Too Broke Dads

In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of back-to-school shopping season. From “accidentally” buying matching first-day outfits, to spouses turning returns into an excuse for more shopping, to the great backpack debate (do kids really need a new one every year?), nothing is off-limits. The dads share hilarious outlet mall adventures, the hunt for af...

In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Broke Ass Dads recount their epic, impromptu happy hour-turned-all-night adventure in downtown Chicago during Lollapalooza weekend — complete with fashion critiques, generational confusion, and tequila-fueled realizations of just how old they’ve gotten. From navigating Gen Z bar culture to debating whether a Celsius energy drink spiked with High Noon is a bevera...

The Broke Ass Dads are back from Las Vegas — barely. This episode unpacks their dad-style Sin City shenanigans: Jordan’s inflight cheese-induced vomiting, Scott’s suspicious bathroom encounter with a shirtless stain removal, oyster-eating while wearing white jeans, and a backstage run-in with Tiësto (and two very underdressed influencers). They break down the sensory overload of the Sphere, Backst...

Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas trip with more anxiety than excitement. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the realities of dad-level trip planning, whether liquid IV drips are worth it, the art of gambling without blowing yo...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads , Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fighting Iowa speeding tickets with imaginary Kardashian lawyers to manifesting wealth with framed blank checks, the dads spiral into a hilarious breakdown of vacation delusions, parenting expenses, and...

In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hotel lobby bars during a travel softball tournament, Scott was enjoying a classic lakeside 4th — until a black-tie wedding in 96° heat crashed the party. They rant about travel sports robbing family time...

On this episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to make sense of a mysterious moving box labeled “living room clothes.” Oh, and surprise: Jordan’s dad (a.k.a. Broke Ass Papa) joins the show and drops some classic Vegas wisdom, 80s-style fatherhood re...

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state troopers to the bougie vs. rustic overnight camp debate, the dads share their own wild stories of father-son camp weekends—complete with creaky bunks, 2:45 AM toilet flushes, and questionable sleep ar...

This week on Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went wildly off-course and landed in scenic (and confusing) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The dads recount their harrowing 8-hour journey to New York, complete with circling delays, militant flight attendants,...

This week on Broke Ass Dads , Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jordan dive into the chaos of moving with kids, sticker-shock from moving company quotes, and the mafia-level tape charges movers sneak in. Plus, the guys explore the absurdity of insurance math, s...

In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute glitter runs to teacher gifts, bus driver diplomacy, graduation party madness, and the mystery of why summer break starts before summer does, the dads try to make sense of it all. They also tackle the s...

Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing the chill vibes of girls' softball to the intensity of boys' baseball — and marvel at the mystery of bourbon-toting parents. They also explore the financial tsunami that hits every family th...

This week on Broke as Dads , Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the dads dive deep into the world of suburban SUVs, third-row seating debates, and whether remote start is the most essential feature in the Midwest. Plus, they wade into hot water with EV enthusiasts and e...

The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal honesty. From signing papers on a new house to planning (and failing to plan) 10-year anniversary celebrations, the guys discuss everything from bed politics and gift-giving anxiety to whether switching...

In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the merits of joint vs. individual gifts, and whether experiences trump material items. Scott reveals his wife's aggressive home renovation plans, while Jordan considers renting out rooms for...

Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie technology (spoiler: double-stuffed reigns supreme). But it’s not just snacks on the docket — Scott and Jordan tackle the classic "his vs. hers" dilemmas, from gluten-free groceries to home imp...

This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline moms, the dads break down the absurd gear, grueling schedules, and wallet-destroying costs of suburban parenthood. Plus, Scott reveals his favorite “item” to bring to games (hint: she’s potty-trained an...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—from overpriced folding chairs to mysterious team slush funds. They break down the ridiculous purchases they’re guilted into, debate the Stanley cup epidemic, and call out the sneaky invoice culture of kid activities. Plus, the dads get fired up about the Masters, defend Bryson DeChambeau (t...

Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by discussing the harrowing experience of attending a WWE event with their sons at the Allstate Arena, a venue so dated its carpet rivals that of the Las Vegas airport. But the real smackdown begins when th...

Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories. From the chaos of the check-in and check-out process to the art of scrutinizing an all-inclusive bill (because you know they tried something), they cover it all. Plus, the airport snacks that require a second mortgage, a baby and a dog living their best lives in first class, and the absolute madness o...

Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico. Tune in as they break down the highs and lows of resort life, questionable tequila choices, and the hilarious world of bad resort reviews. From top-shelf tequilas to vacation hangovers (or lack thereof), no topic is off-limits. Grab a drink (preferably with a tiny umbrella) and join th...

Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation. We dive into the must-have (but totally ridiculous) travel purchases, the great snack debate (Goldfish or bust), and why Scott is ready to fight anyone who swears by packing cubes. Buckle up, grab your travel-sized tequila, and get ready for some dad-level spring break wisdo...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads , Jordan and Scott go down a rabbit hole of weird Amazon purchases, questionable dad logic, and the fine line between practical and downright concerning. From impulse buys that scream “bad decision” to a deep dive into whether Scott’s neighbor is secretly a serial killer (or just really into yard work), this episode is packed with laughs, dad wisdom, and financial...

The tables have turned! This week, Broke Ass Dads welcomes our first-ever guests—our wives—who are ready to roast us for every ridiculous purchase we’ve ever made. From acupuncture mats to mini travel irons to earwax cameras, no Amazon cart is safe. Our wives come prepared with receipts (literally), exposing our questionable spending habits while conveniently ignoring their four shopping folders a...

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the absurdity of impulse purchases, bulk buying, and travel “essentials” no one actually needs.  From dramatic Amazon reviews to questionable marketing choices, the dads break down the insanity of online shopping, the dangers of “subscribe and save,” and why their houses are slowly turning into warehouses of unnecessary junk. They also...