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Send us a text In this episode! Debbie harasses an innocent Dawson's Creek fan. Rita may  have killed someone. Rita also might have made a new friend, so I'd say that takes the sting out of the possible manslaughter.  Sunny and Dawn have a heart to heart, while Jacksie tries to find a dry place to take a shit. Leonard flexes his survivalist skills. Kyle eats a new, herbaceous, salty cand...

Send us a text In this episode: Rita and Millie do a breaking and entering! Judith attends a business meeting where there's more talk about cloacas than you'd expect. Dawn, Sunny, Leonard, and Jacksie stop by their local Bennigan's. Leonard finds some highly erotic literature on the ground.  Did you know that with just a few lines, you can change a drawing of a four leaf clover into...

Send us a text In this episode: Jacksie is a big, strong boy- like, more so than usual. Dawn, Sunny, and Leonard arrive in hell. Viv and Kieghan do shrooms together. They don't really know each other super well, so that sounds weird out of context,  but we swear it makes sense. We learn that the Rita is genetically predisposed to enjoy gay oil wrestling. Kyle may or may not be violating someo...

Send us a text In this episode: We take a trip back to a WWII bomb shelter, with Judith! Kieghan nearly sends his weird gay aunts to hell, with his lack of impulse control. Leonard models the most charming novelty backpack. Jacksie does a poop in the kitchen. Debbie is in BIG trouble at work. Rita has issues with soap. Millie tries a carbonated beverage for the first time.  Dawn, Uriel -  Autumn P...

Send us a text In this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad. Rita is handling some new and exciting (derogatory) changes to her body.  Dawn, Germ -  Autumn Po...

Send us a text Anything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date over Vietnamese food. Cardi B is also there? Rita gets acquainted with the fast casual dining...

Send us a text We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing...

Send us a text WE'RE ALMOST BACK, BAY-BEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Here's a little foreplay for season 3. We'll see you on March 15th, Li'l Buddies!  Cast: Brianne Leeson (@AuDHDBri) - Rita Violet Lantz (@ultraviolet222) - Lord Vindicto, Millie Sean Turner (@seanwkturner) - Demon, Narrator Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design Brian...

Send us a text Violet and Brianne made another show (non-fiction this time)! Infodumpies celebrates the autistic and ADHD skill of infodumping, following topics close to Brianne and Violet's hearts, and featuring occasional autistic and ADHD guests. Enjoy a sampling of Infodumpies, and make sure you subscribe to the show on your podcathcer of choice! __________________________________________...

Send us a text Listen, it’s the season finale, ya’ll. After that hell of a cliffhanger for the musical episode, things aren’t looking so great for the gals. Rita- Dawn- separated?! A relationship on the rocks?! I thought this was a goddanged comedy show, but we’re really leaning into the “drama” part of “audio drama” this time, huh?  Cast: Dawn, Warlock 3, Demon 1  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts...

Send us a text It’s a musical extravaganza! Join our GOR-geous, BEAU-tiful starlettes as they tickle your ear holes and dazzle the senses- in an all singing, all dancing, mostly drug-induced cabaret, the likes of which you’ve never heard before.  Will Rita come clean to her undead lesbian lover and soulmate? Will Dawn snap at being tricked into a musical? Find out, in “Dreamscape!: The Musical” Ca...

Send us a text In this episode: Jacksie takes on some personal projects in his room. (Under Rita and Sunny’s bed) Rita works on her mime skills, and she received a thoughtful gift from Sunny that leaves her wracked with guilt. Dawn and Rita grab a couple of frosty mangonadas. Carmilla definitely had nothing to do with the Telemoraid leak. She knew nothing about it, she hates it, and she’s definite...

