Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss why Valentines day is bad, for environmental reasons, and capitalist reasons. The boys lay down their stories of what they did for Valentines day, and what kind of women they try to heal on this day. A woman praises a Taco Bell worker for giving her food, after a really bad night. Women have come forward to defend Hugh Hefner for the slander he received a few weeks...

The boys come together not at their normal recording time, because Col's apartment has mold, so if any women out there want to offer him a place to stay for the evening hit him up. This recording is a late night recording which is why it is an ASMR/NPR vibes podcast. But there are still many things wrong with the world so these heroes must come together and save everyone by podcasting and complain...

The boys get together to pat themselves on the back because they record on Sundays (during football playoffs), because they are not big sports guys. They go on to explain literally every rule of beer pong, while making fun of it. The boys discuss the Tom Brady retirement news and let Gisele Bündchen know they wouldn't play football all day if they were married to her. 27 new emojis were released i...

The boys get together to discuss the situation with Ukraine and Russia, in a really poetic and profound way. Which leads into a discussion about love bombing and the TikTok controversy about "West Elm Caleb" and how girls are complaining about his bad dating practices in NYC (which do not consist of just how 90% of girls act in a dating situation). The boys discuss the importance of therapy, but h...

The boys kick off the show by giving you a few options for the best ways to celebrate MLK day. In this episode, the boys get into how its islamaphobia to confront the man who held hostages at a synagogue as an islamic terrorist. The boys also discuss the rise in asian hate crimes and how the cause is white supremacy, even if the person committing the hate crime on an asian is a black person. White...

The boys get together to discuss Kamala Harris coming out to compare the events of January 6th to Pearl Harbor and 9/11. The boys celebrate aging stars who instead of fading out of the limelight and transitioning from a young hottie to a dignified woman, decide to show off their bodies and demand that we lust after their old decrepit bodies and pretend that women are hot past the age of 30. The bo...

The boys get together to ring in the new year, by discussing how resolutions aren't important to make if you are already doing everything perfectly. A somewhat somber beginning to the new year with the passing of Betty White, as well as John Madden, some football guy. There is a surge in weird weather, mostly what some people would call winter weather, but since climate change is happening there a...

The boys wrap up the year by discussing the Spotify Wrapped for the podcast, pointing out some interesting milestones. Jeff Garlin is discussed as he has been fired from The Goldbergs because of some misconduct allegations. Also the boys discuss a sign at a restaurant that is very brave and not just a blatant virtue signal. Follow the IG page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: TooWokeBoys@gmail.com Don...

The Boys (ironically) celebrate Christmas, and explain the best way to teach people about communism during Christmas.  The boys discuss a recent article that was shared by women who lived at the Playboy Mansion, and explained Hugh Hefner's ground rules for the girls to follow that were in polyamorous relationships with Hugh during his heyday. The boys discuss the ground rules for women to fol...

The boys discuss the 30 tornadoes that swept across the midwest, and while it destroyed mostly flyover states that nobody cares about, the boys have so much empathy that they care people affected by a disaster that happened where dumb hicks and racist morons live. The Jussie Smollett case has ended, and it is once again proof that America is a racist country where black people can't catch a break...

The boys discuss the new Omicron variant, and how we need to get more serious about lockdowns.  The Alec Baldwin interview about the shooting that occurred on the set of Rust is discussed. A drastic increase of violent crimes in Los Angeles has the boys talking about the recent smash and grab robberies. Demi Lovato makes her way back into the show with her declaration of becoming "California...

The boys get together to discuss Adele's 30 album, how she always was beautiful and how she complained to Spotify about people being able to shuffle their album tracks, but thanks to Adele, you now have to listen to the full album in its original order. A discussion occurs about Pete Davidson and his heritage, since he started dating Kim K. Chris announces which of the Kardashians he would make a...

