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Topical Fruit

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Mark Maira and Shane Allen take on the biggest and dumbest stories of the week and breakdown every viral moment. Finally, two dudes in their mid to late thirties decided to make a podcast. Two of the funniest guys in podcasting will be making fun of everything you saw this week and everything that will be trending next week.

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Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Taylor Swift's Wedding 07.07.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Taylor Swift had her wedding, The USA loses in The World Cup, and an AI actress is going to be in a new movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

America's 250th Birthday 30.06.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. America is celebrating its 250th birthday with a state fair, the reflecting pool is a mess, and kids love fidgets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Old People Getting Divorced 23.06.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the day. Iran and USA might play each other in The World Cup, old people are getting divorced, and an AI update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

UFC White House and Oliver Tree 16.06.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. There was a big UFC fight at The White House, Oliver Tree died, and definitely don't go bungee jumping in Brazil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

World Cup Kickoff 09.06.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. The World Cup is kicking off and where do you think the United States stands in the mix? Also what is AI doing to relationships nowadays? Check it all out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Disney Exec's AI Son 02.06.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Did you know a Disney executive says an AI chatbot is his son? Also questions that kids Google about adults the most. Check it all out on the new podcat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can't Eat Anything Anymore 27.05.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all the biggest and dumbest news of the day. They talk NBA Playoffs, weird food news, and what most people do when they clean their house. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SI Swimsuit and Aliens 19.05.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. They talk about the big MMA fights of the week, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and President Trump posting alien pics on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hantavirus is Here 12.05.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. They talk about all of the fallout from the hantavirus infections and a guy who found out his mom's body got blown up after the funeral. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Manspreading and AI 05.05.2026

Mark and Shane of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Shane gives his AI update, Mark talks about the death of John Sterling, and Timothée Chalamet is accused of manspreading at the Knicks game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dana White is Insane 28.04.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and the dumbest news of the day. There was an attack at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and Dana White said something insane after it plus people are still really into Michael Jackson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Raccoon Penis and AI Jesus 21.04.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. RFK admits that he desecrated a raccoon carcass back in the day, there is an AI Jesus that people pay to get advice from, and did you know there is a civil war going on right now between chimps? Subscribe to the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Closing The Strait of Hermione 14.04.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. More trouble in Iran, President Trump posted an A.I. video of him as Jesus, and things Gen Z do not understand how to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big Government Gazongas 07.04.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest news of the day. Former government officials have weird pictures coming out, they breakdown their Easter, and talk about AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 9-9-9 Challenge is Dead 31.03.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. The 9-9-9 Challenge is dead, Kid Rock had something crazy happen to his home, and there's a way to track your farts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Meteors Hitting The Country 23.03.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Meteors are hitting the country, trends are dying out, and Costco CEO knows how to eat a hot dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Oscars 17.03.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. The Oscars were over the weekend, horny military guys are getting catfished, and The World Baseball Classic is almost over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

World Baseball and World War 10.03.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. The World Baseball Classic is in full swing, The World War is in full swing, plus the guys talk about etiquette that is going out of style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New War 02.03.2026

Mark and Shane talk about the new war in the Middle East the United States is in, fallout from Olympic hockey, and a guy listing out all the chores he did at 8 years old. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Men's Hockey Gold 24.02.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and the dumbest news stories of the day. The Men's Olympics Hockey team took home the gold, a racial slur was yelled at the BAFTAs, and AI is going nuts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Olympic Cheating 16.02.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Former President Obama said that aliens exist, a lot of cheating at The Olympics, and more Epstein Files were released. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bad Bunny Versus Kid Rock 10.02.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. The guys give a detailed play-by-play of The Super Bowl including the halftime show and the secondary Kid Rock halftime show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Files Files Files 02.02.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week on The Topical Fruit Podcast. A huge amount of Epstein Files were released, plus people want their phones to have different features, and the guys talk about The GRAMMYs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oscar Nominees 26.01.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. They talk about Oscar nominees, the shooting in Minneapolis, plus is "Sinners" as good as everyone says it is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dancing in Dog Masks 19.01.2026

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. There was a weird gala at Mar-a-Lago that looks like furies were involved, plus what makes you a bad person, and the most overrated movies out there right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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