Send us a text In this episode: Rita learns about proper hoof maintenance. Jacksie meets an old acquaintance.   There *might* be leftover fruit snacks.  Rita awaits hearing back from some contractors on some serious repairs.  Carmilla lays off some of her managerial staff ( By eating them. She eats them. ) Crawford pulls a li’l sneaky on em’.  Leonard gets an EXTREMELY intrusive call from Rita. Ca...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn, Kieghan, Rita, and Viv visit the bustling town of Strappsville.  Rita keeps on trying to be the best ally to her autistic BFF, and makes a disability accommodation for Dawn in the Dreamscape. Listen, if Rita can do it-  who do we have to kill to get them elsewhere?  No, seriously- WHO? Keighan and Rita buckle some swash. Viv looks at wibbly hole. Someone damag...

Send us a text In this episode: We flash WAY back to when Judith and Carmilla first met. Rita pays homage to tap dancing legend, Cora LaRedd. Dawn may be coming around on the idea that The Narrator isn’t an auditory hallucination- wait…NAH, That would be wild if he were real. Nevermind. Judith hatches a plan that’s, I’ll say it- downright sinister. Cast: Abra, Dawn, Metatron, Vamp  -  Autumn Potts...

Send us a text In this episode: We partake in the #oldtimeymedicine challenge. Dawn has made a flow chart, and it is NOT shaped like a beepis this time! Rita learns a new vocab word, and Kieghan makes an enemy- even though he’s just a little guy. Vicki struggles to combat some dodgy potato salad. The mystery of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance is solved. Judith is NOT going to get the security depos...

Send us a text In this episode: Rita shares a mixing bowl full of chili with one of her heroes. Master Leonard shares his thoughts on The OC. Kyle and Vicki have certainly found themselves in quite the predicament, and gas station boner pills may be their ticket out of it.  Carmilla has a phone conversation with Charles. Charlie? Oh, “Carl”? That can’t be right.  Cast: DEA   -  Autumn Potts @littl...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn threatens to strike down Carl with the most heinous of Necromancer curses. Carl teaches us all about why pesto is a great choice for someone who’s trying to sober up after eating an edible and smoking two joints (Ahem…DAWN).  Sunny threatens someone with a gun. Wait, what? It’s Sunny- she probably has her reasons. Rita learns that her favorite hobby, recreation...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn and Rita’s accidental fusion dance leads to an honest heart-to-heart. Dawn calls a friend to help de-Rita her brain. Bertram learns about a giant karate rat. Carl sets a fine example of body positivity. Viv shows up outside of The Workshop, so she’s definitely not some artificer hologram- not that Rita suspected that.  Cast:  Dawn  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpot...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn buys a lap dance, for reasons I’m sure will make a hell of a lot more sense once we listen to the episode. Rita makes some really poor decisions (what’s new). Carl the warlock shows off his collection of Super Sonico statuary. Dawn and Rita learn what it’s like to walk a few hundred feet in the other’s shoes. We meet the coolest kid on all of Victorian England:...

Send us a text (This episode is best enjoyed with headphones.) Hello, my babies- Mistress Boobenheimer here. Enjoy this relaxing, highly erotic, and only slightly foot based, ASMR livestream experience. Listen to the dulcet tones of whale song surround you, in thrilling stereo, as you listen to a tale of historic love and shapely gourds. Cast Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hot...

Send us a text We're taking a short break until February 1st! In the meantime, you wanna listen to us fuck up a whole bunch again? By far our THICCEST blooper reel to date, enjoy a veritable buffet of fart and dick jokes. Also: Check the links below to preorder your "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" shirt! Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor Brianne Leeson Original  music  by...

Send us a text  This holiday season, The Phallus Palace Channel will have you falling in love, and filling your holes. Tune in for our new line-up of original holiday films. Beginning this Friday night at 9/8 Central, see the premiere of the new rom-com, that’s sure to be an instant classic. When Betty Bingus came to Strappsville, she thought the only thing that would be getting topped was the tre...

Send us a text In this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute! Up next, your local news- sponsored by Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Sanguis Pharmaceuticals LOVES the LGBTQ communi...

Send us a text In this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious,  gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye.  Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom....