Too Scary; Didn't Watch

It's 1997 and we're traveling to the Amazon basin, baby!! Thank god we have EXPERT wildlife biologist and host of Tooth & Claw Podcast , Wes Larson, with us to break down how deeply inaccurate this film really is. But who cares about facts when we have Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson and Jon Voight starring in this ~essential~ ~canonical~ film!! You can watch Anaconda on Hulu TRAILER Rec...

A double-booked Airbnb leads to the most bat-shit horror movie experience we've had in quite some time!!!!!! The director of BARBARIAN, Zach Cregger, joins us at the end of the episode for an interview about the making of this insane  film.  TW: Rape Recap begins @ 22:24 Interview with Zach Cregger @1:30:10 BARBARIAN is now in theaters TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , an...

This episode was originally released on our Patreon in July 2021. There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating creature/monster flick. The Mist is available to rent on VOD TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional...

One very hot dad (ahem, Keanu Reeves!!), two inconspicuous women, and one statue covered in dicks, we're recapping Eli Roth's (cursed!) film KNOCK KNOCK. Join us as we try to unravel how Keanu chooses his projects?? You can watch KNOCK KNOCK on Hulu TRAILER TW: Rape, sexual assault  Recap begins @ 21:59 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for b...

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Vera Farmiga, a local orphanage, and a child that refuses to change out of her 19th century clothing, we're recapping 2009's ORPHAN! Blessed to be joined by Greta Titelman ( Los Espookys , Senior Superlatives ) to relive one of her favorite, deranged films.  You can watch Orphan on Paramount Plus TRAILER Recap begins @ 27:18 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check...

It's 1719 and one intelligent, tough, young Comanche woman is facing off against one extraterrestrial super-fighting creature...that's right, we're recapping the best installment of the Predator franchise yet, PREY!  The director, Dan Trachtenberg, joins us at the end of this episode to discuss horror movies, sleepovers, the original inspiration for this film and so much more. We laugh, we cry, jo...

Buckle up, friends, we're recapping Sammy's most anticipated film of the summer BODIES BODIES BODIES!!!!!! Join us at our rich friend's parent's house as we wait out this hurricane, listen to Charli XCX and do tons of drugs! What could go wrong?? NOTHING because Lee Pace is present :D BODIES BODIES BODIES opens wide on August 12th TRAILER Recap begins @ 30:52 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitt...

Jordan Peele's done it again, folks! This week we get to hang with the excellent storyteller Ronald Young Jr. ( Leaving The Theatre , NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour ) as he recaps NOPE, the latest masterpiece from our favorite filmmaker. NOPE is now in theaters TRAILER Recap begins @ 26:55 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes an...

Christopher Walken's baby blues, a very tame David Cronenberg and the largest gazebo known-to-man, we're recapping 1983's THE DEAD ZONE! Thrilled to be joined by Adal Rifai and John Patrick Coan from fellow Headgum podcast, Hey Riddle Riddle . Join us as we try to understand how Stephen King and David Cronenberg somehow made a....character drama?? You can watch THE DEAD ZONE on HBOMax TRAILER Reca...

Full episode is available on Patreon Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm Podcast artwork by @EllaTalkin See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri...

Horny teens, blood-thirsty hook-ups and conflicting messages about homophobia, we're recapping MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE (which may also be titled I WAS A TEENAGE VAMPIRE -- who can say!) We are joined by fellow scaredy-cat Lamar Woods ( Grand Crew , Gossip Kings ) to tell us all the gory deets!  You can watch MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE on YouTube TRAILER Recap begins @ 30:07 Follow the show: @...

Six soldiers, a pack of werewolves, and zero silver bullets...we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2005 film Dog Soldiers! This week we are joined by the hilarious Jon Gabrus ( High and Mighty , Action Boyz , 101 Places to Party Before You Die ) to discuss fun accents, Land Rover product placement, and the delicate art of consuming the correct amount of edibles. TRAILER Recap begins @ 32:25 Follow the...

Psychic dreams, horrible fathers, and Ethan Hawke in the most-terrifying mask ever made -- we're recapping THE BLACK PHONE! Join us as we escape yet another basement, overcome our fears, talk to ghosts and fight mean bullies. Trigger Warning: child abuse/violence THE BLACK PHONE is in theaters now TRAILER Recap begins @ 25:49 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Chec...

Get to the chopper, we're recapping 1987's PREDATOR! Join us on a journey into the jungle with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, and their huge, completely natural muscles! If you opt out, we'll have no choice but to think the CIA has got you pushin' too many pencils.  You can watch PREDATOR on Hulu TRAILER Recap begins @ 35:41 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram...

Sammy forced Emily and Henley to watch Evil Dead 2 and... they liked it!! Grab your chainsaws and join us on this wild, confusing ride. Groovy! Full episode is available on our Patreon Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't...

One blind man, three unprepared burglars, a bag of cash and a basement surprise...we're recapping the terrifying DON'T BREATHE! We are so honored to be joined by podcast expert and storyteller extraordinaire, Chuck Bryant ( Stuff You Should Know , Movie Crush )! Take off your shoes, hold your breath, and join us on this wild ride!  You can rent DON'T BREATHE on Amazon TRAILER Recap begins @ 29:22...

Extra organs, sexy organs, organs all-around! This week we're recapping David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022) not to be confused with David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (1970)! Tune in to find out if this is Kstew's best role yet??? CRIMES OF THE FUTURE is in theaters now TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episo...

Hooded parkas, goth roommates, pop-rocks and a perfect 90's ensemble cast, this week we're recapping URBAN LEGEND with the legendary Ego Nwodim (you might know her from a little show called SNL)! Shout out to the filmmakers of this unforgettable movie!!!! You can watch Urban Legend on HBOMax TRAILER Recap begins @ 33:58 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out...

Tiny denim shorts, lake-swimming, canoodling, hitch-hiking, and KEVIN BACON, we're recapping the original Friday the 13th! Can't believe it's taken us this long to get to such a classic. Should we do ~Jason Takes Manhattan~ next???? You can watch Friday The 13th on Amazon Prime Video TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episode...

This week we're recapping the most terrifying title ever set to paper, Alex Garland and A24's new film MEN! Join us, one woman and 10,000 Rory Kinnears as we try to have a nice relaxing weekend away (ha!). Good luck guessing the ending to this one!! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; D...

A remote village, a mysterious infection and enough family murder to last us a lifetime, we're recapping THE WAILING!! Join us and the hilarious Neil Campbell (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Comedy Bang-Bang) as we unravel the mystery of this South Korean town. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a re...

Oscar-worthy special effects make-up, a killer soundtrack and a variety of gorgeous British accents, we're recapping AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON! Join us and long-time Horrorspondent Joel Jensen as we uncover whether this is truly the greatest werewolf movie of all time** (**lol of course it's not. New Moon is**) Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfz9AhPnM8c You can rent AN AMERICAN WERE...

It's 1983 and we're strapped for cash, join us for a very normal-sounding babysitting job in a spooky, remote mansion!! This week we're recapping Ti West's THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL -- Greta Gerwig's in this film so you know it's "mumblegore" at its finest. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM3NAtGR2qc You can watch THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL on Amazon Prime Video Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on...

We can't seem to get enough of horror remakes from the early to mid aughts that verge on torture porn! This week we are joined by Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, Grand Crew) to talk about Alexandre Aja's 2006 movie The Hills Have Eyes, which Ronni claims is "pretty tame"!!!! We'll be the judge! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwXRbKgWnQ You can rent House of Wax from Amazon Follow the s...