Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss the decision of Los Angeles to not follow through with the mask mandate.  Also there is a new national emergency.   The WNBA star Brittney Griner is sentenced to 9 years in a Russian jail, while Shakira is also potentially getting in trouble for tax fraud.  The boys weigh in with some solutions that may work out well for both women.  Taylor Swif...

The boys kick it off by talking about mental health and climate change which leads into an article about how summer weather gives you himbo brain.    A woman wrote an article about how dating white men is unbelievably disappointing. The boys break down how this is not the dumbest article ever.    Col explains how plugged in to black culture he is while he talks about a black pa...

The boys get together to discuss the issues of global warming because of the wildfires in CA that definitely don't happen every year because it gets hot out. But happen on special occasions because the climate change issue is more serious than ever.   An article about the rush of men getting sterilized spark a conversation about the activism cause they are starting to help women through the d...

The boys get together to discuss the recent news of some people of power stepping down from power, including Boris Johnson and Emmanuel Macron   Sri Lanka is going through some weird times with no government, and the boys offer to step in for women who need to be governed by men.  China is going through protests because banks refused to allow people to pull their money out of the banks.   Elon Mus...

The boys talk discuss many topics including the only Novak taking a L this month (not Djokovic). This Novak is a guy on YouTube/TikTok who makes woke raps about not objectifying women, school shootings (5 days after they happen, you have to catch the algorithm), and how he should be a SNL cast member. Col also shares a story of kind of knowing this guy before his fame.   The boys also talk ab...

The boys get together to discuss how they celebrated everything but America over the July 4th holiday.    There are rumors that there could be checkpoints at state borders to prevent abortions across state lines.  The boys continue to discuss the Roe V Wade verdict.  California is dropping more news about how we are still in a global pandemic.    Ghislaine Maxwell was...

The boys get together for a somber episode 100 because the ruling of Roe V Wade being overturned. Nothing will change in LA but that doesn't mean the boys aren't flipping out about it. Its because they care about people in dumb, hillbilly, loser flyover states.    Some men are facing backlash for using the abortion issue as a prompt in their dating profiles to gain the trust of women, it...

The boys get together to discuss their upcoming 100th episode and how they hope to spark political change by making it illegal to do a podcast unless you are the Too Woke Boys. The boys extend a thanks to Brett Cooper and the fans of hers that have found our podcast through her channel for sharing a video of the boys taking it to the streets (YouTube: Too Woke Boys) The boys talk about Lizzo being...

The boys get together to discuss the differences between demisexual, pansexual, and fraysexuality. Chris and Col explain how they will use becoming gay as a way to cut ties with straight women. A U-haul truck was pulled over in Idaho that had 30 dudes in the back of it that wanted to commit hate crimes but they all ended up on their knees in handcuffs, which is probably what would have happened if...

The boys get together to discuss the month long celebration of pride month how they are simultaneously excited and also not gay. The Johnny Depp/ Amber Heard verdict is in and it not only is dangerous for the #metoo movement and hurts the credibility of the "believe all women" movement, so that it is no longer possible for a woman to make up stories about a man and ruin his life and career without...

The boys get together to discuss the wardrobe situation for the show, which includes Chris's Yas Queen shirt and his sunglasses he decided to wear for this episode.    The boys tell you how to celebrate Memorial Day, the shooting in Uvalde, TX.   Nancy Pelosi's husband gets a DUI  Sha'Carri Richardson's former partner comes forward to admit allegations of abuse   The boys...

The boys get together to discuss Col being in a co-ed softball league and the many reasons why Chris is banned from co-ed softball.    Jordan Peterson goes off on swimsuit cover model for not being hot enough. And then he quits twitter like right after. Also Elon Musk's mom is a 74 year old model (you better say she is hot).   AOC gets engaged to a ginger nerd.   Pete Davidson...

The boys get together to discuss how making guns illegal will solve the problem of people being murdered by guns (which is already illegal). The boys discuss climate change and how heroism starts with a bag that you brought from home. Summer is coming and climate change is happening. Its not just the hotter season because that is what summer time is all about. Its because people are the problem an...

