Too Woke Boys

The boys discuss the events of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Also the charges against Donald Trump are dropped. Alec Baldwins case is discussed. Trump selects a VP. Celebs Turn on Joe Biden after George Clooney says it's cool, right after raising money for the Biden campaign. Julia Fox comes out as gay. Simone Biles goes after people who are still mad about her heroic quitting o...

The boys get together to discuss the absence of last weeks episode due to a labor strike with Westjet Airlines. Or maybe it was an attempt to silence the boys and their message. Chris discusses the horrors of travel, and also makes a point about how it's necessary to have diversity in flight attendants. The boys learn about all of the special days this month. And what this month is all about n...

The boys get together to discuss Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: TooWokeBoys@gmail.com Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to giv...

The boys get together to discuss Juneteenth, the upcoming presidential debates. House reinstates the draft for men ages 18-26, the boys discuss the lack of equality involved in this. Joey Chestnut is banned from the hot dog eating contest for eating vegan hotdogs. Billie Eilish opens up about being ghosted, and the boys make a claim about not participating in this practice. A cancer charity apolog...

The boys get together to discuss the events of Pride month, but also how it is mens mental awareness month, and what you should think about that. Bidens border crackdown, 11 NFL Teams have not acknowledged Pride month. Caitlin Clark is snubbed from Olympic roster. Medical Doctors express serious concerns about gender-transition stuff. Brian Joy Gray was fired from the Hill for rolling her eyes at...

The boys get together to discuss the exciting beginning of pride month, and how it's definitely less celebrated than months previous. There was a clash between Queers for Palestine and a gay pride parade. Donald Trump is found guilty of whatever it was that he did but we know he's super bad. He is also orange. The boys might have briefly covered The upcoming Hunter Biden case. The boys wei...

The boys sit down for a celebration of 200 episodes of explaining what is wrong with America. Caitlin Clark apparently has pretty privilege according to the View. There is lots of points to dissect from the segment from The View. The boys break down every aspect of it. Chris makes a bold point about the difference in the NBA and WNBA. doesn't "end up turning gay," Chris plays several videos from T...

The boys get together to discuss the Iran President dying while in office. Sean Diddy Combs apology video, and how the boys are big fans of Cassie. The Boys talk about the Trump trial briefly There was also a "Queers for Palestine" nonbinary teacher that is getting booed on video during a speech at a school board meeting in Dearborn, MI. - We found this on twitter. Links that were discus...

The boys become founders of the new Women Scouts. Let the boys know if you have any ideas on potential badges that can be earned (or whatever scouts do). Send emails to toowokeboys@gmail.com The boys talk about Mothers day, the TikTok Trend "would you rather meet a bear or a man in the woods" Also the boys discuss the queers for Palestine group taking over Disney in Orlando. Follow the I...

Chris is solo this week with guest comedian Brad Goodwin (@bradwingood) to discuss several topics Amy Schumer has an article about her that compliments her resilience from people spewing hate at her when she is in public. Linkin Park is considering a reunion tour with their new female lead singer. Brad discusses an aussie football game he watched that had unique opening ceremony. Chris tries to di...

The boys get together to discuss several protests happening around college campuses all over the states. University of Washington calls their protests off over lack of diversity. In Utah students at a middle school stage a walkout over furries bullying them. Col brings a screenshot of a tweet from a woman who is fed up with men not liking Taylor Swift. Britney Spears is losing her wealth and the b...

The boys get together to discuss the situation around Caitlyn Clark's WNBA starting salary. Taylor Swift blasted for saying she wants to live in 1830s in her new song. Another guy sets himself on fire and the boys talk about how this is a productive method of activism. The boys answer a question sent into them about the pro palestine protester who threatened the Bakersfield city council becaus...

The boys get together to discuss the passing of OJ Simpson, a beloved sports ball guy and actor and NOTHING ELSE... Grimes freaks out during her Coachella set and throws her team under the bus. The boys talk about the situation with the Golden Bachelor, Gerry and Theresa have been married for less than 5 months and they are already filing for divorce. The situation in the middle east is getting wo...

