Thought Cops

Konnichiwa, Coplings. Welcome to Case File 96 of Thought Cops, featuring Davepretendo, otherwise known by his alter ego Sephirothsword57 . Support the show on Patreon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mO2PJKKS2Q We walk back our comments on celebrity deaths by sticking it the the "celebrity death trolls" this week. How many times am I going to have to google "Adam Sandler dead", my fingers shaking...

Climb aboard, it's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedians Aaron Klopfer and Brianna Murphy , and we try very hard to stay on task. Results may vary, but you won't complain now, will you? Support the show on Patreon This week, we tackle celebrity deaths. The ones that matter, at least. We (Grant) get mad at our phones for not doing what we tell them to do. Dar...

Garrett Hunter from Mega64 touches down this week to help us do what we do best every week- dish out divine justice to those who mildly irritate us. Support the show on Patreon In this episode, dedicated to Gamer-Americans everywhere, we discuss the disappointment that is the PlayStation Classic. However, we also reminisce on the good times. Lego Island, anyone? You guys play that one? An absolute...

We're expecting! A new episode, that is. Get your sex pumpkins ready everyone because  Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us from down under this week! Support the show on Patreon The Proud Boys need a new leader, but will Augustus Gloop be the boy to lead them to victory against lesbian Thanksgiving parades? Tune in to find out! We also discuss the hilarious cut content of W*nnie the P*oh fr...

Wee-oo wee-oo! It's a classic-flavored episode, with Grant and Kevin kicking asses, taking names, and recording a podcast! Support the show on Patreon Kevin returns again from California to talk about Mega64 GameDays, and a live vieiwng of the Rubin Report. LA, baby, you never know what you're gonna get. We've also got a special message from good boy  Rocco Botte of Mega64 that you'll want to hear...

Welcome to episode 91 of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon This week, we're joined by fellow Chicago podcast host Steven Russell B from the show Everything Must Go ! You can find him on Twitter and Instagram . Steven helps us fight internet crime such as peoples' inability to understand basic statistics, Youtube comment section sob stories, and No-Nut November. We also nab this week's bigg...

Ahoy, and welcome aboard S.S. Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon This week, we are joined by Chicago comedian Alex Prevolos of the comedy group The Storefront ! They're always doing lots of cool things, so be sure to check them out ! Here's our Shrek Fest video we mentioned in the episode if you haven't seen it already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Ase1P-K2g If you are a subscriber on...

Happy Hangover-ween, everyone! Ugh. Support the show on Patreon Alcohol- is it good or bad? You listen to this episode and be the judge. We partied a little too hard on pre-Halloween weekend, and look at what's become of us. Thank you Zwick and GUMSHOE  Niko for coming along for the ride. This week, Justin Bieber eats a burrito the wrong way, and the internet loses it's mind! Who gives a fuck. Apu...

Internet legend Lowtax joins us this week! The creator of Something Awful , Gaming Garbage , and Murder the Internet lends us his many years of online outrage expertise to help dish out divine justice to those who mildly annoy us. Support the show on Patreon It's Halloween time. So get ready for an influx of skeleton gifs and "2 spoopy" culture that's almost too cute to step all over, but fuck it,...

Your two favorite playable-character hosts are back! The Thought Cops are on the beat! Support the show on Patreon We are joined by Deputy Peter  who lends us his side of the emotional labor in this year's edition of "Halloween Costumes That Might Be Awkward To Show Up At A Party In". Deputy Niko stops by to chime in as well! Taylor Swift broke her political silence this week. And we've been waiti...

Hold on tight. That's right. We're back. And we're joined by Mike Mancini of the Black Sheep, once again! Mike talks about the Black Sheep's newest interactive video series "Comment Below". Have a look for yourself and join in on the fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6booYtjl4m8 We reached our first stretch goal on Patreon ! Thank you so much to all who donate, and if ya haven't? You're missin'...

Put on your Super Crowns and strap in for another episode of Thought Cops! This week we're joined by our show's own Stenographer, who is fortunate enough to work in a place where they don't print off memes and stick them on the fridge. Bow before her power and might. This episode, we talk about memes in the wild, THAT being a thing, and the long anticipated rant on the Kiki Challenge. You're gonna...

