Too Woke Boys

The boys kick the show off with how they would handle an appearance on the toxic Joe Rogan Podcast. Also they discuss the pressing issues going on in the world of children's toys and what's going on with Potato Head. El Chapo's wife needs shelter and the Too Woke Boys are willing to help her out.  Ella Emhoff makes an appearance during fashion week as a model and it certainly is for her own m...

The Too Woke Boys discuss the recent video that has appeared on Chris D'Elia's Youtube page after going dark since the allegations he faced months ago The Boys discuss the seriousness of the Texas storms and offer help to the women affected by the storms, also the recent surge of violence against asian Americans, and how its definitely racism that is to blame for this not that people are poor and...

The boys spend Valentines Day with each other (no homo) to bring you a pod about why the boys are no longer on Bumble while sharing the exciting news of bumble's public offering on the stock market and announcing CEO Whitney Wolfe Herd becoming a billionaire. The boys discuss the current news of Aunt Jemima and how important change is being made to fight systematic racism. Rachel Dolezal and her s...

In honor of Black History Month the boys drop a late episode about Fraysexuality, the Super Bowl, who is the greatest quarterback ever. Larry Flynt's death and how symbolic it is.  The boys find out they are also members of the LGBTQIAF+-=* Also the boys discuss movies that are about trans children playing soccer. And Elon University has an all white meeting to combat racism.  The boys d...

The boys discuss the craziness of the stock market and the WallStreetBets Reddit group (the boys are holding AMC, BB, NOK, and of course GME). Also the boys discuss important black issues during the first episode of black history month!  The boys talk about the Biden administration rushing the important issue of printing Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, and their girl boss press secretary answering...

The boys discuss Joe Biden's inauguration, and the fun, but still somehow problematic Bernie memes that stole the show Kamala Harris from her big moment... Joe Biden signs executive orders that help trans women.  Pixar is problematic... Celebrating the first female ref Donate to CashApp and Venmo @TheSlutFund follow the pod @TooWokeBoys YouTube Facebook Email the show TooWokeBoys@gmail.com

The boys discuss a hodgepodge of topics, including how to celebrate MLK day, how many children George Foreman and how many of them are named George Foreman... The topics include Armie Hammer's cannibalism allegations, Trump being impeached for a second time, and also him being digitally removed from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Follow the boys: Instagram/Twitter: @toowokeboys follow the YouTube...

The boys get into the storming of the capitol, and weigh in on how riots are only good when they are incited by the left. When an argument is had and there are only two sides (good and bad). Its important to make the distinction and to not even try to see why the other side feels the way they do. The boys also discuss police reform, which should happen after they annihilate the protesters that opp...

The boys sit down back in the studio to discuss the stimulus package, Hilaria Baldwin, Greta Thunberg's 18th birthday, and what you HAVE to do when a person from a marginalized community tries to have sex with you. The boys relate to cast member of Real Housewives of OC, Braunwyn Windham-Burke when she makes a point about being heartbroken about her husband moving on from the relationship after sh...

The boys talk about how important it is to supporting women in the workplace whether it is playing football, or being an EMT, or most importantly showing their vaginas on Onlyfans.  Sarah Cooper's special was watched and the boys discuss how amazing it was to watch an adult lip sync things. Jill Biden is a doctor and how the boys would go to her as their primary care physician.  The boys...

The Boys are back to discuss how to support black owned businesses during the holiday shopping season if you must participate in this capitalistic society, and the importance of women conducting breast exams, and also allowing the boys to also conduct a breast exam on you to get a second pair of hands on your breasts (for medical exam purposes). Also the boys talk about how awesome it is that Joe...

The boys come together and discuss how they are RE OPENING their bunker for women to come to and stay with the boys while the California government makes the decision to enforce another curfew and lockdown.   The boys also discuss the importance of giving the vaccine to people of color first, because the boys are trying to help, not because they don't want to take the vaccine on day one. The...

