Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to talk about the construction going on in the building (not sure if it can be heard over the mics) but its definitely not tunnels. The Iowa Caucus happened and Trump dominated (we didn't know the results during the recording) It is MLK day and is important to support black people by apologizing to them all the time where ever you go. And also its important to clarify tha...

The boys get together for yet another gem to discuss the Jo Koy situation at the Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais won a comedy award. Katt Williams goes after several comedians on the Shannon Sharpe Epstein documents are out and the weirdest thing about it was Stephen Hawking. Listener mail! Poetry Corner! Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: ⁠TooWokeBoys@gmail.com⁠ Like, Comment, S...

The boys ring in the new year with a (definitely not hungover) pod about resolutions and their methods of bringing protection and security for women everywhere. The boys get into the new Southwest Airlines policy that allows fat people or people of size an extra seat if the airline has one to spare. The boys discuss the two states saying they will take the Cheeto off the ballot. There was some new...

The boys get together for the last episode of the year to discuss what happens at Christmas. How consumerism during the holidays tears families apart. The boys make clear that their love language is receiving gifits. Chris tells a (true) tale of the revenge he took on Chipotle for not giving a reasonable amount of guacamole. Chris talks about how he works out with ladies at the gym. Chris also tal...

The boys talk about the holidays and how to celebrate A senate aide is getting roasted and is out of a job for a leaked tape of him doing the act of making love on the senate floor. Taylor Swift won person of the year. The boys are upset they were not selected but good for Taylor. The boys talk about the recent passing of a body positive activist named Itziar Castro, she was one 46. Chris and Col...

The boys get together to discuss Hanukkah, how the boys will support jewish women during this holiday. California is passing a law that could force toys stores to pay a fine for not having space dedicated to gender neutral toys. Hunter Biden and his spending habits consisting of nearly a million a year on drugs and prostitutes. Cardi B is single now and the boys offer to pick her back up off the r...

The boys come back with the latest in what is going on. The boys discuss this very special season to celebrate anything but Christmas. The boys discuss how a date with them would go in detail at the Cheesecake Factory. Which will involve ordering for you and then taking you swimming/snorkeling for quarters in a mall fountain. Updates on the Israel/Palestine situation. The Golden Bachelor Gerry Tur...

The boys get together to discuss how nice they are, they will scream it at you if you dont get it. The boys also apologize for preemptively for the actions of Black Friday. Col tells Chris about the baseball player that received a standing ovation after being cancelled for racist tweets online. The boys also describe their love languages. Shakira settles her tax fraud case with Spain. The boys get...

The boys discuss the people who have been all over tiktok supporting Bin Laden. The boys remember Rosalynn Carter and how its messed up to bring up her husband for being the president when honoring her memory. Taylor Swift gets emotional after returning to stage right after a fan dies at a concert. The boys want to know where is travis? Chris rants about his protocol for being supportive of Taylor...

The boys get together to discuss the protocol for going home to visit families for the holidays. The boys discuss the massive fire that occurred on the I-10 that has forced it to be closed indefinitely. The actors strike is over, but the boys are holding strong with with SPGA strike (Slam Poets Guild of America) The boys get an email from a well known fan a little too late There is a viral TikTok...

The boys get together to discuss Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker baby situation. 49ers Christian McCaffrey leaves fiancée Olivia Culpo in tears by surprising her at her bachelorette party. Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet go to a fashion event... Alex Earle (a TikTok Star famous for talking to the camera like a toddler while putting on make up) travels to Germany to support her NFL boyfrie...

The boys get together to discuss Halloween parties, how they are not invited but they will show up regardless. Encouraging women to dress provocatively for Halloween Also be sure to have a discussion with anyone appearing to be having fun if they are wearing a costume that one could think they are culturally appropriating. The boys discuss the latest about the Israel/Palestine situation. An Alaska...

