Too Broke Dads

The dads are back for another late-night, mildly unhinged edition of Too Broke Dads . Scott recounts a catastrophic day of driving over 100 miles for seven total minutes of dance and cheer performances after forgetting literally everything at home — including the costumes. Meanwhile, Jordan dives into the insanity of competitive dance culture, social media trolls, and why angry strangers somehow d...

The dads are back after their first missed week of Season 2 — because apparently coordinating two grown men with calendars, kids, sports, work, anniversaries, birthdays, and Mother’s Day is impossible. Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of being “time optimists,” youth sports politics, volunteer coaches who may or may not care, and the unspoken tension between travel ball parents and rec league...

This week on Too Broke Dads , Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functioning adult, the guys are officially in survival mode. Jordan attempts the impossible—being in two places at once—bouncing between a 7+ hour dance competition (comp...

This week on Too Broke Dads , the guys are running on minimal sleep and maximum nonsense. What starts with a questionable eye infection quickly spirals into one of the most relatable parenting topics yet: the weird, hilarious, and slightly embarrassing things families say and do that you assume are normal… until adulthood hits. From “tushy burps” to accidental Playboy conversations with the kids,...

The dads are back… and somehow even broker. This week spirals quickly from a “simple” car scratch into a full-blown financial meltdown. One wife takes out a gas station pole (RIP), an $11 Instagram miracle product fails spectacularly, and a rental car gets the Sharpie treatment — because nothing says “problem solved” like arts and crafts. But the chaos doesn’t stop there. We’ve got cracked windshi...

The dads are back… kinda. With a fresh rebrand to Too Broke Dads , the guys kick things off by debating spelling, double entendres, and whether 11-year-olds should be trusted as brand consultants. From there, it’s a full-on descent into peak dad life: freezing at early morning soccer games, wearing wildly inappropriate footwear, and navigating the chaos of Midwest spring sports where you need a wi...

The dads are BACK—and somehow already in trouble. In this unhinged Season 2 premiere of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott record live from the airport after a family spring break trip that can only be described as controlled chaos. From nearly abandoning a rental car (with the keys still in it) to cramming eight people and 16 bags into a clown car with bald tires, this episode is peak dad travel e...

The dads are back… briefly. In this holiday hiatus episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott cover everything from one of the wildest coaching implosions in college football history to Indiana’s shocking rise as a legit football powerhouse. From butter knives and scandals at Michigan to the subjectivity of the Heisman Trophy, the guys break down why some programs crumble while others finally ha...

In this hilarious, high-energy episode of Broke Ass Dads , Scott and Jordan recap a wild night out as they venture from their quiet suburban lives into the chaos of Wrigleyville to watch Indiana clinch its first outright Big Ten Championship since 1945. From freezing on the train surrounded by Gen-Z “six-seven” chanters, to getting bullied by overconfident 20-year-olds at Sluggers, to witnessing O...

In this week’s episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott crawl out of the Thanksgiving haze—20 pounds heavier, slightly injured (thanks to some aggressive turkey carving), and fully traumatized by long restaurant tables and family politics. The guys break down the chaos of hosting, “kids vs. adults” table conversations, cousins walks, and the magical transformation from Thanksgiving to full-blo...

In this special Thanksgiving episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into holiday chaos, culinary traditions, awkward family dynamics, and… colonoscopies. Yes, really. From dissecting modern Thanksgiving menu debates like mac and cheese vs. stuffing, to the mysteries of why turkeys only seem to exist one month out of the year, the guys deliver their signature unfiltered dad hum...

This week on Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into the full-blown mayhem that happens when one half of the parental unit skips town — leaving the other to run the household. Scott shares his hour-by-hour meltdown as he tries to juggle cheer practice, a birthday party, a dance recital, and the elusive “purple costume bag”… all while desperately trying to make it downtown for the Michigan vs....

In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott prove that getting older isn’t for the weak — or the well-rested. After celebrating a birthday dinner that started at 5:30 PM (because, of course), the guys reflect on what it means to be “geriatric” dads. From struggling to climb the stairs, to debating the proper bedtime for grown men, to nursing battle wounds from key lime pie...

