Top Flight Time Machine

The Leeds babies are dismantled, Zorro arrives in the Premiership, Alex Ferguson unleashes his squeaky bum and Graeme Souness wages war on sandwiches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not much football to look back at so we’re focussing on hand dryers, dressing up as posh old men, a gas mascot, and the enormous potential in Roy Keane and Graeme Souness forming a revenge duo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As part of the London Podcast Festival, we performed a live episode, looking back at the 1987 Shoot! annual and singing a song at the end (which we have been subsequently forced to remove). Normal service will be resumed shortly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for Allardyce to return to his spiritual home of West Ham, why Ed Woodward is better than you, fond memories of hiring a nan and more love for ITV's Dick Turpin series... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you haven’t heard our other podcast, now’s your chance. It’s basically TFTM but with news instead of football. This latest episode includes sky murdering, sacred shield abuse and a live cat v squirrel fight. Search ‘News Thing’ in your pod-providing app for more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet the player with the best name to pronounce in a Scouse accent, hear a chilling 9/11 prediction and the future for Jacob Rees-Mogg, Sven sells Alan Ball some shoe-lifts, and things go wrong in the Leeds nursery as O’Leary writes a book… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tree Man’s Hammers lose again, Bullet Baxter and Lesser T-Bird both eke out draws, Rameses does a trick, we find out where Arsene Wenger has been and there’s mascot news from Spain… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season of dead Peter Taylor’s wearable face, more from David O’Leary’s kindergarten, Gianluca Vialli’s horrific holiday wear, Liverpool’s weird treble and Harry Redknapp’s, erm, wearable face too… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A man caught in a cat lie, some naturalistic holiday art, the Cypriot toilet scene, goat trading in football and some of the weekend’s action analysed… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ruud Gullit’s Toon strop, David O’Leary’s creepy baby fixation, Kanu’s motoring sadness, and the return of a much-loved Time Machine favourite…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All the football is back – we have a look at it, propose a new VIP option for West Ham, discuss Disney princesses, consider the ramifications of a loose goose on a podcast, and wonder about Robbie Williams’ past cucumber history… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahead of our new, weekly topical episodes, we’ve sent the Time Machine forwards to try and predict what will happen in the coming season. We also watched the last 20 minutes of the transfer window while we recorded the episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy Evans gets eased out, John Gregory gives mental health advice, Phil Babb clatters his knackers, Robbie Fowler sniffs the pitch, and Joe Kinnear’s heart packs up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christian Gross arrives on the tube, Roy Hodgson returns from European exile, Temuri Ketsbaia has a striptease meltdown, Ron Noades appoints himself at Palace, and we also look at Sky Sports' marketing strategies, Ever Decreasing Circles and shop vibes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Graeme Souness is duped into signing Ali Dia, Kevin Keegan gets confused about miracles, Howard Wilkinson lashes out at Leeds and plots a swallow-based training session, Tony Adams bins the booze and gets addicted to self-reflection, John Motson describes an otherworldly goal and which player has a heart that is even bigger than his entire body? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Sexy sexy sexy. With sexy foreigners, sexy football, the sexy team bus video that killed Newcastle United's title challenge and Peter Schmeichel's scorched douglas, this was easily the most erotically-charged Premier League season to date. Oh, and there was Bruce Rioch as well.,, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another season examined by Andy and Sam, including George Graham's hole in the corner, how many helicopters you'd need to lower an elephant into Selhurst Park, a lawyer visiting a barber's shop for the very first time, and Rodney Marsh - cat-killer... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the highlights of the Premier League's second season, including speculation over the smell of John Gorman, Alex Ferguson's cocker spaniel observations, some expensive Clubcall memories, a very NSFW movie quiz and Bill Kenwright's Everton 'mechanism'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The dawning of the Premier League and the rebirth of football itself. All the major issues are discussed, including cheerleaders, Jack Walker's millions, Alan Cork's proto-hipster beard, Alan Hansen's throbbing vein and Sheffield cutlery manufacturing etiquette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.