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Welcome to Episode 58, where your hosts are being good detectives and coming back to the first scene of the crime, a horrific affair called "Morbius," available to be seen on Disney+. Your hosts are haunted by their ghosts, old and new alike, with some questions still needing to be answered and others just presenting themselves. Questions like "why does everyone in Greece speak with...

Welcome to Episode 57, where we are reviewing the final installment of the god-awful series called "The Idol" available on MAX. Chaos reigns again on the podcast which leads your hosts down various rabbit holes like "should there be a credit, debit, or trial by combat?" Or "imagine finding out that you didn't make the cut on the freak talent show." Or lastly, &quo...

Welcome to Episode 56, where we are reviewing the fourth of five installments of the epicly terrible series called “The Idol” available on MAX.  Did you guys know that female stingrays can choose when they want to be pregnant AND IMPREGNATE THEMSELVES IF THEY DON’T LIKE THEIR MATING OPTIONS?! When Jocelyn gets cold do her nipples get droopy? How many people do we think Destiny has killed before? N...

Welcome to episode 55, where we review the third installment of The Idol and are once again asking why nobody requested our creative input. Should Leia file a claim for a hostile work environment? Are Jocelyn's nipples made of vibranium? Did Lily-Rose Depp and Jacob Elordi get their negligee from the same place? Tune in next week, when we review Episode 4 of The Idol! Is there a movie or serie...

Welcome to Episode 54, where your favorite hosts come back for more and review the second episode of the complete flop of a TV series "The Idol," available on MAX. The gang gets around to the good stuff like finally asking two episodes in if Jocelyn is the problem. Or why does a fake song actually bang so hard? And lastly, the hosts rage against U2 since they are still harboring a grudge...

Welcome to Episode 53, where we are reviewing the first installment of a complete flop of a series called “The Idol” available on MAX.  Are we mentally well with all of the manic laughing that’s going on? Why does HBO just add random nudity all the time? Why do The Weeknd and Jared Leto just play themselves (aka kinda creepy dudes) in all of the shows/movies they star in? Next week, we will be rev...

Welcome to Episode 52, the one year anniversary of the show! This is where your 3 favorite hosts review "Kissing Booth" and are horrified by what they see. The non-stop horrors include the ethical dilemmas in the operation of a kissing booth that is employing high schoolers. Or how a high school photographer is doing tasteful softcore porn. Or just why did Jacob Elordi put an XL sticker...

Welcome to Episode 51, Mothercluckers, where your 3 favorite hosts (sadists?) review Paper Towns and delve into the wonderful world of nerd cliques. Is Jess the new Shaun White? Why did millennials text with alternately capitalized letters in 2008? What in the yeehaw John Green BS was this movie? Join us next week for our review of The Kissing Booth, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you thin...

Welcome to Episode 50, where we are reviewing the romcom with almost no “rom” in it - Senior Year available on Netflix. Do you think the writers just forgot that this was supposed to be a romcom? Why didn’t Stephanie ask any questions about the major life events that happened in the world since she was last awake? Are lunchables to blame for our love of charcuterie boards? Join us next week for ou...

Welcome to Episode 49, where your hosts are so full of life and vigor before the Detroit Lions let them down once again! This week we review “Happiness for Beginners” starring Ellie Kemper and available on Netflix. This movie forces its viewers to soul search and ask yourself profound questions like “would you be okay if your best friend started banging your sibling?” Or “is Helen actually just in...

Welcome to the wonderfully chaotic Episode 48, where we review You People chosen by the OG Pav, and get a special extended cameo from Sophie! Are you having a panic attack or do you just need to calm down? How deep does cringe-stagram go? Is Hood Tron the best wedding theme to ever be pitched? Join us next week when we review Happiness for Beginners, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you thin...

Welcome to Episode 47 mothercluckers where we're gatekeeping, gaslighting, and girlbossing our way through Heart of Stone. Why ARE college books so expensive? Was Gal Gadot, or was Gal Gadot NOT, channeling Mushu? Should Bridget visit Glenn Close in Greenwich? Join us next week for our review of the Intern Josh Pick brought to you by the OG Pav: You People, available on Netflix! Is there a mov...

Welcome to Episode 46, where we are reviewing the final installment of the Magic Mike franchise - Magic Mike’s Last Dance - with an epic call back to the car amp episode and featuring the marvelous Lauren and Sophie (aka The Menace).  Is the new holy trinity chapped ass, chafed nuts and bound up panties? How can you even have a female empowerment movie with approximately 3 women in it? Do you thin...

