Top Flight Time Machine

A delve into the mailbag reveals unsavoury iPod control, a shark-based TV pitch, a stray man who doesn’t stray too far, possibly the best day off school EVER, and loads more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We launch the Iron Filings Society, Sam gets up on a table, we hear an adoption lie story and there’s a horrifying cat story (which might upset some of you)…   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can newborn babies see? Can a cat talk? Can dogs work in benefits offices? Is predicting like heavyweight boxing? Can you coax a tapeworm out with fruit? And some football stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A round-up of your contributions - limb removal, a trouser-removing cricket injury, beating up Paul Weller's bodyguards and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some off-the-peg banter, plans to mess someone right up using only an iPad and a drone, plus ResultsBot flies off the handle and a man apologises to a tree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A round-up of some of the best contributions from our magnificent listeners. Bullshits, sexual fails, hero fantasies, waking up in strange places and stray men. Oh, and a psychic who used to be an Egyptian queen... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tragic real-life tree man, Gabriel Higuain let loose in Argos, and the amazing story of the British family running amok in New Zealand... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More this and that, including Mr Tickle’s penis, the Top Cat lifestyle, and a bit of football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some customer feedback, the joys of a random number generator and we tell you the correct opinions to have about Bielsa's spying campaign. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Huge TFTM monetisation plans, a Japanese restaurant update, and our sincere attempt to be better men in the modern world. And some football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some football stuff, a homage to ‘Allo ‘Allo, a massive snooker table, a security guard with sexy-but-cat-killing fingers and an axe-wielding scooter supplier. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some live FA Cup giant-killing reaction, stupid dreams, fresh bull and some drug-addled ride-pimpers go to work on a Mini Cooper... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We pitch our travelogue TV show which might include a trip to Tranmere. Plus more bull and a gerbil-infused romantic fail... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some eye science, dirty tricks at a Scouse card game, the stray man, Sam's hero fantasies, Andy's Blackpool death and the disgrace that is Roy Orbison... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The mechanism moves forward, Sam's brother turns legal eagle, some 'you do it' advice, and a Keown power play... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A job for Joe Hart in the TFTM media empire, some more looking back and ahead, the possibility of a Liverpool title win and some sexy robot thoughts... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An inappropriate Nan Santa scene, a Likely Lads look back, predictions, and some woodland extra-terrestrial team bonding. Oh, and what REALLY happened to Sam from Me & My Girl… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look ahead to a Scouse Christmas, Souness' thoughts on the Old Trafford job vacancy, horseplay with Andrey Arshavin, some top notch bull and a visit from a time traveller. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at Roy and Graeme's dual pundit appearance covering Liverpool v Man United at the weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ralph Rabbithutch, Tony Adams’ rugby takeover, your finest tales of liars, a look ahead to Keane v Souness, and some football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robot and human racism, liars, a grandstanding handstanding ex-Marine, the weekend's football and at last, Sam's big cow story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An important correction, some prediction leaderboard movement, Alf Ramsey’s World Cup Willie and a bedtime story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some eye-opening revelations about Sir David Attenborough, a limo trip to Wigan, leg-breaking on The One Show, and some football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Advent calendar woes, festive tea tasting, kidnap, a Bobby Charlton visit, a washbag in a top hat, and the weekend's football analysed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A heartwarming Delaney family Christmas tale, Pancho From The Flats, Arthur Fowler and some football predictions... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.