The boys get together to discuss the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday and how there is literally nothing to be thankful for. The importance of making family time rough by forcing awkward conversations with family members about gender, race, socialism, and sexual orientation. The boys also discuss the Kyle Rittenhouse case, another thing they are not thankful for. Peng Shuai is still missing and the W...

The boys get together to discuss how they would be portrayed in a vigilante cop justice movie, even though they want to abolish the police. Also the boys celebrate the freedom of Britney Spears, and offer to keep her safe in their own conservatorship. A discussion about mental health is started after the boys discuss how "blowing off steam" and a rage fit are about the same thing.  The boys t...

The boys get together to discuss the tragedy that was Astroworld Fest and they send their thoughts and prayers to those who died, as well as those who had tickets to day two of the fest because it was cancelled. The boys discuss Aaron Rodgers and his abhorrent move of lying about taking the vaccine so that he wouldn't be forced to take it. Well like many people who are vaccinated, he got covid so...

The boys discuss Chris's problematic costume that is really a statement about racism in America. The problematic gesture done by the Trump family at a baseball game. Also in baseball news PETA wants to change the name of the bullpen to the arm barn. Demi Lovato shows up again in the news to complain about people using the term aliens. The boys discuss Adele and a post about her that says that she...

The boys get together to catch up on things after a little bit of traveling. The boys also want to welcome any new listeners/contributers of The Slut Fund!  The boys fill everyone in on what the show is about, which also serves as a reminder to all the dummies out there that have listened to the show in the past but are too dumb to retain information that they learn on this podcast. But the b...

The boys discuss breast cancer awareness, and they support all things breasts, from examining them, to supporting "Free The Nipple" to supporting women breastfeeding in public. Also the boys discuss a viral TikTok breaking down a totally brilliant and not dumb take that supports equal pay in the WNBA citing similarities between the top players Lebron James, and Sue Bird (or whatever her name is) S...

The boys get together to discuss the celebration of World Mental Health Day, and then also discuss Indigenous People's Day and how it is a rebranding of Columbus Day because he was bad. The boys take a stance on the viral TikTok mystery over this "couch guy" and determine if he is cheating or not. Also discussed is the whistleblower that is not a female ref, but actually a person that works at fac...

The boys get into a discussion about why there isn't enough women doing comedy and how there needs to be more women doing it, even if they aren't funny. The boys invite women over to "write" comedy or poetry with them, because they are artsy fun guys who are creative. The boys discuss segregation because of an altercation that happened at ASU between white students and a multicultural group at the...

The boys get together to discuss how Col's recent public appearance doing live poetry at a comedy show and the property damage which came from his artful delivery of slam poetry. Also the boys discuss the fall and their lack of desire to go to a pumpkin patch. Chris denies any allegations of him terrorizing teenagers and children during trick or treat halloween activities. The boys talk about the...

The boys get together to talk about the passing of Norm MacDonald, not necessarily about what a legend he was, but how using someone's death to make an activism point, and more importantly making it about you. The boys talk about the show The Activist that has faced backlash... AOC dawns a beautiful dress made by a designer who has "unpaid interns," unpaid back taxes, among other things, but her d...

The boys get together to discuss the end of "Woke Boy Summer" and the beginning of "Woke Boy Fall." The beginning of football season is discussed, not because the boys love football and are a couple of bros, they only care about it because they hired the first black lady ref, Maia Chaka. CBS announces a new activism game show called "The Activist." The Taliban painted over a George Floyd memorial...

The boys get together to discuss Col's recent trip to Texas and also how he can call himself an ally since he only has one feminist shirt. The boys discuss how abhorrent Texas is with their new law, and alternative creative options are presented by Chris.  Other Texas news is that Joe Rogan gets Covid and then decided to take Ivermectin, a horse medication. The California recall election is n...

The boys get together to talk about the climate crisis and how hurricane Ida is an indicator of the worsening climate and not just another hurricane that happens during the part of the year called "hurricane season." There is actually good news to talk about with the reversal of the OnlyFans decision to get porn off the platform. It was because of the activism of the Too Woke Boys! An article was...