Tommy's Brownload

We absolutely love a live podcast… and the London Podcast festival has been our home for a few years now! It’s always great to do our regular nonsense chat with a load of you in the room with us! Thanks to everyone who came down for this recording… we’re talking about the summer, various concerts, events and life updates which include DIY and pets - Enjoy! 

We’re at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford for this one! Sach has been helping our culture to go viral, Kej has been with the rich and famous in LA (that’s Los Angeles, not Lallu’s Anonymous!) And I’ve got 99 problems and the bitch is one! We’re talking solar eclipse, KFC’s new naan burger and why none of my Gujarati community has ever told me the brilliant word for Melons! Enjoy this one (we did!!)…...

Summer, summer, summer tiiiiiime (sing it like Will Smith people!) Yeah - the heat is on and so is the Brownload! We’re at the world famous Kanchans restaurant to share our latest events and life occurrences! We’re discussing the World Cup, should we move back to India (do they even want us!) and Saag flavoured chocolate… yep, you heard that right! Also we're back at the London Podcast Festival 20...

It’s been a while and there’s plenty to catch up on! There’s tales of travel chaos, running for flights and trains as well as heatwaves and even Garba on the runway! Plus there’s cannons and butter toast! It will all make sense when you listen to this weeks (longer than usual… but not as long as the last podcast) special edition of The Brownload!

Surprise! We’re back - well, sort of! We decided to have a little fling and a get together to catch up on the past couple months! Thanks to all the people who messaged and expressed their disgust, disappointment and upset over the Brownload pausing for a bit! This episode is for you! We’re at Kanchans restaurant having a long overdue life chat! Oh … it’s just like the old days!

Big announcement in this one… some of you may not like it! Make sure you listen to the very end! But before that… Sach is hanging out of his bedroom window, Kej is in full health and safety mode and taking his community service to new levels and I’ve experienced “real life” at the hospital and the cinema! Make sure you email us and let us know what you think about this episode! hello@thebrownload....

Happy New Year you lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of the “things we learnt” from 2025! We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload - Here’s to more good times and lots more laughter for 2026!

Merry Christmas you filthy Brownload animals! We’re over at my Mum and Dad’s for this one and all of us are in full on party season! No prizes for guessing who’s had enough of the festivities already! Kej’s roast dinner doesn’t sound appealing and Priyanka Chopra is giving her other half secret desi medicines! Enjoy your holidays folks!

Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!

We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!

Once we blamed Kej for the last couple of weeks of technical difficulties… We got onto Business as usual! I’m feeling very grateful that Sach is back at the wheel!! This podcast has got all the makings of a Guy Ritchie film… There’s talk of blood, people in scary masks, crime and theft! Who says we’re not in the Christmas spirit?

Just myself and Kej this week … the DJ is tearing it up in Dubai!  Kej has officially become a whistleblower, I'm hanging with the best burger makers in the country, there’s a new superfood out there and guess what, it’s desi!  Plus where do you put your pyjamas when you take them off!?

What happened to last weeks episode? Find out today! Plus, our former employer is in the news (again!) and whilst things don’t really surprise us, we had to have a chat about the recent activities involving Donald Trump and the BBC! We’re bumping into throwback celebrities and the robots are coming thanks to Elon Musk! This episode was recorded at Kanchans in Gants Hill (Ilford)… big up the team t...

It all started so well - Kej served up some homemade snacks, (Diwali leftovers) but as we get close to Halloween, Sach isn’t feeling the festivities! Rakhi Sawant is making the headlines and we are all checking out her amazing “Yamantitata”! I’ve been in Wales trying to understand people and Sach is relating to the Chinese and their new rules for influencers!

We are proper gutted that a whole load of Pizza Huts are closing down in the UK… So we are reminiscing about our early visits so this iconic place! There’s been a robbery in Paris, which is straight up like a movie story and Sumo wrestlers have hit London! Oh … and Happy Diwali everybody! 

With Kier Starmer visiting India… Kej’s colleagues are making curry connections! Sach on the other hand loves a sandwich but can’t be arsed with all these international variants! And I’ve had a rude awakening at a hotel where my dreams took over reality!

Kej and I have been to the curry oscars in London and Sach has been on a plane where he met ANOTHER weirdo! Nando’s have got new rules, Heinz have got new flavours for their baked beans and we are celebrating old school hymns!

What are Desis like with their kids on planes? Sach found out on his way to Dubai! Plus there's talk of Farage becoming the next PM… So where would we move to if we HAD to? Undercover food reporter Kej has been reviewing the new Dominos Paneer Pizza and I’ve experienced Oktoberfest in Munich and been challenged to battles by local Germans in nightclubs!

We’re all hanging out at Kej’s house for this one! We’re talking restaurants, birthday meals and celebrating with our mums! There’s also a little march that took place to help “unite Britain”… and we recreated a question that was asked to some of the attendees! And… following my date night with Kej… it’s only right that Sach and I have some “alone time”!

Live from the London Podcast Festival in King’s Cross… Kej and I had a little dinner date without Sach… who’s a little more concerned about a certain bus that’s going around! Plus we are talking weddings, Asian cooking shows and sleeping on your tummy! Massive shout out to everybody who came out to watch us live… You were a wonderful audience and gave us loads of laughs!

Sach has been at the two biggest desi events on the planet this weekend - Hear what he’s got to say about Arijit Singh in London & Breaking Borders in Malta! Kej and I have been suffering the tube strikes and the gloomy cold winter weather! Which got me going about wrapping paper! I mean, what’s the point! Kej has also got issues with useless glove boxes! Get ready for moans and groans and ple...

Start of a new term! The kids are back to school and your Brownload boys are back from their week off! We’re talking about all the flag action going on as well as Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Delhi as well as the new generation of adults who still need their mummy and daddy to sort out their problems… at work! Don’t forget - Our LIVE podcast is happening on the 12th September at Kings Place i...

Another mad week in our world! I’ve been a tourist in my home city and watched a play which I know these two wouldn’t appreciate! Kej went to the first game of the season for his beloved Spurs hoping they’ll lift the cup and meanwhile Sach just wants to lift a decent mug! There’s a genius kid that needs celebrating and the things we learnt! 

Sach’s house is a crime scene, my hotel room was a potential murder scene and Kej is giving speeches about life to 80 year olds! Plus is there a heatwave going on or is this just “summer”? And there’s talk about Jaya Bachchan kicking off all the time as well as the rise in fake weddings!