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Topical Fruit

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Mark Maira and Shane Allen take on the biggest and dumbest stories of the week and breakdown every viral moment. Finally, two dudes in their mid to late thirties decided to make a podcast. Two of the funniest guys in podcasting will be making fun of everything you saw this week and everything that will be trending next week.

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Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Everything is Fine 12.01.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. The guys talk NFL playoffs, the ICE shooting in Minnesota, and should you be giving your kids allowance? Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Goodbye Stranger Things 05.01.2026

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Stranger Things wrapped up, the USA attacked Venezuela, plus did you know that the McRib doesn't have real rib meat in it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New Year and Weird 90s Movies 30.12.2025

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the day. Do you know what the biggest New Year's resolution is? Plus there's a new type of toy out there that never existed before. And some 90s movies shouldn't have been made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rob Reiner Murdered 16.12.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. In very sad news filmmaker Rob Reiner was murdered over the weekend and there was even more awful reaction and fallout from that. Plus at 44 years old Phillip Rivers played QB for the Colts after 5 years of retirement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Netflix and Warner Brothers 08.12.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day! Warner Brothers just bought Netflix, your dad loves you in a weird way, and the guys do not know what war crimes are. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holiday Food and Campbell's Soup 01.12.2025

Mark and Shane talk about the biggest and dumbest news stories of the year. Like what KFC is serving people for the holidays, also big drama in the Campbell's Soup corporation, plus Flamin' Hot Cheetos is making some changes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thanksgiving Sides 24.11.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen talk all the dumbest and biggest news of the day. Thanksgiving is coming up and they've got the top ten sides for holiday. Plus you can buy cars on Amazon now and President Trump seems to have a new love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sexy Emails and Getting Hurt Drunk 17.11.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the dumbest and biggest news of the day. Emails came out regarding the Epstein Files that have some bizarre details, plus the guys talk about the most dangerous things out there when you're drunk, and the worst places to eat at an airport. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Passing Out Everywhere 10.11.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen recap all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. The guys breakdown the awkward moment a pharma executive passed out in the Oval Office. Plus did you know it isn't cool to use cash anymore? And there are some big things coming to Dancing With The Stars Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Grok Being a Weirdo? 03.11.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. A monkey escaped in a Spirit Halloween store. The shutdown is causing people to lose SNAP benefits. Also Grok was caught being weird towards kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The White House is Jacked Up 28.10.2025

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week on the Topical Fruit Podcast. The White House has been sort of demolished. Also did you know that Halloween is really lonely for a lot of people? Plus dentists have a weird way to avoid cavities by eating a ton of candy all at once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why is There Erotic A.I.? 20.10.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Like when President Trump tweeted out an A.I. video of him dropping feces on protestors. Plus Alec Baldwin had a bizarre response to getting into a car accident. On top of that A.I. is getting into the "erotica" business. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two Super Bowl Halftime Shows 13.10.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Some are mad that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl so they created their own halftime show. Plus a former Jets QB got stabbed and it was kind of his fault. Also Jelly Roll thought he was going to die in his sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taylor Swift's New Album 06.10.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the day. Taylor Swift dropped a brand new album "Life of a Showgirl". Also do you know which fast food restaurant has the fastest drive-thru time? Plus did you know that Gen Z drives in silence? Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kimmel is Back and Tylenol 29.09.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the dumbest and biggest news stories of the day. Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air after being taken off by ABC. Also President Trump is going after Tylenol. Plus you can make a ton of money just by watching scary movies. Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kimmel Off TV 22.09.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast talk about the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. The recap some action going in the NFL. Talk about Jimmy Kimmel getting taken off of TV, and Edward Sheeran saying no to performing a concert in space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mountain Dew and Eating in Bed 15.09.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. The guys talk about all of the reaction around the murder of Charlie Kirk. Plus Mountain Dew flavors might point to different tragedies over the last few decades. They also touch on the fact that A LOT of people are eating in bed... and cool with it. Subscribe to The Topical Fruit. Learn more about your a...

Karen at Phillies Game 08.09.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the day. Like the Karen who stole a homerun baseball from a kid at a Phillies game. Plus did you know that most people make huge decisions just based on their gut? Also Gen-Z apparently doesn't care about climbing a corporate ladder... and it's called "Lily Padding". Learn more about your ad...

Men Pummeling Men and Labubu 02.09.2025

Mark and Shane of the Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown some of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. NFL football kicks off this week. Plus there was a man discovered doing some really disgusting things at a Korn concert. On top of that people are running on all fours to workout. Also there are some new trends that are already out. Visit www.thetopicalfruit.com for more. Learn more about you...

Cracker Barrel and Male Cheerleaders 25.08.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest news of the week. The guys talk about Cracker Barrel getting a tony of backlash because of a logo change. Plus some people are made that the Minnesota Vikings now have male cheerleaders. Finally . . . did you know that you can by soup by the gallon at Olive Garden? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taylor Swift and Tickets to Weddings 18.08.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Taylor Swift had a big announcement on The New Heights podcast with Travis and Jason Kelce. Plus did you know that people are actually starting to sell tickets to their wedding? Also the show "Alien: Earth" might not be as good as so many people are saying. Subscribe at to The Topi...

Lady Umps and "Sloppers" 11.08.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast talk some of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. The MLB had it's very first women umpire and her first call was... not great. Also the movie "Weapons" had an amazing weekend at the box office. Plus did you know that if you use AI too much the slur people use for you is "sloppers"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

Fitness Test and Happy Gilmore 04.08.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown Happy Gilmore 2 and all of the good and bad reviews for it. Plus President Trump has brought back the Presidential Fitness Test to high school students. On top of all that we have the rankings of the best NFL teams to ever exist. Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RIP Hogan and Ozzy 28.07.2025

The guys talk about Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne passing away this week. Plus would you ever leave your spouse for $1 million? They also touch on The Fantastic 4 movie and some weird Pedro Pascale behavior that people have been calling out online. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

CEO Cheating at Coldplay Concert 21.07.2025

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the dumbest news of the day on the Topical Fruit Podcast. A CEO was caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert. Also did you know that people want to have a mean boss? And they talk about just how many pounds of French fries Americans eat a year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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