Thought Cops

Quick, come inside, you're just in time for Thought Cops, "Episode 71"! This week we're joined by Tab, also known as Madcucks . Tab is the co-host of the podcast Here's What I Don't Get , and is our second guest to survive the infamous Lolsuit . This week, we get into all sorts of trouble. Daddy-daughter dances, Albert Einstein's theory of racism, and lots of E3 drama! Has Waluigi become the new P...

Welcome to Episode 70 of thoughtcops.butts! This week, we're joined by Jake and Ron of Big Sword Panel, who help us ring in 10,000 DOWNLOADS of Thought Cops with a freshly opened bottle of Jeppson's Malort. Jeppson's Malort: now when people tell you to pick your poison, you can! We have a good amount of voicemails to go through this episode, plus we try and clear the air on the Asterios vomit audi...

Nobody fixes anybody's life, and everything gets worse: welcome to Thought Cops. Episode 69, nice. The year is 2019, and this week we're joined once again by Asterios Kokkinos . He just survived the New York court system and is back to tell us all about it. Check out his Patreon , patreon.com/asterios , to see the court transcripts of his ramshackle affair. Can anyone say COUNTERSUIT?!?!? This epi...

Kneel (or stand) before your podcast overlords, it's Thought Cops episode 68! This week,  Dan Bach  joins us to talk about the hard hitting issues of the week, such as  cartoons . Speaking of men in their 30s who are angry about cartoons, did you know you can get sued by your parents for not moving out of the house? CNN investigates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7e-0X8lds Oh yeah, we also get...

Welcome to This is America: Podcaster's Edit. Episode 67 of Thought Cops is here to white privilege you right in the dick. This week we're joined by Ari Grabb , animator extraordinaire. He's worked on such project's as Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos and Adult Swim's new show Hot Streets. Here's a link to his Youtube channel . And here's his website . https://youtu.be/hHC7Bfg_BZ4 We've got two new su...

Happy "Winesday!!!"~~ Welcome to "Wine and Thought Crime," here on 69.6 WKUK the Cuck! The only podcast where we don't keep going unless the wine keeps flowing!  🍷 🌺 🍷 Galpals Karen and Gwen get into some really tricky topics this week- yikes! Well, it's like we always say here on the show, "if you can't do the time, don't drink the wine"! That's right, and this week's gossip comes directly fro...

Welcome to Episode 65 of Thought Cops! This week we team up with Connor of the Thot Police, because sometimes we all need reinforcements. Following up with our Brouroboros contest, here's Ben Carson's submission: Email or tweet us your submission at thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com . Here's the Dave Rubin video we were making fun of, plus the best campaign ad I've ever seen before in my entire life, f...

Presented in mind-bending 64-bit graphics, welcome to Thought Cops episode 64! This week we're joined in-studio by Mr. Ben Carson who draws pictures of us. In addition, joining us from Neo-Michigan, we chat with David from Dreamkeepers ! Here's a video of the cartoon pilot "Hard Crime" that he pitched to Comedy Central: https://youtu.be/fx3kDwmMfO4 We also challenged our listeners to draw their be...

Welcome to Episode 63 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by the very funny, the very talented, the very beautifu l,  Mumkey Jones  from Youtube ! He's also on Patreon , and is soon to be releasing a book . Here's one of his more notable videos where he interviews Pickle REE, the guy who jumped on a counter at McDonald's demanding szechuan sauce: https://youtu.be/oUk2ksue48I This week, we tal...

Welcome to Thought Cops! Episode 62. Kevin's back from his trip to Los Angeles to find the American dream, but instead ended up coming back with a $50 piece of avocado toast. This episode was packed with outrage. The Simpsons respond to controversy . Taylor Swift covers Earth, Wind, and Fire, and that's racist because she's white . Moby hates poor people . Bully Hunters becomes a thing and then al...

Welcome to Episode 61 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Lil Slime aka SpookyboiUWU aka kevin watch the light dude aka this guy: You won't get it unless you're a 90's kid. This episode, we talk about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one-sided gaming articles plaguing our country. Also though, we talk about Soundcloud clout goblins, garlic that comes out in a single clove, the yodelin...

Welcome to Episode 60 of Thought Cops! Tonight, the Cops welcome local Chicago comedian Aaron Klopfer . This week, we're punishing people using the new brackets meme, identity thieves, unsolicited pleas from Soundcloud artists, and kids I went to school with in Kindergarten that make up rhymes to make you take less time at the drinking fountain. Also, we cover the possible revival of Last Man Stan...

Welcome to Thought Cops, Episode 59! Tonight, Jay welcomes: Zwick, audio engineer and producer extraordinaire! AKA, the guy that edits audio for Asterios Kokkinos . You can find him on twitter at @dude2o . Or if you're angry at him for some reason, @dude20 . This week, we're hating for a full 2 minutes on the real color of tennis balls, professional journalist Pim Tool, and people who brag about h...

