Too Drunk to Taste this Chicken

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

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A podcast where we review wonderfully horrible movies and determine how many drinks it would take for them to be enjoyable. Important note: we don't review chicken.

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Ep. 8: The Fall of a God; A Review of The Silence 18.04.2023 1:24:20

Welcome to Episode 8, where we review The Silence and learn the tough lesson that even our idols stumble. Why was Stanley Tucci not able to duck and weave his way out of this movie? How do we get the rights to the inspirational Vesp video? Does it still count as Krav Maga if it's clearly a felony assault? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an...

Ep. 7: A Viking Funeral; A Review of How It Ends 11.04.2023 1:16:06

Welcome to Episode 7, where we review How It Ends, a movie that never really tells us just HOW it ends. Why was Will just not concerned with the fact that his pregnant girlfriend was shacking up with the neighbor? When did a Cadillac sedan become the best car for an All American Road Trip? Did Tom even want to be cremated??? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPo...

Ep. 6: That Good Good; A Review of Your Place or Mine 04.04.2023 1:17:28

Welcome to Episode 6, where we review Your Place or Mine, a movie that's basically a copy of every other Ashton Kutcher rom-com and also our first recommended movie! Is Jack a victim of Munchausen by Proxy? Did nobody think about the problematic lessons Peter is teaching Jack? What is Debbie's secret that makes her love interests ready to risk it all? Is there a movie you think we should r...

Ep. 5: The Girlie Gang; A Review of The 355 28.03.2023 1:18:47

Welcome to Episode 5, where we review The 355, a movie about the worst group of female international agents that ever existed and the ever-evolving art of man-hating. Was it REALLY necessary to travel to so many different places? Did nobody think to just destroy the drive? Did Penelope Cruz have an occasional stand-in from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum? Is there a movie you think we should review? D...

Ep. 4: Act Dumb, Get the Thumb; A Review of Barbarian 21.03.2023 1:15:42

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of SA, please use discretion in listening to this episode. Welcome to Episode 4, where we breakdown the movie Barbarian, a movie about a potential All-Star WNBA player/troll who decides the guests that stay in a Detroit-area AirBNB are automatically her babies. A few questions: Does nobody use Google Streetview when booking AirBNBs? What's the troll's workout routine?...

Ep. 3: Ineffable!; A Review of Cats 14.03.2023 1:12:35

"How bad could it be?" - A synopsis of Cats, the movie. Why did they have to do Andrew Lloyd Weber so dirty? Who was responsible for the stunt work and the green screen? Did Ian McKellan just show up? Is your cat or pet a Rumpelteezer, a Bustopher Jones, an Asparagus, or any of the other horrifying personalities? Let us know! Comment, tag, or DM us on Instagram with your answer, and let us know wh...

Ep. 2: Space Ghosts; A Review of Moonfall 07.03.2023 1:10:19

In this episode we break down the madness that is Moonfall. Why did Stanley Tucci bail out? How did the writers rewrite the laws of physics? Does a Lexus sedan really count as an expensive sports car? And most importantly, WHAT IS UP WITH COLORADO? Follow us on Instagram @tdtttcpod and send us a DM with what wonderfully horrible we should watch next, or shoot us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com...

Ep. 1: It's Morbin' Time!; A Review of Morbius 28.02.2023 1:35:56

Come with us on our inaugural journey into the realm of happily horrible movies. Are they bats? Are they vampires? Why did nobody turn off the fan in the bat tube? Why does Matt Smith have sexual chemistry with everyone he comes into contact with?  In this episode we take a dive into the problematic plot points and PETA violations of Morbius (available on Netflix). Hold on tight, because it's...