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Send us a text In this episode, the gang experiences what every TTRPG player has experienced: They have to finish a session that was supposed to be a one-shot, but it’s taking forever. Lucky for us, it’s funny! Rita gets folded up like a paper airplane, the Narrator might get laid, Dax and Grackna discuss how fragile masculinity can be, Rita receives a gift from a mysterious portal, and Kieghan ta...

Send us a text In this episode, the gang does what anyone would do, while playing D&D under the influence of magical psychedelics- turn into opossums and start a riot in a tavern. Grackna makes a love connection, Sunny experiences a little barbaric rage, and Rita throws that ass in a circle. Also, wtf is Dawn supposed to do with a backpack full of rope? Cast:  Dawn, Server - Autumn Potts @litt...

Send us a text In this episode, Dawn and Rita run some errands. We learn more about Viv’s whole story- you know? I’m glad we learn more about her. She’s a nice lady. Sunny gives Dax her sales pitch for vampirism. Rita makes a shocking discovery about koalas, while Dawn gets into mycology. At the end of the episode, the gang rolls for initiative. Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator...

Send us a text How was your summer break? Uh-huh. Wow! And you all hid the body together? Neat! Okay, we’re done talking about you. Our break was fine, but we’re back with a new episode, and we’re mad horny to tell you about it. In this episode, Rita tells Sunny she’s being an asshole. Dawn and Jacksie spend some quality time together in the shitter. Rita avoids distraction, and crunches some seri...

Send us a text We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get this funky little remixed table reading of our pilot episode. The gang swapped roles, and did their very best to play each others' parts (that's not a sex thing). Listen to narrated foley work, the wisened counsel of "The Dick Wolf", and a whole lot of ad libbing. We'll...

Send us a text We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get to hear the latest volume of some of our silliest fucky-wuckies. We fuck up A LOT. Listen to us go on tangents, talk about gay moon sex, splurt that 'gurt, and discuss off-label usage of Fushigi balls. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. Producers Brianne Leeson, Vio...

Send us a text It’s the mid-season finale, and the thrilling conclusion of the mission at Dallas Digital. Why is that chair made of skin? What’s Rita’s beef with Bobby Flay? What does one person do with 5 Fushigi balls? No, really. We we’re asking you. You don’t know either? I guess we should listen to the episode, huh? Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturn...

Send us a text We left you with a bit of a cliffhanger last time, huh? But relax, we're back to offer some answers to that nail biting conclusion. JUST KIDDING! DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR BOOTYHOLES YET! Dawn and Rita find that Dawn's dick-shaped flowchart did NOT account for anything in this entire episode. Uncle Nate kicks some ass, and he also kicks some other things he probably shouldn...

Send us a text In this episode: Tonight's the night! It's the full moon, and the ladies bring Uncle Nate along to help them infiltrate the energy vampire meeting at Dallas Digital Labs. What does this have to do with French patisserie? What's this episode name about? Well, I guess we'll have to listen to figure it out.  Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Milk...

Send us a text When there’s something out of the ordinary in your sexual dreamscape, who are you going to call? The Nutbusters, probably. In this episode, Dawn finds that the Dopplebanger is far from passing the Turing test.  We find Rita revolutionizing dance. Kyle and Vicki discuss 90’s boy bands and art supplies. We get REALLY worried that Dawn is taking her artificer-ing in a not so great dire...

Send us a text In this episode:  Dawn and Rita discuss furry erotica. Kyle enjoys a thrilling conversation about the writings of Heraclitus, with a vital, sexual woman. Carmilla visits Amsterdam, and she’s not even going to any museums. What the fuck? Not even the Van Gogh museum? Whatever, it just sounds like a wasted trip. Anyway, where were we? Oh! Dawn and Sunny discuss higher education and Mr...

Send us a text In this episode! Rita finds a combo of foods that would instantly kill a pilgrim. We take a trip to Jizzleburg, with a layover in Boobtown. Judith entertains a thought experiment with a new friend she makes while out to dinner with Crawford. The ladies have a late night rendezvous in front of the unnecessarily sexy construction worker statue at White Rock Park. Cast: Narrator, Crawf...

Send us a text In this episode! Rita’s phone won’t stop farting.  Dawn shares the beauty of an impeccably organized binder with Viv. We meet a cardigan named Greg. Sunny entertains a particularly HORNY guest on her porch. (It’s a goat man. The guest is a goat man.) Kyle makes a new friend in hell, and they discuss what the heck French Stewart has been up to lately. For real, what’s he been up to?...

