Tommy's Brownload

It’s all going off… cheating couples getting caught out at Coldplay concerts, Kej getting run over by an Indian on a bicycle, Sach and I have got supermarket issues and I’m offending old ladies! It’s South Asian Heritage month so we are doing our bit for the up-and-coming radio and podcast talent. There’s also celebrity filled garden parties… And a big boxing match from last weekend - Told you it...

The third heatwave of the summer has come and gone! Kej (and his ledge) reckon there’s another heatwave coming! There’s also been Desi's having massive picnics in the park, Sach has got news of a new (and bloomin expensive) salad at Pret and all the brown celebs were at Wimbledon! Was it for the tennis or for something else?

We’re coming at you from Vijays Virasat restaurant in Newbury Park (East London), and there’s plenty to catch up on! National anthems getting remixed, Priyanka Chopra picking her favourite food and India getting its very own Disneyland! Plus there’s news of our next LIVE podcast at the London Podcast Festival! Hope to see you all there!

Sorry Miss! We are late but we got there in the end! It’s been a mad week of festivals, rooftop parties and celebrity encounters! Sach has been sentencing people on jury service and Kej has found a certain toilet roll company guilty of crimes against Asian representation! (Again!)

This podcast felt a little dreamy! I’d had two hours sleep and was joining the boys for a spaced out chat! Luckily Kej & Sach were on good form! Sach has got a list of the best cities around the world for food and Kej has been putting brown into the Isle of Wight!

Recorded at The Willows Banqueting suite in East London, we are full on enjoying the heatwave! I’ve been discovering what men watch on the toilet, Sach is in the unusual spot of being at a wedding, but this time he’s NOT working and Kej is getting used to his new celebrity status! Plus we’re talking festivals and pizza!

We kicked off this podcast by trying out Sach’s Hairy Daddy! Go check out the Brownload Instagram right now to see that! Kej is back from Valencia and he’s excited about Apple’s update! (So sad!!) I went to Robbie Williams concert and also came across a miracle medicine from India which may not be legal - Shhh!

There’s a new chess champion and you guessed it - He’s Desi! So we had to talk about the uproar in the chess world! Plus there’s no stopping Indians when it comes to eating daal and rice! Not even the London Underground! Kej is bunking off and Headmaster Sach ain’t happy! Don’t worry - we have my little bro Simon Sandhu coming in to the rescue!

Recorded in front of a live audience in Harrow… This one was a whole load of fun! Genuinely want to thank everybody for coming out! It’s always great to meet our lovely listeners while we discuss our various issues in the world! Like Kej and his car, a new reality show for America and what the OCI cards mean for NRIs!!

After an awesome international Quiz night in Dubai, Sach and I have the low down on what went down! Kej has watched one of “his types of films” and wants us to get excited about it. There’s talk of the worst salad in the world and our take on the whole Gary Lineker events! (We have first hand experience!) And… as if that’s not enough... we’re getting ready for the live Brownload podcast in Harrow...

After a few technical issues… we are online! Sach is in Dubai and travelled in three times the style! Kej is on the hunt for a hairy Daddy and I’ve been getting way to close to men in the changing rooms! Plus I’m off to Dubai to host the first ever international Brownload quiz night! And don’t forget to grab your tickets to our LIVE recording with an audience in Harrow on Sunday 25th May, (limited...

The very fancy, fashion conscious Met Gala went down and they invited Indian people. If only they could all speak English, then Kej would be happy! Sach is doing his best version of 60 minute home makeovers with his lads and I’m kissing other broadcasters’ Dads! Plus there’s news of our next Brownload live in Harrow (London) with VERY limited seats! So get your £10 tickets now (all the details are...

It’s only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he’s not the only sporting sensation… We’re catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause! 

Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We’re also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!

We’re all together in Kej’s pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there’s a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn’t give a monkey’s!

Still on my holidays but checking in with the Brownload boys for a catch up! Kej is beaming with all the success of a fraudster! And Sach is just so over joyed with life right now! Can I cancel my return flights?

Man, I was jet lagged in this episode! Living my best White Lotus life - I’m in Thailand at the moment! Just in time for there to be a two week heatwave back home! Great!  Sach has been out getting his first trim of 2025 and Kej went for a coffee and got a pleasant surprise!

This podcast is for the dreamers! Those that have had the conversation about what they’d do if they won the lottery! And we’re talking Blue Peter, Neha Kakkar (who’s feeling emotional on stage) and a situation involving lipstick on a man’s shirt from a woman who’s not his wife! But it’s completely innocent… hmmmm?!

Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I’ve had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don’t lie! Kej doesn’t know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligan...

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I’m a local community hero! We’re talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there’s the things we’ve learnt!

Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse?  I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej

Get ready… I’m having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who’s got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I’ll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn’t on the podcast today… and I don’t know why! But as he’s in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I’m in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We’re ta...

Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can’t believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I’ve had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!

Udit Narayans been giving his fans more than just a song! If you’ve seen the news this week, we’ve been discussing his actions! Sach talks aboout traffic light entrepreneurs and while Trump is putting up tariffs… I realised that the word “tariff” is a bit Desi! Kej is hanging out with the UK’s finest in Wetherspoons and there’s a list of the top 5 rudest cities in the UK! The no.1 rudest spot migh...