The boys discuss the Israel/Palestine situation. Son of Hamas leader breaks silence to come out against Hamas. Brett Cooper gets married. Millie Bobby Brown credits feminist awakening to visiting a psychic. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: TooWokeBoys@gmail.com Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are...

The boys get together to discuss Mia Khalifa being dropped by playboy over her tweets and outspoken support of terroristic attacks. The boys need to have a dialogue with her. Denise Richards is taking backlash for collaborating on OnlyFans with her daughter. Jada Pinkett Smith has a new book coming out and she spills the tea about her definitely not crazy opinions. NHL is banning all theme night g...

The boys are here to let you know... whatever your take is on the war situation, it's important to start screaming about it online and yell at everyone you know about what's going on. If you don't know what's going on and don't want to say anything about it, don't think you're safe from being yelled at. Your silence is violence, also you saying things is violence, also...

The boys get together to discuss Biden saying we should send more money to Ukraine and this is urgent. Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Jackman split after being together for a long time. The boys discuss who the iron man of the podcast is, which led to a convo about Cal Ripken Jr. who was pushed by baseball for perfect attendance. Right before steroids were cool. Also the boys discuss being natty or...

The boys get together to discuss Usher performing at the Super Bowl, The sighting of Taylor Swift supporting Travis Kelce at a KC Chiefs game. The WGA strike is potentially coming to an end. Yom Kippur is discussed A mom hugs her son too provocatively, and it leads the boys to mention that the podcast needs a "team mom" Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: TooWokeBoys@...

The boys team up to discuss how fun the pumpkin patch is, a lengthy discussion about the shape of the planet, and gay men who are feminine. The boys talk about Russell Brand Allegations, an apology video that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis had to make after their character letter for the Danny Masterson case. The boys plead their case for being the replacement choice for the Rock and Roll Hall of F...

The boys get together to discuss Col's return from Burning Man, the Danny Masterson case, NYC Mayor Adams being described as "Black Trump," Gary Busey getting caught trying to leave the scene of a car accident, and of course a Biden loving tiktok influencer who is not totally paid in some way by the DNC. Full Episodes of the Too Woke Boys Podcast every Tuesday at 6:00am PST Follow th...

Chris does the first ever solo podcast for the Too Woke Boys while Col is stranded at burning man, and definitely not in his hometown visiting his family. Producer Alex steps up to the plate to accept the rants of Chris. Chris discusses the debacle of rain at Burning Man, Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell has passed and Chris celebrates his life by watching a video compilation of him threatening...

The boys get together to discuss the Trump mugshot. The death of Bob Barker is mourned but the boys try to cancel him, and demand that they take over hosting duties for the Price is Right regardless of him not being the current host of the show. Strippers unionize in Los Angeles and Chris reads the article celebrating it which also points out that Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine was also a...

The boys get together to discuss the hurricane and earthquake sweeping through California and Los Angeles. The boys offer solutions for women who need shelter from the hurricane, especially those who are desperate and have nowhere to go and no options, and would likely do anything for a place to stay (who also happen to be 7s or above). Britney Spears' husband Sam Asghari has filed for divorce fro...

The boys get together to discuss the wildfire crisis in Hawaii. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez announce a 100 million fund for wildfire relief. Mob style smash and grab robberies have been happening at malls in Los Angeles and its important to not address it and continue to speak about defunding the police and ignoring any crime or violence with that kind of thing. The boys bring up more news about...

The boys get together to discuss the US Women's Soccer team and their failure of winning, but their success about creating a dialogue about how we should pay her, and the team of women nobody would recognize on any street in the USA more money because they also play soccer, its not about ticket sales or anything like that. Men playing soccer with a sold out soccer stadium and millions of viewe...

The boys get together to discuss the terms of the SPGA, and also the passing of Paul Ruebens who was known for being Pee Wee Herman. The boys also discuss Mitch McConnell needing a reboot and what's wrong with all these super old republicans in office. And how we would never support someone that old being in office. The boys read a huge letter from a fan, who needs advice from the boys after t...