The boys get together to discuss the Supreme Court leak about the abortion issue. You probably already know where the boys stand on this issue. And if you are a woman with a strong opinion, the boys will definitely listen to your point of view, and then say how crazy it is that we have the exact same opinion as you. Mothers day just past and the boys lay down many offers and support for mothers, b...

The Boys get together to discuss mental health, which is very important. Demi Lovato doing a "soft open" to her new pronouns by quietly adding she/hers pronouns to her bios in addition to They/Their. Col explains the difference between sex and gender. Jada Pinkett Smith self diagnoses herself with anxiety and admits her marriage is on the rocks, which is a huge surprise to the boys. Col explains t...

The boys get together to discuss Earth Day and how much they care about the environment. Whether its being a "vegan ambassador" or taking a pic of trash on the ground and making a social media post about littering (and not picking up the trash).  You can also celebrate Earth Day by consuming products of the earth (mushrooms)  A man set himself on fire in front of the steps of the supreme...

The boys get together to discuss the new theme song for the show... Its the same song (Fight Song by Rachel Platten), but performed by a man instead of a woman. Which is perfectly symbolic of the podcast. A podcast for women but performed (perfectly) by men. A celebration of video (available on Spotify/ YouTube if everything goes correctly). Easter, Passover, and Ramadan recently happened and the...

The boys discuss the homeless epidemic in Los Angeles and how to solve it. The boys will not be celebrating spring break. The boys will also not be at Coachella. A discussion about Kanye dropping out of Coachella, the end of Women's History Month, LA's 1st dog social club Dog PPL. Albert Pujols decision to leave his wife right after she announces a battle with cancer. Chris also talks about the So...

The boys get together to discuss the infamous slap at the Oscars where Will Smith slaps Chris Rock. The boys cover most of the angles of this one. You will finally know exactly how to feel about this incident. The boys get into a discussion about children's tv shows and how there needs to be a gritty remake of Arthur and Doug. Chris discusses the complex allegories of race covered in Doug. Louis C...

The boys discuss a person who did a clapback tweet (tweet where you put a 👏 between every word). Then was cancelled for making a clapback tweet.  The boys get into mental health, and how hard it is to adult, and how people today "can't even" acting like you are constantly mentally exhausted. This leads into a discussion about pro female athletes like Naomi Osaka and Simone Biles. Who were br...

The boys get together to discuss the happenings of St. Patricks Day and how its a dumb holiday. They discuss what you can do as an alternative to wearing green and drinking to excess.  A conversation about mental health how it is important to meditate, Chris describes his process for getting into his out of body meditative experiences by getting blackout drunk and grounding himself in the yar...

The boys get together to discuss the Ukraine/Russia situation and how its important to cancel all things Russian. Dump out vodka bottles and smash the bottles, even though some "Russian" vodkas (like Popov) are actually distilled and bottled in Louisville, KY.  Show support by changing your profile pic to the Ukraine flag and be brave like a comedic actor Col knows in LA that made a brave pos...

The Boys get together for the pod to discuss the Adidas ad, that featured a bunch of horrendous breasts, to point out that women with perfect breasts may feel left out.  The boys also discuss the bravery of Victoria's Secret to celebrate the sexualization of a woman with downs syndrome.  The boys discuss how listening to their soothing voices on the pod will help you sleep, and Chris has...

The boys get together to discuss the very recent news of the Russia/ Ukraine situation. How it is not a black and white issue, meaning that race isn't exactly the issue in this particular conflict, however, racism is bad. The boys share the totally not cringe poetry about the conflict from AnnaLynne McCord. It was a great poem and was definitely not a long nonsensical poem. This leads the boys to...

The boys discuss how Col has been out of town for the last two weeks because he was the victim of mold. But his apartment is now clean and women who have been to his place in the past should come over again to check out his new mold free situation. The boys discuss Kanye's very public meltdowns, the situation going on in Canada and how they are freezing peoples bank accounts and stealing their ass...