The Boys get together to celebrate a victory that represents change that is meaningful, a win for America and for Democracy, with tons of mail in ballots showing up long after election day ended. This is a true victory for the underdog, funded by major corporations. The boys talk about our queen AOC suggesting that making a list of political enemies and those who oppose you is a good idea and not...

The Too Woke Boys discuss the Halloween festivities or lack thereof, How important it is to abolish police but to also use them to break up harmless parties and family get togethers like Thanksgiving.  How brave Sarah Cooper is for becoming a millionaire on Netflix by lip-syncing the Cheeto. The boys also discuss how important it is to make sure that people need to VOTE (and you know exactly...

The Too Woke Boys discuss the Hunter Biden sex tape and the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom meeting masturbation session and where the boys stand on both cases... The boys address the final debate and how the star of the show was the woman of color moderator, and how our country can use a moderator because they can apply the roles of a moderator to everyday situations as well as their encounters with women......

The Boys get together to discuss the amazing, and not at all cringeworthy attempt at getting black people to vote by forcing two black guys to do a slam poem about voting on a basketball court. Chris comes out about being related to Christopher Columbus, but apologizes for it and denounces his distant grandfather and offers a solution to the Christopher Columbus statue by replacing it with a statu...

The boys are back in the studio after a long day of shooting some footage of the boys taking their activism to the streets (Footage coming soon to the IGTV/ YouTube). The boys discuss how Kamala dominated the debates, how orange the Cheeto is, Azerbaijan/Armenia conflict and how the boys can solve the conflict by tricking a woman from each place to come to their place at the same time. Also how pr...

The Too Woke Boys welcome their first guest, which is of course a woman, Megan Nager (@MeganNagerComedy). It is important to listen to women like Megan and to let her talk about what she feels is important to her.  They kind of cover the debate, and important issues concerning women in the upcoming election. The boys try to get Megan to think more openly about issues (and her relationships).....

The boys offer condolences and some solutions on how to move forward from the unexpected tragedy of an octogenarian in poor health dying during this awful time.  The boys also read some empowering and definitely not at all cringe-worthy tweets from people using Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death as an opportunity to gain some twitter clout. The boys also have some interesting ideas on how to move fo...

The boys get together for the first podcast over zoom because Chris is out on a philanthropic mission to the east coast (Florida). The boys offer their help to console women who are displaced by the natural disasters that are definitely caused by global warming, and not because someone had a gender reveal party, or maybe threw a molotov cocktail at a business and missed. The boys discuss the aweso...

The Too Woke Boys discuss the "mostly peaceful" protests and how they are definitely not riots, how brave it is to use your white privilege to smash and destroy things enacting the change we need right now. Also the controversial take by an amazing author defending looting. A George Washington University professor cancels themselves for pretending to be black for years while writing books and teac...

The Too Woke Boys celebrate the double digit milestone by mourning the loss of Chadwick Bozeman who was killed by cancer. The boys look out for extremely vulnerable women of color who need a shoulder to cry on... Black students at NYU petition in support of segregation, which the boys explain how this segregation is different than the other segregation that was bad... An egyptian immigrant perform...

The Too Woke Boys discuss the DNC and how beautiful and bold the queens that spoke at the event were... what needs to happen for dems (us) to win the election and dethrone the Cheeto... Also, they answer an EMAIL from a listener and get into an interesting conversation about property rights and how important it is to share with people in need.  The boys suggest several scenarios that they can...

The boys discuss the excitement surrounding Kamala being chosen as Biden's VP pick, Cardi B's Onlyfans announcement. The boys also are here to discuss the importance of the USPS and how it will disproportionately affect women who are polyamorous... The boys fill in the Latinx community on what they are to call themselves now as we replace the archaic masculine/feminine language. The boys go off di...

The boys start on a somber note and offer a place to stay for the women affected by the Beirut explosion. An important discussion about the very powerful and messaging and wonderful femme forward body positive anthem WAP and how important it is to have a song for women that empowers and proves that women don't just think of themselves as sex objects... The boys also discuss how wrong it is to have...