Hello, and welcome to episode 58 of Thought Cops! Live from the city of Yew Nork on March 21st, the Year of Malort. This week, we're joined by Jake of Big Sword Panel and Ben Carson. Not the brain surgeon, the guy who did our awesome artwork. This episode, we talk about stupid movie trailers, celebrity death catharsis, unsolicited social media followers, Elon Musk's foray into the world of comedy,...

Welcome to Episode 57 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Deputy Josh,  who makes up 100% of our South Korean fan base. Everyone give him a big "Konnichiwa." Before we start off about this week, some news and announcements. First off, hello to any and all new listeners. This weekend alone, both Thought Cops were on Asterios's Kokkino's's Science Friction bonus episode , Engineer Riley's po...

Welcome to Episode 56 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Mike Mancini of The Black Sheep and formerly of Booze Before Noon , R.I.P. in Peace. Booze Before Noon, not Mike Mancini. This episode, we're talking Porn Viruses, the use of the "n-word" while studying law at DePaul , fat-shaming cancer research ads , @carloscruz2016 , boners sticking out of sleeping bags , Kim Kardashian's anime o...

Welcome to Episode 55 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Gumshoe Russel from Surf Party USA . This episode, we pour ourselves a nice cold glass of chocolate milk to celebrate diversity , as we talk about Gucci Turbans , Fergie destroying America's freedom , people proving Steven Crowder wrong, and Christian apologist Dinesh D'Souza takes some grieving teenagers down a peg. Here's a live v...

Welcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by our show's Stenographer, who still hasn't done a single transcript of the show. We're going to drop her pay another 7%. What's 7% of zero? Speaking of pay, make sure to sign up for our Patreon, at patreon.com/thoughtcops . We're going to do our first bonus episode in the next week or two, and it's only $2. Hurry while supplies last! We've already...

Welcome to Thought Cops, Episode 53! This week we're joined by Biggest Mikey of the Biggest Mikey Podcast! You can find him on Twitter , Youtube , Patreon , iTunes , and fuckin a hundred other places if you Google his name. So make sure to give his show a listen, I think fans of this show would enjoy his show very much. This episode, Mikey helps us take down people in online bloodsports, people wh...

Welcome to episode 52 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Dave Pretendo of SephirothSword57 fame. Here's one of his hilarious videos regarding the recent Logan Paul controversy. Take a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ_amkw3-fc This week, considering we've hit episode 52, marks almost a year since we started the podcast. So to celebrate that, we're announcing our very own PATREON !...

Welcome to episode 51 of Thought Cops! This week we're joined by Riley of the podcast Antisocial Engineering ! This week we talk Netflix boycotts and bans due to Monique and Tom Segura. We also talk about BITCONNECT! and how to lose all your Bitcoins by giving them to a website that most people online have called a ponzi scheme for years. We also bring up China's ban on hip-hop (not surprising) an...

Welcome to Episode 50 of Thought Cops! I don't know how we got here, but we're here now after almost a year, serving up hot internet justice every week for 50 weeks in a row. Big thanks to everyone who listened, subscribed, commented, left a voicemail, left an email, called in as a guest, shared with a friend, or helped support the show in any way. There's still a lot more to come. The fan base is...

Ope! Welcome to episode 49 of Thought Cops. This week, we're joined by Deputy Blake and Deputy Blake's Cousin Deputy Justin. They're starting their own spin-off podcast called Kissing Kousins, that's right, with three two K's. Also, I'm just kidding. This week, we try and find out who's the real person and who's the alter ego between Buck Hunter and Nate Underarmor. We also talk about the Golden G...

Wee-woo, welcome to Thought Cops! This episode, we jump the horse and play a bunch of voicemails and comments we've gotten over the past few weeks. We spend about half the episode talking about the Logan Paul snafu, and no, I'm not linking to it. It's been taken down anyway and I'm not going out of my way to find it. Is this one of the rare times when the internet outrage mob was justified? TUNE I...

WHAT'S UP YOU CUCKS OUT THERE, YOU'RE TUNING INTO 69.6 WKUK THE KUCK, WITH YOUR FAVORITE MORNING ZOO FUN CREW! THIS IS THE ONLY MORNING RADIO SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SENSITIVE ISSUES THAT OFFEND EVERYONE IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T OFFEND ANYONE.  THIS MORNING, DJ KEVIN AND DJ GRANT TACKLE THE ISSUES FACING THE COUNTRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, LIKE MANSPLAINING, BAD VIDEO GAMES, COMEDIENNES LIKE ILANA SCHL...