The boys get together to discuss the eclipse and how they saw it with their bare eyes. The boys talk about women's NCAA basketball, and systematic racism. Chris has a video of a play that is hard to watch because of the egregious injustice occurring in the play. Chris makes a terrific analogy to authority and race relations because it's important to make everything a race war. The rock ref...

The boys get together to discuss Lizzo and her retirement via an instagram post. Andrew Huberman has an article about him that is giving the scoop on him being a bad guy. The only other option is to quit him and fall back on content from the boys. Also of course this is being recorded on April 1st and there is a huge totally real announcement the boys have to make. In women's basketball, Iowa...

The boys get together to discuss March Madness and how they are not big sports guys. The boys also have an idea for Kate Middleton to get back at her prince husband. The Quiet on Set documentary was pretty wild but even more wild was the interview Dan Schneider did immediately after it came out as a damage control. Go see ally Jeff Zenisek's upcoming comedy dates! Follow the IG/TikTok page: @T...

The boys get together to discuss St Patrick's Day and how its a bad holiday. Donald Trump unable to make bond in civil fraud case. But also he has secured the delegates needed to win the nomination. Miami is trying to change their party city image by cracking down on crime in the city. Someone wrote an article about how Joe Biden's shoes are for maximum stability. Dylan Mulvaney dropped a...

The boys are here saying it louder for the people in the back. We are speaking to the women out there. We hear you on International Women's Day. The boys give the scoop on the State of the Union speech. It was good, its easy to tell if you just look around the country. Nikki Haley is out of the race but its not a loss if you never admit it. Jada Pinkett Smith supports a daughter having a simil...

The boys get together to celebrate Women's history month! Nikki Haley finally won a primary, it was in DC. The Supreme Court decided that the Cheeto can be on the ballot. We have to save democracy by not letting democracy occur. The boys celebrate Victor I. Cazares because of his protests of not taking aids medication. This is as important as what some would call the bare minimum (you know who...

The boys get together to discuss the last week of black history month. Nikki Haley refuses to drop out of the election despite losing. This is much like a friend zone strategy that the boys know all too well. US Airman sets self on fire in front of the Israeli Embassy in Washington. Microsoft is under fire over revelation that its white employees earn less than their diverse counterparts. The boys...

The boys are back in the studio to weigh in on how prophetic this show is because the boys totally called everything in the Super Bowl and even knew that Kelce was going to be cringe and embarrass Taylor. The boys would never do that. In this episode the boys discuss Chris finding a Spencer Gifts in the wild and how they do actually have Slipknot posters. Then the boys get into stock talk (no advi...

The boys get together to discuss how this episode is prerecorded so they are guessing about the results of the super bowl. The boys aren't big sports ball guys anyway. The boys discuss the various Taylor Swift related bets that can be made. One of them being the "Will Travis Kelce propose to Taylor at the Super Bowl. Chris discusses his philanthropic endeavors by delivering canned goods t...

The boys get together to discuss Groundhogs Day, and how it's an allegory for being black in America. Also the boys suggest some new ways of changing the holiday to make it more progressive. Capitol cops refuse to file charges for the congressional floor sex tape scandal. Bud Light partners with Shane Gillis and the boys look at the articles around the event. Taylor Swift dominates the Grammys...

Live Show Alert: TAMPA FL February 14th and 18th Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel Jeff Zenisek headlining! The boys get together to discuss the Oscar nominations. Barbie snubbed but not Ken. And also the first Native American Best Actress nominee The boys also address the comments on this show being like being on the back of the bus in 8th grade. The Vince McMahon is accused of several things in a laws...

The boys get together to discuss Ron DeSantis and Vivek Ramaswamy dropping out of the race right after Iowa. Michelle Obama might enter the race and the boys lament how awesome it would be if she would be cancelled by body positive activists for promoting not being fat during the Obama presidency. Alec Baldwin back in the news for involuntary manslaughter charges. KY is passing a bill that would a...