Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss the excitement around the release of the Barbie Movie. The boys will give their take on the movie whether or not they have actually seen the movie. Also it's important to cite the female director and pat yourself on the back for supporting anything woman related regardless of how good it is. Most importantly, the gender of the person making content is more impo...

The boys get together to discuss the 2 strikes currently happening, Col announces the next group to go on strike. Chris describes his ways of collective bargaining which isn't him working across picket lines. The boys discuss the Island Boys being in the news again with a video of them kissing each other, we couldn't find the video of it. But not because it was really gay. It was because c...

The boys get together to discuss the leaked texts of Jonah Hill while he was dating surfer Sarah Brady. The boys get into a long discussion about boundaries and mental health. There is a push in the medical community to call vaginas "bonus holes" and the boys discuss how great this is and how its not insane at all. Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied are going through a ro...

The boys get together to discuss the end of pride month, how 4th of July is bad and you should celebrate the holiday by berating people for having fun and wear a flag shirt but for any country but USA. This is the best way to stick it to the man. Supreme Court overturns Biden's Loan Debt forgiveness plan, also the Supreme Court bans Affirmative Action claiming it is racist for a company to hir...

The boys discuss the calamity of the billionaire sub that has imploded and all of the stuff that happened around it. The rhetoric around billionaires and how people just hate them for no reason. Also the beef between a billionaire family member, and Cardi B... This was the most important story to cover... Its not like a WW3 situation is currently going on anywhere. Its almost like the boys are pro...

The boys get together to discuss Father's Day and and how we should be celebrated even though we are not fathers, despite what some single women with children that look exactly like us might say. And if you are a woman with "Daddy issues" definitely hit up the boys in our dms. Its also important to discuss the historic and not brand new corporate holiday called Juneteenth and Chris s...

The boys get together to discuss how high their T is, as well as Nick Cannon getting enough women pregnant that he no longer has to pay child support. A liberal Tik Tok woman goes viral after complaining that the only masculine men she finds are conservative men. The boys watch and weigh in on the video! Also the boys discuss the (new) Trump indictment. JP Morgan reaches a settlement in the Epstei...

The boys get together to discuss the first week of pride festivities, including some businesses that are afraid to post gay positive logos during the month after the backlash of Target, Bud Light and other companies who have been annihilated from people protesting their company for trying to appease everyone. Taylor Swift and Matty Healy broke up and the boys offer up some rebounding service. The...

The boys are getting ready to celebrate pride month (no homo) for an entire month straight right after honoring the troops for one day. The boys talk Little Mermaid and how much they loved it regardless of actually watching it. Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Billie Eilish are in pretty vulnerable states right now so the boys are offering up some potential help to them if they need it. The boys get...

The boys are back together in the studio after an eventful week for the boys, Chris had to deal with the flooding of the studio, and Col had some explaining to do about his whereabouts last week. Bud Light is now being boycotted by both sides of the political aisle, so its not cool for anyone to drink Bud Light anymore because they tried to make a woke opinionated commercial, and then apologized f...

Chris brings in Magenta and Greg from The Content Machine to discuss their beautiful relationship. Col is not here this week so Magenta and Greg wanted to come and discuss each of their transformations... Magenta into a girl boss, and Greg into a beta. Peloton recalls 2 million bikes because of their seats. Chris offers up a substitution of where women can sit. Aerial circus classes are on the ris...

The boys get together to discuss the events of Cinco de Mayo. The boys talk about the Jordan Neely situation where a homeless man was choked out on the subway by a marine while others on the train just sat and watched. There was another shooter in Texas which was a white supremacist, even though this guy is not white but don't worry about that, when there is controversy and division the boys a...

The boys discuss their recent TV appearance. The Boys discuss the popularity of the mother kink, that is on the rise. The boys offer to allow women to be their mom, they will fully lean into the role-play and become totally reliant on your motherly qualities. Jerry Springer died and the boys honor him. Bam Margera is back to normal now after some wildness, which nobody would expect from the guy fr...

