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I hope you're all standing, because we're about to start a new episode of Thought Cops! Joining us this week is Danny "The Street" Thompson of ShadowForks Games . He's here to talk to us about the ethics in games journalism. Danny also regales us with tales of his trip to E3. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our call into Mega...

Do the thing, this week we have Ian Erickson of Punching Up on Thought Cops. He does the thing. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes SPOILER ALERT. We put all the things we talk about in the episode IN THIS POST. Lurkers beware. This week, we challenge Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise to a pizza roll eating contest, and NEITHER of them take us up on it. Bad...

Darken your eyeshadow and your souls, because this week on Thought Cops we're joined by everybody's favorite resident goth gamer girl, Niko . Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Field Notes If you're not tired of us beating a dead horse by constantly deconstructing the increasing monopolistic stranglehold on audiovisual internet content by Youtube, you're in luck....

Grab an antacid and loosen your belt, it's episode 118 of Thought Cops! This week we're joined once again by the Porklift himself, Allan of Not for Human Consumption , and new guest Lisa of the Garbage and Gold podcast . Both humiliatingly lost to Officer Grant in the horrifying display of humanity that was The 1st Annual NFHC Podcast Super Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition . Video below: http...

Pop a capsule and smash that play button, it's your weekly episode of Thought Cops, with special guest Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness and Explosm.net . Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Show Notes We've got a lot of paperwork to get through this episode. Alabama bans an episode of a children's cartoon . Fucking SJWs. Game of Thrones leaves a water bottle on...

Good day. This week on the beat we're joined by the Hard Men Working Hard , Lakembra , Sam , and Aciou/Vistas . You can listen to them on Soundcloud , Youtube , Patreon , and their Bandcamp . Also check out their monthly podcast Filler Content, which is in basically all those links I just put. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This week in honk honk clown world, we enter the dawn of a new cul...

Bananagram! This week on the beat we're joined by Ari Grabb , creator of Bento Banana , as well as a whole youtube channel full of great content. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This episode, we toss Facebook gore posts, Sonic the Hedgehog (again), Smash Bros meme stages, and "_______ shit particles on it" into the paddy wagon and beat the shit out of them. We also kick a Cubs owner out of...

Here you are, crawling back for more. Go ahead, have another episode of Thought Cops. Deputy Sancho joins us this week, after all. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Like a phoenix, he has risen from the ashes. That's right, that horrible live-action Sonic that everyone hates is getting a redesign thanks to your complaining. Alex Jones gets kicked off of facebook, severing his last line of bro...

Bon jour! This week we're joined by Chicago comedian Bontrager. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Officer Kevin is finally back from Japan, and the squad car is hitting the streets hard. We take out the "honk honk, clown world" bullshit, people instagramming movies, and the poor souls in this world who are the only people on the entire planet who have never seen Game of Thrones. We cover this...

Konnichiwa! You're tuning into Thought Cops radio scanner channel 69.6. Officer Kevin is currently radioing into the show in the middle of an undercover reconnaissance mission in Neo-Toyko 3 to investigate the horrors that video games are plaguing upon the public discourse this week. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour if you'll be in Chic...

This week on Thought Cops we're joined by Lars and Joe of The First Podcast . We were also on an episode of theirs that has yet to come out, but in the meantime check out the Officer Grant solo episode . Support the show on Patreon Show Notes IF YOU'RE IN OR AROUND CHICAGO AUGUST 22ND, make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkino...

Lock and load bitch, it's episode 110 of Thought Cops. This week we're joined by Chicago comedian and owner of The Storefront , Alex Prevolos , and his cousin Marty aka @extremelypeace on Twitter. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes We've hit 30k downloads! Thanks everybody for listening! Let's keep those numbers growing, tell all your friends, family members, and Tinder dates to listen and sub...

Hands up! This week on Thought Cops we're joined by Joey Agliata of Jump and Shoot: a Mega Man Podcast . Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Joey helps us nab perps off the street this week, such as worn-out Florida Man memes, people with anime avatar profile pics, lazy pieces of shit who won't make their own lives better, and having to do your taxes because the government likes giving you home...