In this hilarious “Broke Ass Dads” episode, Jordan and Scott dive into post-Halloween chaos, dad aging woes, and a World Series that left them both speechless. From Jordan’s candy addiction and “shaving cream fights” confession to Scott’s rookie mistake of critiquing his wife’s yoga pants, nothing is off-limits in this backyard therapy session. The dads also debate Midwest winters, the dangers of...

This week on Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott spiral from roasting “Love Is Blind” to full-blown Hoosier football fever. The dads debate whether reality show contestants have brain cells, gush over Indiana’s shocking dominance in college football, and break down why Coach Cignetti might actually be the Saban of the Midwest. Then, they pivot into full Halloween mode — from favorite candies (includ...

The dads are back and diving headfirst into fall weather, youth sports chaos, and the strange world of internet commenters. Jordan shares his viral post that sparked an online civil war about punctuality and parenting, while Scott reveals how one reality TV contestant— Sparkle Megan from Love Is Blind —has single-handedly wrecked his household budget. From sarcastic dad humor to spousal Amazon hab...

This week, the Broke Ass Dads are all over the map — literally. Jordan’s juggling travel, kids’ sports, and a wife who (apparently) can talk for hours in a parking lot, while Scott debates whether his college football obsession is actually a religion. The guys dive into college football chaos, Major League Baseball heartbreak, and why certain fanbases just can’t let go. Then things take a spooky t...

In this hilarious and relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott go full Midwest mode — swapping dad stories, baseball debates, and college football takes that hit every suburban dad nerve. Scott’s fresh off a father-son trip to Ann Arbor, where his 8-year-old son experiences his first Michigan game — and maybe his first college crush. Jordan’s weighing a major dad dilemma: does he tak...

Jordan admits to a major bagel binge that spirals into a hilarious debate with Scott about kids’ eating habits, parenting philosophies, adventurous vs. cautious children, and why both dads might not survive family camp activities. From sushi-loving 10-year-olds to chicken-nugget purists, this episode dives into the chaos of raising kids with very different tastes—and even more different personalit...

The dads are back, and this week it’s all about family trips, New York adventures, and the chaos that comes with mixing kids, parents, and Broadway. Scott shares the highs and lows of bringing his family to NYC—think Times Square madness, carrying a sick 6-year-old through Central Park, and debating cabs vs. Ubers. Plus, hear how a Broadway classic collided with Michigan football, and how very dif...

Jordan is back from a work trip to Nashville, and he’s got stories. From live music on every corner to surprisingly great food (yes, even at conference time), he and Scott break down why Nashville might be the best work trip city in the country. They compare top destinations for business travel, roast the worst (looking at you, Orlando), swap bourbon and tequila stories, and even dive into some Ch...

This week on Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into the madness of travel sports—soccer blowouts, parents who can’t find the field, and the mystery of missing jerseys. From green gummies to GameChanger apps, no sideline moment is safe. Then the dads tackle their school district’s new “Let Grow” program, designed to teach kids independence… but is it really for the kids, or the parents? With p...

ordan and Scott are back with a late-night Broke Ass Dads After Dark ramble just in time for Labor Day Weekend. From debating college football vs. the NFL, fantasy football struggles, and questionable draft picks (looking at you, Travis Swift), to the idea of betting on youth sports prop bets, this episode goes hilariously off the rails. Mix in Scott’s 40th birthday tequila unboxing, travel sports...

This week on Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into the never-ending world of youth travel sports — from early morning wake-ups and endless car rides to outrageous fees and “hypo” practices for 8-year-olds. Between dodging Labor Day tournaments, debating whether dogs are worth the hassle, and cutting bagels in a grocery store break room, the dads reveal just how much time, money, and sanity t...

Back-to-school season is supposed to be simple—unless you forget the supply order and find yourself on a last-minute scavenger hunt for an orange paper folder with two pockets. In this episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of school supply shopping, the stress of missing deadlines, and the absurdly specific lists that push parents to the brink. From hunting down highligh...