Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Givenchy nasty nightgowns, detectives that are very bad at their jobs, and the hard plastic mask that started it all - we're recapping Eyes Without a Face! Eyes Without a Face is streaming on HBO Max. 00:00 - Shoutouts 03:28 - Episode starts 17:51 - Trivia 25:08 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additiona...

Piano wires, haunted houses, and ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in the can - we're recapping Audition AND The Amityville Horror (1979) in this very special anniversary double episode! We are so thankful that you guys enjoy the show, and hope to keep bringing you episodes until the end of time, love y'all so much. Audition is available on Shudder The Amityville Horror is available on HBO Max 00:00 - Episode...

There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating creature/monster flick. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henl...

A secluded beach, a group of unknowing vacationers, and WRINKLES - we're recapping M. Night Shymalan's OLD. Henley is back and we'll be the first to admit that this probably wasn't the best choice for someone who will be thinking more and more about the fleeting nature of childhood and life in general. Sorry Hen! OLD is in theaters now. 00:00 - Shoutouts 04:32 - Episode starts 19:03 - Trivia 28:46...

A demon named Toby, an oscillating fan, and cameras that are incredibly high definition for 1988 - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 3! Paranormal Activity 3 is streaming on Hulu. 00:00 - Episode starts 18:58 - Trivia 26:11 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Wat...

Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said we usually favor the originals, but when Toni Collette is in the remake...all bets are off. Fright Night is available to rent for $3.99 00:00 - Episode starts 12:47 - Trivia 22:17 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram...

An isolated family, the Canadian wilderness, and various dangers lurking in the woods - we're recapping Hunter Hunter! Join us as we lose our damn minds at the ending of this film. Hunter Hunter is streaming on Hulu. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify an...

It's Sammy's super secret birthday bonus episode REVEALED! And if you can even believe it, we are recapping the greatest movie of all time, The Matrix. Free your mind and buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, because this episode will make you say... Woah. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Di...

A shipwreck, a tropical island, and a mysterious sea portal - we're recapping Sweetheart! Join us as we try to decide which fish monster is hotter - this one or the absolute smoke show from Shape of Water. (Don't make us choose!!) Sweetheart is streaming on Netflix 00:00 - Episode starts 21:18 - Trivia 25:56 - Recap Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our...

Beauties, beasts, and a very loose anti-patriarchal message - we're recapping The Furies! We are joined by our good friends Peach and Shag from our sister podcast Spooko to recap what might be our goriest film yet?? The Furies is available to stream on SHUDDER DOT COM BABYYY 00:00 - Shoutouts 03:48 - Episode starts 20:10 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instag...

Water beds, gazebos, and a whole lot of show-stealing belts - we're recapping The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It! And of course we had to bring back our Conjuring expert/horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro! Join us to find out if God and love will save the day once again.  The Conjuring 3 is streaming on HBO Max. And for more Betsy (who doesn't want more Betsy??) check out her podcasts A Funny Feeli...

An underground bunker, a radio signal, and one more cameo by that god damn rusty nail - we're recapping A Quiet Place Part II! Join us as we talk about this new release that you can see in actual real life theaters! We are crying silent tears of joy! And fear! 00:00 - Shoutouts 01:47 - Episode starts 22:50 - Trivia 31:58 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instag...

For our last bonus episode of May we are recapping Dario Argento's Suspiria!  Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/li...

Bar fights, mix CDs, and a dangerously hot visitor - we're recapping The Guest! Join us as we try to figure out what in the actual heck is happening in this movie! The Guest is available on Netflix - sexy shower scene is @ 27:23  00:00 - Episode starts 21:11 - Trivia 30:51 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes an...

Promise rings, male gynecologists, and graphic tees that let everyone around you know you don't f*ck - we're recapping Teeth! Join us as we discover that the myth is real! Vagina Dentataaaaaa! Teeth is streaming on Amazon Prime 00:00 - Episode starts 10:36 - Trivia 15:43 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and...

A menacing note, a Croaker Queen, and the kind of flat hair you only get when you've committed manslaughter  - we're recapping I Know What You Did Last Summer! Henley was brave this week and watched this 90s classic - so what are you waiting for?! Join us as we try to figure out how to pronounce Ryan Phillippe! I Know What You Did Last Summer is streaming on HBO Max 00:00 - Episode starts 17:40 -...

Overlord is available to rent for $2.99 00:00 - Shoutouts 02:59 - Episode starts 20:22 - Trivia 29:15 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , TikTok , and Instagram . Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Wat...

Genetically modified sharks, hot scientists, and an underwater science lab called Aquatica - we're recapping Deep Blue Sea! This week we are joined by Brea Grant to discuss this absolute classic from the golden year of cinema...1999! Will Emily make it through the retelling? Listen and find out! You may remember Brea as the writer and star of LUCKY which is available to stream on Shudder. You can...

A premonition, a plane crash, and high school students that should think twice before confidently proclaiming that they're going to live forever - we're recapping Final Destination! This week we are joined by our very own Silent Jenna a.k.a. Jenna McDowell a.k.a. the fourth witch in our coven. We will be discussing a movie she loved so much in the year 2000 that she wrote an essay about it!  Final...

This Friday we have a SUPER SECRET MYSTERY EPISODE for Emily's birthday!! And you may or may not have surmised that is none other than our beloved PADDINGTON 2. A liiiiittle different from other movies we've covered but trust us, you're gonna love it. This episode is a watch-along episode, so grab some popcorn and join us in our viewing of the record holder for BEST REVIEWED FILM OF ALL TIME on Ro...

A dysfunctional family holiday, the downsides of sledding face first, and some compelling evidence for why 15-year-olds shouldn't get tattoos - we're recapping The Children! This week we are joined by Liz Kleinrock (@teachandtransform) to discuss this 2008 film that will probably get Henley pretty pumped about becoming a mom! The children is available to rent for $3.99 To find more about Liz's ant...

A dance troupe, an abandoned school, and some sangria that is probably totally normal and fine - we're recapping Gaspar Noe's Climax! Join us as we talk about a movie that will NOT make you excited about the upcoming possibility of being able to attend parties. Climax is streaming on Amazon Prime. 00:00 - Shoutouts 02:10 - Intro 19:53 - Trivia 27:00 - Recap  Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitte...

A treasure hunt, the philosopher's stone, and a rag tag crew that doesn't ask enough questions - we're recapping As Above, So Below! Join us on a quest through the catacombs into hell...which as it turns out is actually only a couple hundred feet down! Hopefully we can hang out with Lil Nas X down there. As Above, So Below is streaming on Netflix. 00:00 - Patron Shoutouts 03:34 - Episode starts 19...

Finally, a movie that we all equally hate! Will Eli Roth overtake Stephen King as our number one enemy? Listen to find out! Join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle to hear the full episode...head to Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast because god knows you should NOT be watching this movie for yourselves. A new regular episode will be available on Wednesday - we will be recapping As Above So Below (av...

Boxcutters, superglue, and Madagascar hissing cockroaches - we're recapping Goodnight Mommy! The second listener chosen episode of our March Madness series! Join us to find out if this is actually a prequel to Men in Black. Goodnight Mommy is available to rent for $3.99. 00:00 - Patron Shoutouts 02:38 - Episode starts 14:18 - Trivia 19:32 - Recap starts Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter , T...