PRESENTING: episode 108 of Thought Cops, with America's Wingman himself, host of The Dick Show , Dick Masterson . Also the creator of New Project 2 and a timeless masterpiece of satire . He gets to be on episode 108 because he never got a 108 of his own on The Biggest Problem (rest in peace). Support the show on Patreon Show Notes  This week, Dick helps us tackle the problems of Instagram/Snapchat...

Happy Garbage Day, everybody! This week on Thought Cops, we have returning champion Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage ! Support the show on Patreon Show Notes As we mentioned this episode, there's a new shirt for sale on the Thought Cops store . I hope to sell at least one of them. This week, we uncover the problems with the #yanggang and memetic warfare, an episode of the Simpsons promoting a chil...

This week on Cops, we have everyone's favorite caller Gumshoe Niko calling in, live and on the Thought Crime Hotline . Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Starting off with the world famous "two minutes of hate" segment we always do, we all argue about which way toilet paper go , the " girl hate " phenomenon and how to stop doing it, and the plight of the non-jacket wearers and the discriminati...

TONIGHT, ON THOUGHT COPS: Chicago Comedian Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs , which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective . Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This episode, we're talking about how beer has become the internet's new bacon . And how every single platformer nowadays is a "Soulslike Metroidvania." We also cover the highly controversial Momo...

Click, click, boom! It's another episode of Thought Cops, featuring  Jake Flores  of Pod Damn America ! Show Notes Federales, listen up: be sure to subscribe to Podzooky and Rock Bottom Cast this week to catch some hot guest appearances from your favorite officers of the thought. We also discuss some creative ideas people have been utilizing with our $10 Patreon tier . Our listeners are the best,...

Hell yeah... it's another episode of Thought Cops. This week, we are accompanied by Tony of Hack The Movies and Cinemassacre ! Support the show on Patreon Show Notes Childhood ruined: the new Aladdin cashcow in the works from Disney finally showed off it's new look for the Genie. Surprise: he's blue! Surprise: it sucks! Thought you heard the last of the "-gate" suffix? Well, think again! Kamala Ha...

Get in, loser. It's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedian Andrew Shankland ! Support the show on Patreon Show Notes It's been a busy week. We guested on the latest episode of Here's What I Don't Get . And you can GET it HERE . Sorry guys, saw the opportunity and had to go for it. We've also been more active on our twitch channel recently, so don't forget to s...

Lock and load, because we're back for "season two" of Thought Cops: Episode 101! We're back from our post-100 break, and we're joined this week by Riley from Anti-Social Entertainment and his friend Bird or Longneck or whatever other moniker he decides to go by in the upcoming months. Support the show on Patreon   Show Notes This week's show is all about catching up on the last two week's worth of...

Thanks everybody! Support the show on Patreon Officer Kevin and Officer Grant take a "look back" at their "legacy" thus far over, at some of the "greatest hits" of the past 100 episodes. My memory may be a bit foggy on these, but they sound familiar? This episode isn't just about the Thought Cops, though. This is a celebration of YOU- the listeners! Lots of friends of the show chime in with some c...

Strap on and strap in, the Thought Cops are joined by adult performer  Charlotte Sartre this week, AKA Goth Charlotte ! Show her some love by supporting her on  OnlyFans.com . And you can always support us by: Support the show on Patreon Charlotte tells us about all of the "C-words" in her line of work, and how it's just best in general not to be a total C-word. We agree. We also talk about how "T...

Welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by three-peat champion Asterios Kokkinos! Asterios is a comedian from New York, and the host of 48,000 podcasts you can all find in the Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory . Support the show on Patreon It's the start of a new year, which means we've brought all of last year's problems over the threshold to ruin everyone's internet experience one obnox...

iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Larry Bleidner of That Larry Show ! Support the show on Patreon Larry helps us attack the issues of the week, such as the Patreon debacle, all the lawsuits against Fortnite, Sweden's "man-free" music festival found guilty of discrimination, and a gender neutral Santa debate that doesn't really exist. We a...