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The Sidebar reports in on fulfilling our New Year's resolutions - did someone say "slow start?" We also find out if safecracking is all it's cracked up to be. Tune in as we tell all!

Poppa, can you hear me, at least when I ask you to change the toilet paper?! We give you the under vs over on everything from skorts to Survivor. Don't miss it!

Why are some people naturally positive, and we aren't? We bet their secret is either drunk yoga, harlequin outfits or keeping bacon as a pet. See if you agree!

How to kick off the New Year right? Make a resolution you can actually keep - like playing more Yahtzee - and don't forget - Holy Cow, it's Wine O'Clock somewhere!

Ever wonder who gets to call it National Something Day? We do too, and we're declaring our own National Crop Top on a Ghost with Some Peppermint Bark Day. It'll make sense, we promise.

Wanna see the ladies self-sidebar into a massive musical mess? Well, you can be sure it'll never happen in a hot tub, but it might end up in a food fight!

Did you know that Cardi rhymes with party? And that Nutella rhymes with hands off my Nutella, fella? Tune in to see what we learned in Italy and why extra salt belongs on everything - it does!

Don't let Judge Judy catch you flashing a finely turned ankle, or she'll feed you to the lions - they're just big kitties anyway, right?!

If you're looking for an episode packed with sexual innuendo - did someone say "knowledgeable tongue?" - then this is the one for you. And we are never inviting Gwyneth to lunch, that much is clear!

Don't you wish more people spoke Latin? - We didn't think so, but Mercury is in Retrograde and we can't find Bob Anderson. Carpe Diem, Sidebaristas!

The Sidebar dives deep into the meaning of success: sometimes it's shoplifting, or maybe a flying chair, or just your face stuck in a jar of Nutella. No judging, people!

Summer is in full swing, and the Sidebar is cannonballing our way to wrestling sharks and starting a business focused on taking siestas. What's not to like, amigos?

The Sidebar tries to do play-by-play for the Royal Wedding and then it's a full blown talent show. After we all get tramp stamps, that is.

The Sidebar discovers we have more than one listener - wait, what? - and we also don't really support rabbits. Does that make us bad?

Some workers over-glove, some women over-pluck, and some podcasters should NOT attempt celebrity impressions. Unless it's Cher. Or a whistling cat.

There's no such thing as talking to yourself too much in public. Unless it's about Dr. Shampoo.

Yes, all Tai Chi masters wear suspenders with belts, and you'll be tasting the rainbow after this episode.

Take a trip to Downtown City, where you'll meet celebrities, drool over house porn and rat out your best friend in a pinch- you know you would!

Let's go hate-watching bad TV, right after we buy crap in the Marshall's check out line- oh, and who wishes they were Mister Brady?

If you are royalty and need a poison-taster, we have your girl- who knew? And how to break up with a service person who's breaking all of your stuff- this is news you can use.

Oh boy, it’s time to “turn this mutha out,” people, but don’t get “kilo’d” without wearing a nice beehive. It’ll all make sense very soon, promise.

Canines invade the bunker, disgusting habits are compared, and there’s waaay too much talk about “cleaning funk out of a deep tread.” Bring the Febreze for this one.

Everyone wants to get rich quick, either with Plinko, the “Big Black Sheet,” or dialing up some good ol’ synchronicity. Not sure what that means? Tune in!

What a learning episode: believe it or not, there’s no “A” in “ITALY,” no “I” in “pants,” and no reason to talk to Mike Massaro ever again.

Call the fire department, because it’s getting hot in here: our hosts discuss threesomes, shark gestation and a shocking new fact about PF Chang’s. Yup, Chang’s.