Too Woke Boys

The boys discuss the horrendous police situation people are attacking a woman police officer for banging an entire precinct and then also that other one where 5 black officers beat up a black guy and how people are trying to make this a race issue. This leads to an important discussion about policing and how not having police is ideal and not the dumbest thing anyone could suggest.   The boys...

The boys get together to discuss the current happenings with the ever changing M&M's advertising campaign. First they killed off the hot, skanky green M&M for a dumpy one that isn't as attractive. Now, a few weeks after the release of the all women M&Ms packs, they have removed the campaign of sexy/not sexy candy. Now actress Maya Rudolph is the spokesperson for M&Ms. We would have...

The boys get together DURING Martin Luther King Jr day to bring you another episode of the podcast. The boys make a point to celebrate Dr. King but also to cancel him because what he said doesn't align with current ideology of woke people.  Britney Spears news, like #FreeBritney but also #LetUsConservatorshipHerForHerSaftey. Andrew Callaghan is being accused of "sexual misconduct" by at least...

The boys get together to discuss the biggest tragedy in American History, its been 2 years since 130 people stormed the capitol, or went there and took a walking tour, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... a few bad eggs became terrorists, and took a selfie farting on Nancy Pelosi's desk, and a shirtless weirdo wearing a bull hat became the face of the most dangerous terrorist group in the wor...

The boys get together with Magenta from Content Machine to discuss all of the hot button issues.    This episode was recorded on December 20, 2022.    Follow The Content Machine  @content_machine     Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys   New vids coming to the tiktok page!   Email the show: TooWokeBoys@gmail.com   Like, Comment, Subscribe...

The boys get together to discuss the final episode of 2022, celebrating the New Year. We need to be sad about a wild cat that was recently put down. Like it isn't normal to get rid of a wild jungle cat ravaging a city. RIP P-22. 🐈 Mental health will be more important than ever in 2023 so make sure you scream about how patient you are because you go to therapy and everyone else is a dumb piece of...

The boys discuss gay marriage, and the new "Respect for Marriage Act" which includes gay and interracial marriage. Washington Post corrects an op-ed from a professor trying to promote her book by writing an article about Argentina not having enough black players on their World Cup team. Sam Bankman-Fried is arrested in the Bahamas for the FTX crypto scandal. Chris suggests helping the homeless pop...

The boys get together to discuss the trade between Russia and the US involving WNBA star Brittney Griner, and Viktor Bout, a Russian arms dealer known as the "Merchant of Death." This is a great deal because it brings visibility to the WNBA and it freed two people who probably equally hate America. The boys talk about the recent random deaths of journalists involved with the World Cup in Qatar.&nb...

The boys get together to discuss the recent antics of Kanye West going on the Alex Jones podcast, which leads to an article that tries to discuss Hindu religions the very controversial Balenciaga photo circulating the internet that caused backlash on the company as well as for Kim Kardashian.   The boys talk about how good therapy is and why the boys are better than you for going to therapy....

The boys get together to discuss their progress on No Nut November, and how they would conclude the month with a celebration or a ceremony of some sort. This somehow brings Col to explain the premise of the show "What Would You Do."  Chris and Col discuss going home for the holidays and how it is your responsibility to bring the mood down by explaining to people that capitalism is bad, we liv...

The boys get together to discuss the announcement of the Cheeto claiming he is going to run in the next election.  Also the boys talk about No Nut November, the importance of going home to spend time with family during thanksgiving, and using that time for your political activism. There might be a long rant about football fans. Then the boys talk about a weird press conference where a soccer...

The boys talk about a few shootings that have happened recently, even though at the time of recording there isn't much information on what happened. Although it is important to make sure you don't miss out on an opportunity to hang out with heroic dudes like the Too Woke Boys. The boys discuss the recent Tom Brady/ Gisele Bündchen split news, where Gisele purchased a home in the neighborhood of To...