The boys get together to discuss the departure of Tucker Carlson, and Don Lemon from their respective networks. Rachel McAdams is in the news because she did the bravest thing a hot woman can do which is try to be unattractive. She did a photo shoot and shows off her armpit hair. Being a feminist hero sometimes means you have to be unkempt in the face of the patriarchy. Designer was charged for ex...

The boys talk about Coachella, Leonardo DiCaprio being spotted there with a woman older than 25, and how Keanu Reeves should praised for dating a much older woman. The Cashapp founder was killed in San Francisco, but it was a targeted attack. So this has different Implications on the city and the crime rate now. The boys discuss their polyamory, fraysexuality, and mental health and how nice they a...

The boys get together to discuss Easter Sunday, which is the day they are recording this episode. Because the boys don't ever take a day off from caring about women. The boys talk about how hard it must be to be disabled. Col opens up about his disability of celiac disease, which allows Chris the ability to discuss his disability of neurodivergence. The boys discuss Easter tradition like the P...

The boys get together be honest about the motive for their podcast...just kidding. You know April fools right? The boys discuss the indictment of the Cheeto. Megan Markle is in the news because she won the 2023 Woman of Vision award. The boys read an article that says if your pantry is organized and items are labeled, it is because you are racist and sexist. Chris discusses equality in basketball...

The boys get together to discuss the Nashville shooting, how people from Los Angeles and New York City think everyone from cities in the south are dumb idiots, what exactly people in the media think about people from the south. The boys talk about Ramadan, and how Chris thought Ramada hotels was paying homage to Ramadan because every hotel owner of Ramadas were Indian guys and or muslim guys. The...

The boys get together to discuss St Patricks day, and how it is still women's history month and also spring break Donald Trump says he expects to be arrested this week White Fragility Author Robin DiAngelo supports segregation and says black people need to get away from white peopleAmanda Bynes placed on psychiatric hold after she was found roaming the streets nude in downtown LA Taylor Swift...

The boys get together to discuss the important issues of the day, most importantly that asian hate was stopped by the Oscars, which was once so white but now it's really diverse and gay and asian.  We guess some sort of bank thing happened the other day, but it is probably of no concern. Bank runs and crashes aren't as important as complaining about guns, and drag shows or how much of our cou...

The boys discuss the CNN ex-boss Jeff Zucker telling employees not  to cover the certain theories about the origin of Covid because it wasn't ideal politically.   Novak Djokovic was denied entry into the US to play in upcoming events in Indian Wells, and Miami because of his natural immunity. Novak is the current world number 1 tennis player. But he is also a jerk and doesn't care about...

The boys get together to discuss Woody Harrelson on SNL, why Jake Novak should be an SNL cast member, and why the boys should host the show indefinitely.  The ladies of The view hit on Liam Neeson aggressively enough that he felt he had to address it. Also the ladies of The View said that people in Ohio deserved what happened because they voted for the Cheeto...  An OF girl un alived her...

The boys get together to discuss the clip going around where Don Lemon tries to crush Nikki Haley and her presidential hopes when he says that Nikki Haley is past her prime which leads the two other people on the show (both women) to probe him about what he meant by that. The boys lay down a very progressive take suggesting when women should run for office. Valentines day just past, as well as Pre...

The boys get into the most important news of the current cycle, and it's not the train derailment in Ohio and Texas where toxic chemicals are poisoning the area. It's also not the Russia/China/USA potential WW3 situation, its also not aliens or anything else... Rihanna is pregnant. The boys can't wait to discuss, Col has an announcement. The boys get into a fan fiction of what alternative Super Bo...

The boys discuss the Chinese Spy Balloon and some details surrounding the story.  Also it's important to say that it is black history month and seeing as we are the voice of the black community. #chinesespyballoon    We reverse cancel you for not cancelling us before now. Any cancellation we experience in the future is more your fault than ours. Take some responsibility for your fai...