Total Sidebar

Do you prefer to eat your ice cream warmed up? Are you looking for a way to decorate with doubloons? Well, we can make all your dreams come true, so hit the play button right now!

Have you been waiting forever to get your hands on an actual light-saber? Do you wish there was a steel drum Pandora station? Well, tune in now, because your people are waiting for you right here!

Have you ever thought futons were sexy? Are you wondering if tie-dye can really be considered fashion? Well, strap on the bong and dab on the patchouli - it's the party episode!

Have you ever dreamed about falling off a balcony? Have you ever been psyched out by the size of the Cheesecake Factory menu? We feel you, we promise, so tune on in!

Have you ever shamed yourself in someone else's bathroom? Do you wish that daily naps were required by law? If so, we think you'll find this episode right up your proverbial alley - tune in now!

Have you been hooked on Google Maps looking for country porn? Have you been called boring or annoying, or both? This episode just might be the self-care you need to kick off your new year!

Has your book club turned into fight club? Have you been ghosted by an actual ghost? If your life has gotten feisty and spooky, you better tune in now!

Are you constantly chasing the Dorito dragon? Do you always lose at Truth or Dare because there are no winners - ever? Then strap yourself onto a slightly warm toilet seat and tune in, because we can help, we swear!

Do you think that cat food might be a forgotten delicacy? Would you rather be the dump-er or the dump-ee? Seems like you better listen to this episode and get these monster-sized questions sorted out!

Do you think life would be better if we were all just kind of dumb? Would you like a chance to bust a power dance move at the party of the year? Tune in now, and find out if you have a shot at either of these damn things!

Are you worried your pandemic "homewear" outfits aren't colorful enough? Are you shopping online for knuckle-shavers? Sounds like this episode is going to be your personal shopper - so turn it up!

Ever wish you were a hot mermaid in overalls? Want to eat a Hostess cupcake the size of your head? Well, make friends with the Real Housewives of the Sidebar and all your dreams will come true - right now!

Are people you love chewing with their mouths open? Do you foolishly believe you could run a "well-meaning" cult? Then fire up this episode and learn how we didn't really solve either one of these prickly issues!

Do you think wearing both pants and a shirt is overdressing? Would you wear a European bathing suit bottom as a mask? Then catch this episode because it's just your style!

Have you dreamed of sneezing glitter? Do you know of dozens of uses for wasabi? Then you are just the sparkly-spicy person who needs this episode asap!

Is your peasant blouse too droopy? Are you craving onion-flavored ice cream? Then practice some real self-care and slurp up this episode right now!

Does your friend smell like a hot zoo? Would you fly through the Bermuda Triangle to meet the Loch Ness Monster? So would we, so tune in and find out when our flight is leaving!

Do you wish Barbra Streisand would offer you frozen yogurt? Do you daydream about a frosty Christmas Shandy? Daydream no more, because it's real and it's happening right here!

Are you more scared of soggy cereal than you are of zombies? Would you be excited to receive a sexy message from an elderly relative? If either answer is yes, then you're our dream listener - turn this one up loud!

Do you have a rock in your shoe that just won't leave? Are you a star badminton player - and no one cares? Tune in now and you'll feel better about neither of those things, promise!

Are you still dreaming about a young Richard Dreyfuss? Are you stuck in your Dad's body and wish you had your Mom's? Seems like you need to get some things resolved, friend, so tune in now!

Do you think you'd be popular in jail? Are you spending your quarantine dehydrating fruit? Does a swimming pool of Nutella sound like paradise? Then tune into this slice of heaven asap!

Did you ever under-achieve as a child musician? Are you currently over-achieving at eating marshmallow Peeps? Well, line up those libations because we've got stuff to cover with you!

Are you stuck in your house having drunk Zoom calls? Are you eating stale Nilla Wafers from way back in the pantry? Well so are we, so tune in and we'll knock back a few together!

Do you love salty meat? (Don't answer that.) Do you think suspenders can act as boob guardrails? Are you ready for Chicken Fat? Strap in right now!