Welcome to Episode 45, the lead off movie for TDTTTC reviewing the best worst 2023 movies, starting off with The Flash, available on Max! The highlights of this week’s episode include an exploration of rich person extreme sports like Norwegian Icelandic Cross Skiing, Fire Edition. Figuring out what the right title sponsors are for the Flash’s Chronobowl once it inevitably enters into the College F...

Welcome to Episode 44, a situational comedy romance movie that might actually be masquerading as a horror film, a review of The Family Stone. Does this family know each other biblically? Which fast food chain should have their customers put on a list? And finally, who is the hottest Game of Thrones character? Join us next week when we review The Flash, available on MAX! (Editor's Note: Not Dis...

Welcome to Episode 43, a perfectly unhinged review of Deck the Halls, and the RETURN OF THE DICKS IN THE SAUNA! Did Brett get his boss fired? What is the price of a "priceless heirloom"? How many crimes were committed during this film? Join us next week when we review The Family Stone, available on Hulu! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send u...

Welcome to Episode 42, where we are continuing the holiday cheer with a review of The Princess Switch.  How unhinged do you need to be to secretly swap places with someone and tell them nothing about your life or talents? How can you look identical even though you are only related by a very distant relative? What’s the next fruit going way up on the Fruit & Vegetable index? Join us next week t...

Welcome to Episode 41, where we are reviewing the travesty of Christmas miracles, "Falling for Christmas." Right up top, we want to disclaim that this has spoilers, our first such disclaimer in 41 episodes. These spoilers could include, but are not limited to, a horse that doubles as a therapist? The main love interest running an OnlyFans voyeur account? Perhaps even a deep dive into Sha...

Welcome to Episode 40, where we are reviewing the incomparable ice hockey movie, Go Figure. THE INTERN JOSH PICK OF THE MONTH! Was this the most chaotic episode to date (yes lol)? How long did Jess do Tai Chi during the recording of this episode (all of it lol)? How many twinks did the adult male figures in this movie find on Grindr (so so many lol)? Join us next week to hear all about Falling For...

Welcome to Episode 39, where we review Get A Clue and weigh the ramifications of playing a Murder Mystery with the Cartel. Did the production staff have no earthly idea of the cost of buying property in NYC? Did Mr. Walker pull his inspiration from Jeffrey Epstein? Is Lindsay Lohan reviewing all of her old movies to boost the ratings? Join us next week when we review Go Figure, available on Disney...

Welcome to Episode 38, where we are reviewing the best basketball movie ever made - Double Teamed. Do you think “what an odd thing to say” is the worst corporate diss known to humankind? Could the dad in this movie gotten any more toxic? How unhinged do you need to be to drink an OG 4 Loko? Join us next week to hear all about Get A Clue, available on Disney+! Is there a movie you think we should r...

Welcome to Episode 37 cluckers. This week we review “Haunted Mansion,” available on Disney+.  Our hosts welcome back a host/fan favorite Jared Leto back onto the podcast in movie form. We ask the hard questions like “why are you the way you are Jared?” Additionally, “what curse would Jared Leto release onto the land?” Lastly, the MidSize Sedan Award makes an appearance. Join us next week to listen...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERCLUCKERS! Welcome to Episode 36, and boy do we have a spooky one for you. This week we review The Haunting in Connecticut, based on a super true story (~*but believe what you want*~), and where we bring Jess back down to earth after a long stretch of mastering the socials. Was Houdini the OG Hater? Was this movie's director just REALLY afraid of birds? Who do we have to p...

Welcome to Episode 35, where we are reviewing the cult classic called Jennifer’s Body. Do you think “Through The Trees” is the biggest banger to ever be launched by a scary movie? Do you want to be as famous as that one guy from Maroon 5? Can anybody give us a calendar for when Mercury is going to be in the microwave? Join us next week to hear all about The Haunting In Connecticut, available on Hu...

Welcome to Episode 34, where your favorite hosts review "The Pope's Exorcist" on MAX, which unsurprisingly goes awry again. These hosts deliver hard-hitting movie journalism, asking the tough questions like "what does Hell, Inc. sell?" Or "is the Pope's Exorcist Shrek coded?" Through our investigative journalism, we dare to ask "do men wax their balls?&qu...