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Paris Hilton, Chad Michael-Murray, Elisha Cuthbert AND Jared Padalecki.....it's 2005 baby and we're recapping HOUSE OF WAX! Zip up your Juicy Couture jumpsuit and join us! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbCfuFJ30t4 House of Wax is available to rent for $3.99 Recap begins @ 38:28 If you enjoy the show, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also rate us five stars on App...

Put on your finest furs and top-hats and join us at the Unholy Masquerade because this week we are recapping the 2014 mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows! Joining us to discuss this delightful film is the creator of the (equally delightful) comics Poorly Drawn Lines, Reza Farazmand. Check out Reza's comics here: https://poorlydrawnlines.com https://www.instagram.com/poorlydrawnlines https://tw...

Butts, basements and a whole new reason to hate dating, we're recapping FRESH! Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan might be our leads, but the real star is the power of female friendship. TRAILER You can watch FRESH on Hulu Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Sp...

Take off your bra and put on your overalls, we're heading to a remote farmhouse to film a 1970s porno!! Feels safe to us! Join us this week as we recap a24's latest horror film, X, as well as admire the sex drive of two randy old people. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg3cWuHfoc X is currently playing in theaters Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check...

The Power of Christ, pigs blood, hand-sewn capelets and an unhealthy amount of teen bullying, we're recapping 1976's CARRIE! Our guest this week is the hilarious Mary Holland (The Woman In The House, Physical, Senior Year) -- she's so delightful she might even convince us to end our beef with Stephen King (no promises)! You're not gonna want to miss her perfect southern accent and insider tips on...

Exploding skulls, slugs on leashes and fraternity row, we're recapping the 1986 classic NIGHT OF THE CREEPS! Horror Virgin host Todd Schlosser is the perfect person to take us through this nonsensical, yet weirdly emotional film (do we cry? maybe a little). Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PmPuYg6nqM You can rent Night of the Creeps on Amazon Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , Tik...

This bonus episode preview contains a recap for the first episode of The Haunting of Hill House. To hear the rest of this episode, join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast The Haunting of Hill House is streaming on Netflix Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars...

Horrifying spaghetti consumption, too many children for Henley's emotional well-being and lots of confusing feelings about Barry Keoghan (hot?), this week we're recapping THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFdGfwChtw You can watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer on Netflix Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon fo...

Confusing floor plans, mysterious knocking, and enough brandy to fill a lake - we're recapping The Night House! Listen to find out if David Bruckner has made a new fan. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8WQGXkif_s You can rent The Night House for $3.99 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate T...

To hear our full recap of Luca Guadagnino's 2018 remake of Suspiria, join our patron at the link below! www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast Suspiria Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMiG3d2KC9I Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and lea...

Stunning Vermont lake houses, academic research in bed, and sexual tension galore, we're recapping Henley's favorite movie, WHAT LIES BENEATH! Fill up your claw-footed bathtub and dive in with us! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6nTJMdrGVU You can watch What Lies Beneath on Showtime Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episod...

Endless meat, intense partying and the most hardcore veterinarians ever seen on screen, this week we're recapping Julia Ducournau's RAW. We are joined by the hilarious Cecily Breaux to discuss this insane ~coming-of-age~ horror movie. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0WmRewan30 You can watch Raw on Netflix Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our P...

Grab your spectral glasses and Matthew Lillard swag, we're recapping THIRTEEN GHOSTS! This movie has everything: Tony Shalhoub, Tony Shalhoub and more Tony Shalhoub. It's the only thing better than a Monk marathon. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1yZl9HVLd0 You can watch Thirteen Ghosts on Netflix Recap begins @ 30:15 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Ch...

Deadly cotton-candy cocoons, popcorn larvae and unsanitary ball pits, these klowns mean business! This week we are joined by klown pundit, Oscar Montoya to capture, kill, and harvest humanoids to use as sustenance. Yum! Give us a sequel already! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVQ3AGzeB_0 You can watch KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE on HBO Max Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , Ti...

One blood-thirsty shark, several innocent dead people and a perfectly-rated PG movie, we're recapping JAWS with Mayor Larry Vaughn aficionado Paul F. Tompkins! Vesselheads, rejoice! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fu_sA7XhE You can rent Jaws for $3.99 from our Amazon Prime overlords :) Recap begins @ 39:07 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our...

Suspicious friends, dreadit forums, and the return of Ghostface - we're recapping Scream (2022)! This has been one of our most anticipated horror releases and boy did it deliver! Join us if you dare. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts...

Cornettos, cricket bats, and zombies (don't say the zed word) - we're recapping Shaun of the Dead! We are joined this week by Jack Quaid (The Boys, Scream, Hero Club) to discuss this absolute masterpiece of a film. So sort your f*cking life out and join us! Shaun of the Dead is available on Starz Don't forget to see Jack in the new Scream this weekend! (It might just be our movie next week!!) Foll...

Switchboards, snakes, and more kid stuff than we may have anticipated - we're recapping The Taking of Deborah Logan! This episode was chosen by an instagram poll, and boy it didn't disappoint. Join us as we bring in the new year with a reminder of the fragility of the human body and mind!  The Taking of Deborah Logan is streaming on Shudder and Amazon Prime. 00:00 - Episode starts 13:25 - Trivia 2...

Meow-screams, unsafe beds, and way too much hair - we're recapping The Grudge!  This episode was originally released on our Patreon in April 2021. Happy New Year! We love you all! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review f...

Energy drinks, pinball machines, and murderous animatronic monsters - we're recapping Willy's Wonderland! This week is a crossover episode with our friends Peach & Shag at Spooko. Join us as we discuss all the reasons to cast Nicolas Cage in your films. Willy's Wonderland is streaming on Hulu. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus e...

Corn fields, concrete saws, and some poorly timed masturbating - we're recapping High Tension! AKA Haute Tension AKA Switchblade Romance, but you know what they say! A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet. Let's get into some torture porn/New French Extremity, baby!! Buckle up! High Tension is available on AMC+ or to rent on VOD 00:00 - Shoutouts  02:13 - Episode starts 15:00 - Trivia...

Deputy Marshals, gnarly stapled face cuts, and one million rats - we're recapping Shutter Island! We are joined by Jess & James (hosts of Sit for a Spell) for this crossover episode to discuss a movie that Henley had to dissociate for! We're all just rats in a maze, baby. Shutter Island is streaming on Netflix. 00:00 - Episode starts 24:56 - Trivia 34:08 - Recap Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast o...

Corpses, ankle bells, and father and son forensic pathologists - we're recapping The Autopsy of Jane Doe! This episode was chosen by the winner of our October Instagram giveaway - thank you Gabby! Join us to hear our uneducated guesses on what happens to blood after you die. Ba da ba ba baaaa, enjoy! The Autopsy of Jane Doe is available on Shudder 00:00 - Shoutouts 03:10 - Episode starts 11:08 - T...

This week's episode is a release from our Patreon vault! We are recapping Annihilation because nothing gets us in the holiday spirit more than deep existential dread. Recorded in December 2020. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and le...

Xenomorphs, androids, and guns with no ammunition - we're recapping Aliens! We are so excited to be joined by Haley Joel Osment (The Kominsky Method, Goliath, knows Toni Collette in real life) to discuss one of his favorite comfort horror films. Game over, man! Aliens is available to rent for $3.99 00:00 - Shoutouts 03:23 - Episode starts 12:15 - Trivia 32:48 - Recap Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast...