Top Flight Time Machine

We pitch our travelogue TV show which might include a trip to Tranmere. Plus more bull and a gerbil-infused romantic fail... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some eye science, dirty tricks at a Scouse card game, the stray man, Sam's hero fantasies, Andy's Blackpool death and the disgrace that is Roy Orbison... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The mechanism moves forward, Sam's brother turns legal eagle, some 'you do it' advice, and a Keown power play... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A job for Joe Hart in the TFTM media empire, some more looking back and ahead, the possibility of a Liverpool title win and some sexy robot thoughts... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An inappropriate Nan Santa scene, a Likely Lads look back, predictions, and some woodland extra-terrestrial team bonding. Oh, and what REALLY happened to Sam from Me & My Girl… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look ahead to a Scouse Christmas, Souness' thoughts on the Old Trafford job vacancy, horseplay with Andrey Arshavin, some top notch bull and a visit from a time traveller. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at Roy and Graeme's dual pundit appearance covering Liverpool v Man United at the weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ralph Rabbithutch, Tony Adams’ rugby takeover, your finest tales of liars, a look ahead to Keane v Souness, and some football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robot and human racism, liars, a grandstanding handstanding ex-Marine, the weekend's football and at last, Sam's big cow story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An important correction, some prediction leaderboard movement, Alf Ramsey’s World Cup Willie and a bedtime story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some eye-opening revelations about Sir David Attenborough, a limo trip to Wigan, leg-breaking on The One Show, and some football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Advent calendar woes, festive tea tasting, kidnap, a Bobby Charlton visit, a washbag in a top hat, and the weekend's football analysed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A heartwarming Delaney family Christmas tale, Pancho From The Flats, Arthur Fowler and some football predictions... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

West Ham’s rollercoaster season, Ian Holloway talks tight buns, Les Reed has a go and Sam eats a curry in his pants… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back, a flare mule, plans for our new airport-based accent school, a power-play against Roy Keane and some other stuff. (Apologies for Sam's microphone going a bit weird halfway through) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lots of stuff about Edmonds and Collins. Plus a bit of football stuff and some stuff where Sam gets (rightly) abused by the public. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We plan to send ResultsBot to his Saudi doom, Dean Saunders shares a Patrick Kluivert story, plus Babybel, a courtroom self-defender and Reg Varney v Paul Scholes... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wayne Rooney – this is your life! Plus Sam’s toothbrush woes, ResultsBot’s love life, we come up with a surefire hit movie, and there’s a Rod Stewart sighting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the weekend’s action, Ridley Scott’s ball jet, a legally-dubious Charlie Austin story and Roy Keane on David Silva’s suit stunt… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unsavoury bush-based activities, a disgraced American author, an anonymous complaint about Spurs, some bonus Keane stuff and the match predictions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy gets knocked back by TWO celeb ladies in 24 hours, we dismiss Wayne Rooney's charity match while planning our own awards ceremony, and there's a scary ghost story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rethink on the Bournemouth boss, Andy van der Meyde’s sex-and-zebra lifestyle, Pokemon rage and our new job editing Waitrose magazine…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A goose appears in a pram, Sam's brother becomes consumed by his growing fame, we become enraged by computer TV hosts, and there's yet more goose stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s brother tries a power play on Sheffield Wednesday’s owner, Ferry begs Eno to hook him up with ITV and we look ahead to the weekend’s football action… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wenger’s lonely exile, dog seeds, Puel’s motivational floor ham, Keegan’s tea towel justice system, and our bid to be the next next Top Gear hosts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.