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We're back. We got it right this time. We really almost couldn't get it together this week. The cousins return!  Blake and Justin lend their wise minds to the show, to touch on things such as why good girls always fall for bad guys.  Riley  from Mighty Morphin Power Hour was in town visiting and joined us on mic as well! This week's all about the heroes in society. Not speaking metaphorically, of...

Welcome to the swamp- it's Thought Cops, "Episode 82"! This week, we're joined by Deputy Niko ! Niko came with us on our pilgrimage to Shrek Fest. So we talk about the disaster that was. You can also  commission her to draw normal stuff, Shrek Rule 34 stuff, and more, here . How is this podcast still free? Oh wait, it's better than free if you donate to our Patreon . We talk about that stupid face...

Wiggity-wiggity-welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Andrea and Mackenzie of the Talk of Shame podcast! It's another wacky cartoon crossover, folks! Before we get into the serious bullshit, we have new merch from John Sammis ! Stunning. Come get some over at our store to support us ! We'd really, really appreciate you! Ahem. So... Louis CK's in the news, huh? Eh... Uh... Hey, Alex J...

This, is "Episode 80". And these, are our stories. This week, our bitter rival Allan Foster of the podcast  Not For Human Consumption   joins us, as does returning friend of the show Deputy Josh ! Speaking of the show: we have shirts and hoodies available for sale now ! Wow. Incredible. You can get one of these yourself over at our store ! Tell your friends about the show without telling them anyt...

Welcome to episode 79 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Antoids , the Reverse Audio Engineer of the Biggest Problem in the Universe Uncucked Episodes . He also has a YouTube channel, Digital Roots , and a brand new podcast called Branching Out . He's also got a Patreon . If you've been following our battle against Not For Human Consumption to get onto the See You Next Tuesday Podcasting...

Welcome to Thought Cops- where if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Wow, that rhymes, awesome. It's "Episode 78", and we are joined by the one and only Justin Whang ! Justin's YouTube channel just surpassed 150,000 subscribers. If you are a fan of the work we do here on Thought Cops, there is a pretty good chance that you'll enjoy Justin's work as well. https://youtu.be/F5tj2eWRuDw So, le...

Strap in, we're back. It's Thought Cops, "Episode 77", we're calling this one. This week, we are joined by the wonderful Sriracha ! She produces plenty of works online, including, but not limited to: Porg Chatter , Waifu Wars , and Asterios Kills A Kid . She also just got back from Brony Con, and has some stories to spill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFZOcAvCKs We face all sorts of unrest thi...

Hey everyone, it's finally time for episode 76 of Thought Cops! Our good friend Brett of Big Time Garbage  came to visit us from Neo-Detroit. We meet for the first time IRL and it was 100% normal and fun. He even tried Malört and said he really liked it. I hope you have your straws ready, because this episode is juicy. We talk about irony haters, ice cream havers, and I I I don't even know where e...

Come one, come all (nice), to the show that never ends: Thought Cops, "Episode 75". This week, boyfriend of the show Gumshoe Robbie joins us yet again to impart upon us his trademark wisdom. Make sure to check out his band The Dirty Nines . They rule. Guess what? Yep, you guessed it. We get into it again this week. We get into all sorts of trouble: Star Wars prequel apologists. Unreliable sources...

Welcome to another entry in the Thought Cops podcast canon: "Episode 74". This week we are joined by "Steve" AKA @extranapkins . He runs his own podcast Good Smell Flannel . You can check out his screen prints, comics, and more at  brokenpants.com and  Steve's Cards .   The train keeps on rollin' this week. We discuss Facebook's take on the declaration of independence, Ron Paul's take on cartoons,...

Hope you brought your appetite, because it's an all-you-care-to-eat buffet here on Thought Cops, "Episode 73"! The Shrimp Boys ( Luke , David , and Wyatt ) join us in-studio for an episode so tasty, you'll be coming back for seconds. And maybe thirds, but keep in mind it's an all-you-care-to-eat buffet, and not an all-you-CAN-eat buffet. First of all, major shout-out to the artist who designed our...

Rack em! It's Thought Cops: "Episode 72". This week, we got Allan Foster  from Not For Human Consumption ! We really care about podcasting, do u? This week, we ask the hard hitting question: can a cartoon be TOO sexy? If you sheepishly said "no", you're a sex pervert. But hey, that's just movie magic at work. Speaking of movie magic, Hollywood made the new Jurassic Park movie less gay. Dinosaurs a...