Send us a text Crawford is gonna give you a peek at HIS Big D (he means Dallas). Wrap your mouth around a Big Red (That’s a local cream soda), and let Trapper Crawford show you what a REAL man can do. (You’re literally just spending the day at work with him, nothing weird.) You’d better show some respect to this former Texas Ranger, or he’ll eat your ass. (He may mean sexually? I genuinely don’t k...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn and Rita discuss JFK’s boyfriend. Rita takes a trip to the library, and this time, it’s NOT for anonymous sex! Whoa!! Carmilla is both mad and disappointed at her terrible son. An evil unlike we have ever encountered challenges Carmilla. Sunny receives a charming invitation. Cast: Narrator, Crawford, Master Leonard  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Library  -...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn plays cards with a new friend, and for once, she isn’t playing Magic the Gathering. Carmilla gets candid about her TV watching habits.  We learn about demonic genitalia. Carmilla is confronted with the consequences of some of her actions. For real? I thought that didn’t happen to rich people! Cast: Narrator, Nostradamus  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Uriel...

Send us a text In this episode,  Rita grapples with jealousy, and an overprotective good boy. Dawn struggles with allistic people and their need to use SUBTEXT in EVERYTHING. (Just say what you mean, wtf? Like it’s hard?)  Sunny proposes something EXTREMELY CUTE AND GAY. Rita’s Dreamscape gets a little disorganized.  Cast: Narrator, Mister Cock -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, ADHD -  Autumn Pot...

Send us a text In this episode, we learn about doggies! Little puppers! Wif their little baby fangs and their glowing red eyes- wait, what? The gals hunt for what could be the CUTEST demon they’ve ever encountered. Rita throws fistfuls of guacamole at a columbusing restauranteur. We learn about the newest cryptocurrency, Goochcoin.  Cast: Narrator, Wishbone, Crypto-bro  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturne...

Send us a text In this episode: Kyle sets some clear boundaries with Dawn. You know what? Good for him. Sunny gets a surprise in a parking lot, and that isn’t a sexual innuendo for some sex act performed in a car. She’s just in a parking lot, and she is surprised. It’s more exciting than it sounds, but less exciting than the vehicular sex act. The gals get a voicemail from someone who saw their ad...

Send us a text We’re back, BAY-BEE! In this episode, shit’s bugnuts in Dallas. Demons are tearing up straight people trying to bone down in their cars, Sunny has a garage full of VHS tapes, Dawn sounds a lot different, but we aren’t going to make a big deal about it. There’s a 30ft tall dildo, Rita’s beggin’ for a peggin’ from a lady night, and Kyle is experiencing some real executive disfunction....

Send us a text Ya’ll want a little SNEAKY SNEAK of what’s happening in Season 2? You got it, BAY-BEE! For this trailer, we welcome Autumn Potts to the cast, as Dawn.  Season 2 begins on January 15th!  Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts  Rita  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz E...

Send us a text Thanks to some help from her friends, drugs and gas station wine, Rita gets to meet The Narrator. That’s right, not only is Rita breaking Sunny’s rule about no food in the bathtub when you’re high, she’s also breaking the fourth wall. Join her as she regales the Narrator with the REAL story of the nativity, because she was THERE…allegedly.   Cast: Narrator -  Sean Turner @seanwkturn...

Send us a text      Hey Li’l Buddies! Here’s a little bonus episode to tide you over until season 2 premieres on January 15th.      We record our episodes together over Zoom, which helps with our performances, but leads to A LOT of goofs. Enjoy some of our choicest outtakes from season 1, and get the hit song, “Miss Congenial Poop Disease” stuck in your head.  Sound Design by James Leeson Cover ar...

Send us a text Did you know that when Dawn listens to that audiobook in episodes 17 and 18,  Brianne wrote a whole 18 minutes of audio content, full of jokes and quality information about tardigrades, that you barely heard? She thought it would be smart to have Dawn listen to an audiobook, forgetting that she would be the one who had to write that audiobook. Feast your ears on the unauthorized bio...

Send us a text Listen, it’s the dang season finale. After the big news last episode, do we really have to catch you up to speed? You get some answers. You also get some questions. Maybe you get a little bit turned on? Who are we to judge? Enjoy this dummy thicc season finale, Li’l Buddies.  Cast: Narrator, Crawford, Jack  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakid Nate, Kyle, Dea...