53:21
Should you buy a car from a giant fish? Should you do a sit-up during an office meeting? Should we let Alex sing opera? Tune in and get these burning questions answered ASAP!
Episode 39: Velvety Oysters, Stinky Milk and Meet the Tone-Defs 11.09.2019 56:19
Ever wish you could hear an a-capella group that couldn't sing? And sing about outhouses, sour milk, and loogies? Well this podcast was written just for you!
Episode 38: Wind Chimes, The Happy Place and Let's Vote for the Rock 28.08.2019 1:02:40
What's that annoying sound you hear - is it your neighbor's wind chimes? Maybe it's The Rock playing in your ball pit. Either way, mix yourself a date shake and tune into this one - it's sexy, we promise!
Episode 37: Beady Little Eyes, Icky Kombucha, and the Tragedy of the Last Lonely Chuckle 14.08.2019 53:11
What's worse in a bottle - kombucha or liquified filet mignon? The only way to find out is to bust out of your arranged marriage and get in the game - you'll lose but really, you'll win!
Episode 36: Boxing a Kangaroo, Toast Under the Boob, and the Joy of a Nice Sharp Writing Utensil 31.07.2019 58:02
Are you stuck fighting a kangaroo again? Then sharpen your mechanical pencil and tuck a biscotti in a convenient crevice - we promise you'll win your bout…maybe.
Episode 35: Pocket Squares, A Little Schweppes Tonic and Let's Get Frozen Like Ted Williams 17.07.2019 58:33
Need someplace to show off your new paisley pocket square? Just head to the Superlux, order an icy cold G&T and request that all your cold cuts are fanned - that's what the cool kids do!
Episode 34: It Ain't a Sandwich Unless You Fry it and it Ain't A Poncho Unless it's Fishnet 03.07.2019 1:02:35
Did someone order a Monte Cristo? Throw on your fishnet poncho, practice your best British accent, and get ready to try some sandwiches - and tasty podcastin' - that we know you will like!
Episode 33: Nothing But Tutus and Grits at This Family-Style Dining Shindig 19.06.2019 55:17
Calling all Fried Green Magnolias - this episode mixes southern charm with floating checks and wearing tutus. Join us as we butter our grits and clack around in Dr. Scholl's - nothing but a party goin' on here.
Episode 32: Don't Take Curious George to the Carnival - Go Skinny-Dipping With Us Instead 05.06.2019 40:01
How this became one of our raciest episodes, we'll never know, but you're going to get some corn dogs and naked swimming at this party. And if you're tired, we'll read you a bedtime story, but it's gotta be hella quick - we have wine to drink, people!
Episode 31: It's Ice Milk, Ginger Snaps, and Last Call for That Stranger's Tequila Sunrise 22.05.2019 50:46
The Sidebar puts on a snappy sweater vest as we investigate the death of ice milk and the strange allure of ginger snaps. We also admit to consuming a stranger's food and drink if we're desperate enough - come on, you know you do it too!
Episode 30: Jen's Back, We're 30, and Let's Have a Meatball in the Morgue 08.05.2019 48:21
The threesome is back in action, we're celebrating a milestone, and there's enough Play-do and onion rings for everyone - even that random stranger you just kissed!
Episode 29.5: While Jen's Away, the Two Dorks Will Play and We're NOT Passive Aggressive, Dammit 19.04.2019 34:00
The Sidebar is down one member this week, so let's see if the other two can hold down the fort in this mini-episode. Farrah Fawcett and the Three Stooges swing through for a visit so don't miss it!
Episode 29: Plastic Straws, Mink Stoles, Aliens and Where Can We Find D.B. Sweeney? 08.04.2019 1:06:49
Boy, too many candy cigarettes and spritzers will land you with a moldy mink around your neck, and terrorists and aliens fighting for your affection. We put on some clogs and head for outer space and you should too!
Episode 28: Jaywalking is Sexy, Elbows are a Necessity, and Hey - That Goat's Kinda Cute! 19.03.2019 49:23
Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats. Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!
Episode 27: Do You Have a Light for My Candy Cig? Cause I Need a Miracle - and Popcorn - Every Day! 01.03.2019 55:57
The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!
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