Too Woke Boys

The boys come together to talk about the countless amount of women who will be displaced by Onlyfans new anti sex work policies. The boys come through with their charitable cause which donates to women who work in sex work, TheSlutFund. Donate to this charity on Venmo. The boys discuss the horrendous acts of comedian Jeff Zenisek when he thought it would be funny to hide Waldo from Where's Waldo i...

The boys get together after Col has an unfortunate event with his car, which leads into a convo about how good of a person he is because his car has a battery. Chris suggests that throwing batteries into the ocean is good for the environment. The boys discuss the recent happenings in Afghanistan and their takes. Lizzo and Cardi B dropped a new song and the boys discuss how far they would take a fr...

Whats better than winning the gold medal, perhaps the real winner is the person who is talked about for heroically quitting and then coming back to win 3rd place after being the favorite to win everything. Simone Biles is the forever queen of the Too Woke Boys. Shaun King is a king and needs help moving out of his 850k home, and he can't use his money, there aren't enough charities for him to use...

The boys get together to discuss the olympic heroism of Simone Biles and how heroic it is to quit the olympics for mental health reasons and then to go out on a public speaking tour about mental health. Sunisa Lee Wins the gold but the real gold medal should go to Simone Biles for being brave enough to not participate because of mental health. Total queen! The boys discuss the abhorrent comments f...

The Boys come together to discuss doing 52 episodes which represents a year of weekly content. Supporting the boys by eating Ice Cream no longer available in the West Bank, is the way to celebrate! The boys have a discussion about the Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream company denying ice cream to Israel. And how its cool and not a pathetic attempt to win over buyers in the United States that pretend to gi...

The boys get together to discuss the happenings in Cuba, the flooding that is definitely being caused by climate change, Col lists his top 10 movies of all time, while discussing Space Jam 2 and Black Widow The boys discuss the plight of being way smarter than everyone they meet, and how its hard to be a misunderstood artist in their fields of slam poetry and comedy/activism. Also Los Angeles has...

The boys get together to discuss the celebration of the 50th episode of the pod, Chris makes several metaphors to the Matrix and Mortal Kombat, and how important this podcast is to wake up the masses of people who are so dumb and need the guidance of the Too Woke Boys and their good points. Col challenges Chris to spell the word that crowned the first black female spelling bee champion. The Boys d...

The boys record on the 4th of July, because there is work to do, and they don't celebrate America...They also weren't invited to any parties but that is not the reason... The boys discuss how bad America is, the Delta variant of the virus, the Bill Cosby case, the Britney Spears case.... the boys have several philosophical conversations throughout this episode, body positivity, dating, and mental...

The Boys get together to celebrate the last week of pride month, celebrating the announcement of the first openly gay NFL player (no homo)  Derek Chauvin is sentenced to 22.5 years in prison, which sparks a conversation about how the police should be abolished and there shouldn't be prisons but police should go to prison.  The free Britney case continues and the boys offer solutions, Rob...

The boys come together to celebrate Juneteenth, Pride and less importantly Father's Day. The boys encourage any woman with issues with their fathers to hit them up for a dialogue. A truck hit 2 pedestrians at a pride parade in Florida and its important that we classify it as a hate crime even if it is an accident. The summer solstice has begun marking the beginning of Woke Boy Summer Patrisse Cull...

The Boys discuss the recent trip Kamala Harris took to the border to tell Guatemalans to Not Come to the United States. after seeing some viral Tiktok of a woman finding a tracking device in her purse, Col has some questions for Chris. There are several celebrity stories including Ben Affleck and J-Lo, Rob Riggle, and Chrissy Teigen.  Jeffrey Toobin makes an appearance on TV but this time not...

The boys get together to discuss the Woke Boy Summer, and how its heating up so much that a homeless encampment has caught fire. Chris explains the differences in Pogs and PAWGS, Chris also draws similarities in how slamming both can be fun! Naomi Osaka quits the French Open like a girl boss and proves that women tennis is better than men because the number one player will withdraw from the tourna...