The boys get together to discuss the importance of voting (you know exactly what we mean by this too btw). The Astros won the World Series, which doesn't matter cause the boys aren't big sports guys, just saying. The boys discuss cool content that has a clear slant on what you are supposed to think with big money backed "entertainment" accounts like ATTN, Impact, and Feminist who make cool, hilari...

The boys apologize for whatever reason this didn't go up on time... The boys get together to discuss the importance of concise hookups.   Elon Musk bought Twitter, and the boys talk about how that is bad for everyone that free speech is going to be allowed online.  The media is treating free speech as if it is Frankenstein's monster and now that it is alive there is no control over what...

The boys discuss a myriad of topics including Halloween festivities, not yet being invited to a Halloween party, what they will do when they crash the party in which they weren't invited. How sad they feel for women who missed out on the chance to hook up with the boys, and how they will reflect on this on their deathbed.  Chris discusses his charitable activities such as delivering goods to...

The boys get together to discuss the happenings of spooky season, why going to a haunted place where people try to scare you is a bad date idea. Why do women love scary stuff? The boys have a theory.   A congressional candidate in New York made a sex video with a pornstar called "Bucket List Bonanza" and released it on Pornhub as a political stunt claiming he is pro sex work. The boys love th...

The boys get together to discuss weddings after Col brings up that he is going to a wedding. The boys talk about how marriage is bad for women and thats why they don't support it. Its not because they are trying to be perpetually single and never settle down. Speaking of marriage, the boys talk about the Try Guys controversy because it is a very woke boy thing that happened with the guy who very p...

The boys get together to discuss ally of the show Jeff Zenisek's trip to Philadelphia. How ironic it is that Philly has all this memorabilia about founding this country, but then at the same level of intensity, so much Rocky memorabilia. Chris also discusses Jeff's adventure in a photography store where an artist had a really moving piece of art with the message that racism is bad. A super unique...

The boys get together to discuss the Adam Levine story and how its surprising that a rockstar would have an affair. The boys get into the whole story of how this became such a viral moment. The announcement of a baby and then the almost immediate release of a viral Tik Tok from an instagram model who was a mistress, who claimed they had an affair for over a year, and released screenshots of DM's f...

The boys get together to discuss the passing of the Queen, how people are split on whether it is awesome or in poor taste to make fun of the situation. Col shares a tweet from a professor that said some pretty wild things about the queen's death. The boys discuss a pressing issue about the climate in Alaska, how the weather is bad there currently.  Migrants are flown to Martha's Vineyard from...

The boys get together to discuss how cancelling Mr. Beast is of the most important things we have to deal with. He made a video pitting boys against girls, leaving no room for non-binary and gender fluid people. This is so important.   The boys talk about how rich people suck and how Jeff Bezos and his interestingly shaped rocket, Chris talks about what kind of rocket he would build if he wer...

The boys get together to discuss Labor Day   Chris supports the workers of Starbucks by buying Starbucks coffee.    Sydney Sweeney is taking heat from people online for celebrating her mom's 60th birthday, because pictures of her family members wearing conservative paraphernalia   Johnny Depp shows up at the 2022 MTV VMAs, the boys come to the defense of Amber Heard, Chris has...

The boys get together to discuss how cool it is to forgive the college debt of a generation who made up their own majors, or studied real world things that will lead to real jobs like gender studies.  But also maybe college was a total scam for the entire generation that went after the 2000s and some of the responsibility should be on the institutions that ripped off so many college students...

The boys get together to discuss a few topics like which of the Harry Potter houses we are, let us know in the comments on YouTube what woke house you are and why and maybe we will read them on the show. Finland's Prime Minister is taking heat for being caught on video dancing at a party the boys let her know she is going through a wild phase and that is ok and we not only support but can totally...

The boys get together to discuss the importance of never failing the green line/ straight line test that has been going around tiktok that can predict how much respect a woman has for her man by who is leaning more in pictures. Andrew Tate is briefly discussed, and a conversation about being alpha or sigma male. Salman Rushdie was attacked by a man who is facing charges, the boys weigh in on how w...