Top Flight Time Machine

West Ham’s rollercoaster season, Ian Holloway talks tight buns, Les Reed has a go and Sam eats a curry in his pants… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back, a flare mule, plans for our new airport-based accent school, a power-play against Roy Keane and some other stuff. (Apologies for Sam's microphone going a bit weird halfway through) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lots of stuff about Edmonds and Collins. Plus a bit of football stuff and some stuff where Sam gets (rightly) abused by the public. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We plan to send ResultsBot to his Saudi doom, Dean Saunders shares a Patrick Kluivert story, plus Babybel, a courtroom self-defender and Reg Varney v Paul Scholes... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wayne Rooney – this is your life! Plus Sam’s toothbrush woes, ResultsBot’s love life, we come up with a surefire hit movie, and there’s a Rod Stewart sighting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the weekend’s action, Ridley Scott’s ball jet, a legally-dubious Charlie Austin story and Roy Keane on David Silva’s suit stunt… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unsavoury bush-based activities, a disgraced American author, an anonymous complaint about Spurs, some bonus Keane stuff and the match predictions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy gets knocked back by TWO celeb ladies in 24 hours, we dismiss Wayne Rooney's charity match while planning our own awards ceremony, and there's a scary ghost story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rethink on the Bournemouth boss, Andy van der Meyde’s sex-and-zebra lifestyle, Pokemon rage and our new job editing Waitrose magazine…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A goose appears in a pram, Sam's brother becomes consumed by his growing fame, we become enraged by computer TV hosts, and there's yet more goose stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s brother tries a power play on Sheffield Wednesday’s owner, Ferry begs Eno to hook him up with ITV and we look ahead to the weekend’s football action… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wenger’s lonely exile, dog seeds, Puel’s motivational floor ham, Keegan’s tea towel justice system, and our bid to be the next next Top Gear hosts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shahid Khan's bid to buy Wembley collapses, Gwyneth Paltrow turns up in the studio next door, Eddie Howe gets enraged, plus lots more (and some predictions too). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Quiet international week - we discuss Robin of Sherwood, the first UK cash machine, James Bond visiting a Wetherspoons and Sam finally tells his nunnery story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

England’s new fictional squad of youngsters dissected, some insight at the Tactics Board, and will a bewigged and bobble-hatted Andy play for the Faroe Islands tonight? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Leicester City an Illuminati power play? And just who is wearing Claude Puel’s face? Also, the time Sam met Jimmy Savile and a look back at the weekend’s hot football action… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some looking back AND ahead, a dash over to the tactics board, Roy Keane reports on cabbages from his spider hole, Sam shares a potato attack story, and Results Bot attempts to turn against its masters... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keane is tormented by Professor Yaffle in a Portuguese villa, Souness goes on hunger strike after getting sacked, Roeder runs out of coaching tokens, and Wenger shrinks himself down before hiding in a chef’s hat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the weekend as well as a call for more fun in football, the evolution of Tree Man, a glimpse into the life of ResultsBot and the time Sam's underage drinking plan went horribly wrong... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The big win that Sam missed, an introduction to our new STATS ZONE, some speed awareness course chat, and being buried alive in a German forest… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rupert Lowe's quest for cleanliness on the South Coast and beyond, Graeme Souness' relish at his players' on-pitch scrapping, young Wayne Rooney and a Barbara Cartland lookalike, and Sam gets stuck up a high fence... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All the weekend's football TALKING POINTS including baby names, post-vasectomy abilities, and whether multi-culturalism will kill off the UK ladder industry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first weekend preview show, including the introduction of Results Bot and Anne Diamond. Also, is a man familiar to the show actually in charge of building Spurs' new stadium? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season of the Arsenal Invincibles… plus Saddam Hussein’s capture in a spider hole, Denis Irwin’s simple lifestyle, the demise of Leeds and the first ever McDonald’s TV ad, from… 1963? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marco Silva is exposed as a fraud, Tree Man's authority is undermined, Sam says a terrible word and we restate our inclusivity for everyone, including all the deviants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.