The boys address the Memorial Day Holiday and how to celebrate heroes when you literally hate everything about your country. China has dropped the divorce rate by 70% since they introduced a "cooling off" period  The CDC explains that vaxed people can go maskless at the stores. Chris defies science and tries to explain how he thinks diverse children are created. Kellogg's releases a brave "To...

The Boys come together to talk about being the ONLY podcast for women and people of color, even though barely any women listen to the podcast, and neither of them actually have any friends of color. If you know any black people please have them reach out to the show. Also the boys let you know the Israel/Palestine conflict update and further explain the stance you better have on this issue. Also t...

The boys weigh in on the very intense situation between Israel and Palestine and offer solutions on how to fix it with love. Chris describes a workout plan to focus on women performing squats with perfect form. The boys talk about their insecurities about the opening of California and if its too early to open up yet. Which leads to a discussion about how being empathetic is a quality that you shou...

The Boys get together on Mother's Day to celebrate moms all over, Chris even creates single moms so he can celebrate them later... The boys discuss the controversial Bill and Melinda Gates split and encourage Melinda to hit them up. They discuss the terms of the new relationship they will have with Melinda and the ground rules. A discussion about the Chinese rocket that was a danger to striking th...

The boys sit down with Michael Mookie Blaiklock (@lilmookieb on TikTok/insta and host of the You Are Worthy Podcast) to discuss how the body positivity movement isn't inclusive enough, hot women should get some positivity too. The boys and lilmookieB will support the hot women who want positivity spread.  The boys also talk about Demi Lovato being mad about an ice cream shop in Los Angeles su...

The boys unite over zoom to discuss the Derek Chauvin case verdict. Then get into the new, horrible shooting where a black teen was shot while playing with her friends, and by playing with her friends we mean swinging a knife violently. A counselor would have handleless this way differently. The boys talk about how the UN elects Iran as the Commission for Women's rights, and how great that is for...

The boys start off the pod by discussing their love of the cryptocurrency Doge, a dog meme coin they are both invested in. They also mention how much they love dogs, and would love to connect with women who think liking dogs is a personality trait.  The boys talk about another shooting. The very complicated Daunte Wright shooting by police officer Kim Potter, who admittedly confused her actua...

The Boys continue the discussion on #WhiteBoySummer and the complicated stance on how to celebrate (basically celebrate the Too Woke Boys if you are a woman by sending DMs to them, and if you are a dude encourage women you know to hit the boys up and be a true ally... Don't worry we will teach them about polyamory and they will find their way back to you). A comment on the Too Woke Boys post leads...

The Boys cover the Derek Chauvin case and let you know where they stand (or kneel or whatever you're supposed to do). Chelsea Handler had a lot to say, and its important to listen to Chelsea Handler, because she is famous from books about what a drunk whore she was (such a GIRLBOSS💅). An Asian American Woman was attacked in NYC because of white supremacy, even though a black guy did it. A Doctor'...

The boys take a bold stance that shootings are bad while talking about the recent ones in Atlanta, and Colorado. Chet Hanks declares its going to be a "white boy summer," the Echo Park Homeless situation in Los Angeles and the Chris's solution to where homeless people should live, and how he is going to help. There was a car accident in DC, definitely not a violent car jacking, Myanmar is discusse...

The Too Woke Boys join to discuss the anti-Asian hate crime that happened in Atlanta, the boys offer solutions for Asian women who are scared to work at happy ending massage parlors, and other Asian women who need a place to perform happen ending massages. Joe Biden and the war he is waging on the poor by giving them a check for less than one month of rent in a major city after over a year of shut...

The Boys get together to discuss Col's travels to Florida, Cuomo's harassment allegations that are overshadowing his awesome performance of managing the pandemic by moving people sick with Coronavirus into nursing homes filled with the population most vulnerable to the disease. Los Angeles is opening up and the boys are reluctant to celebrate, the boys offer help for Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodrig...

The Boys welcome their new fans and discuss their recent exposure from a very progressive post about girl bosses paying for dinner on TikTok. Also the Boys talk about Dr. Seuss and his very problematic writings that should be cancelled because his books are racist.  Chris and Col talk about a Gay Poly Thruple setting a record for most dads raising a kid and also speculate on how the boy was c...