Kevin Podas and Grant Mooney

Thought Cops

Comedy EN ↓ 321 episodes

Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.comThe Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.

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Kevin Podas and Grant Mooney

Episodes

Case File 146 with Peter and Niko 16.12.2019 1:14:06

We, for all intents and purposes, out here. Peter and Niko are back! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! The decade is about to come to a close, and we take a moment to look back on and discuss the worst things to happen between 2010 and now. Egg discourse takes place on...

Case File 145 with Marty 11.12.2019 1:21:14

Open this post for a surprise, and like it when you see it! Deputy Marty returns for yet another episode of this week's Thought Cops! You can follow him on twitter HERE . iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Are you in the right headspace for a new episode? Have you been thinking sexual thoughts about us that you'd like to share? Well hit that subscribe...

Case File 144 with Robert Kuschell 04.12.2019 1:14:15

Another episode of the podcast called Thought Cops is here. And this time, we've got Chicago comedian Robert Kuschell along for the ride. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The day of reckoning... is here! Hope you had your pizza, because Papa John is about to set the record straight . Popular twitch twerp Ninja talks shit about sportsball in an epic...

Case File 143 with Ari Grabb 26.11.2019 1:22:46

*braahhp* Ari Grabb , creator of Bento Banana and animator on Rick And Morty returns to the show! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/Hwqw9Pmp8so Field Notes Happy Thoughtsgiving! We're gonna tell our kids this was a good podcast. Lots of stuff happening this week, but it's not a big deal for us or anything. We have the mental capacity/space to...

Case File 142 with Aaron Klopfer 19.11.2019 1:18:45

Is there a podcast-HER? Mentally unsound comedian Aaron Klopfer makes his triumphant return to Thought Cops! Make sure you check out his YouTube page KloppTube for all sorts of content you would expect from a man who uses facebook status updates in place of weekly therapy sessions. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Kevin made his Mega64 debut this we...

Case File 141 with Vito Gesualdi 12.11.2019 1:20:21

Vito Gesualdi joins us this week on Thought Cops to help us do heroic shit while wearing capes. You can follow him on Twitter , check out his Youtube channel, and purchase his board game Enemy Weapon here . iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we get our hands into the Epstein coverup story, which somehow takes second seat to the new Pokemon...

Case File 140 with Slime Da Garbage Mane 05.11.2019 59:09

It's slime time- Slime Da Garbage Mane returns to the show! Check out that track at the end of the episode right here . iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Check out our newest video: Who is WHANG!? - Scary Stories To Tell Online . The ultimate send-up of the one and only Justin Whang . Hey, he had it coming! Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube...

Case File 139 with Brandon Kirkman 30.10.2019 1:10:27

Boo! On this very spooky Halloween special, we've got returning champion Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs , which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective, back on Thought Cops for round two! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're on Stitcher now ! If you use that, make sure to subscribe. This week we battle ag...

Case File 138 with Charls Carroll 21.10.2019 1:20:54

Good boy Charls Carroll joins us for a special Thought Cops episode, full of laughter and mirth to be had by all. You may know Charls from his days with Million Dollar Extreme and World Peace, or from his project Bombstrap , or even from his Twitch streams . Hell, he even has his own World ! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Boomers got you down? Cal...

Case File 137 with Lilith Lovett 15.10.2019 1:08:28

This week on Thought Cops, we're joined by the fantastic Lilith Lovett , aka Medizy ! You may know Lilith from her Twitter account, her Twitch streams , or from her appearances on Short Fat Otaku ! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Post your four favorite Jokers and Officers Kevin and Grant will decide whether or not you have rights. That's the Thoug...

Case File 136 with Jake Jacobson 08.10.2019 54:24

Konnichiwa! This week on Thought Cops, we're joined by Jake Jacobson, formerly Mark Whitney of the former American Tribune, currently the curator of the This is an Interesting Political Compass page on Facebook. He's here to help promote our joint venture NARUTO RUN AROUND EVERY TRUMP TOWER (IN THE WORLD), an event you should definitely check-in to and invite all your friends to . iTunes: Listen,...

Case File 135 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64 01.10.2019 1:16:54

We sure do love ya- Garrett Hunter is back on the show! Garrett is a member of the comedy group Mega64 , who have been putting out top-tier videos online since 2003 . Garrett also hosts a weekly Mega64 streaming/call-in show, the Poorly Played Stream, every Wednesday night over on their twitch channel ! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We announced...

Case File 134 with Mitch Kamaiopili 24.09.2019 1:12:42

Mitch up in this bitch (sorry). Mitch Kamaiopili co-runs Slide Into Your DM's - a monthly comedy showcase in Chicago with a D&D twist! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Cool fanart by Berries n' Cream ! This week, school shootings have gone out of style , but vapes have never been cooler . I guess life is always about trade-offs. We've also got upda...

Case File 133 with Jack Allison 17.09.2019 1:05:40

Jack of all trades (sorry Jack): Jack Allison joins us this week! Jack has written for both Jimmy Kimmel and the Academy Awards, and currently hosts the podcast Struggle Session , and a morning show JackAM which streams weekdays on Twitch. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Guess what? You made the cut on our facebook friends list purge, so you owe it...

Case File 132 with Brad Carter of The Phone Losers of America 10.09.2019 1:16:25

Phone's ringing, pick it up! It's Brad Carter from The Phone Losers of America and The Snow Plow Show , on this week's episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We've got a whole bunch of updates for you all this week. We have a new episode of Fire Bros , our bonus show, out this week. Also, every bonus episode we've ever done is now...

Case File 131 with Brianna Murphy 04.09.2019 1:21:09

The only good riot is a laugh riot (sorry) and this week we got one for ya: Brianna Murphy is back! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about doing our first ever live show , and we hit the ground running in one of our wildest eppys yet! Dave Chappelle's latest Netflix special rustles some feathers, hey, speaking of feathers, we talk about th...

Case File 130 LIVE with Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha 27.08.2019 1:03:07

Finally- a live Thought Cops spectacular. And what better way to kick off our first live show than with our good friends Asterios Kokkinos and Sirancha , at the beautiful Crowd Theater in Chicago ! It isn't Thought Cops On Ice, but it is the next best thing. https://youtu.be/nuOe4HCJqmw iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Asterios and Sirancha stop by...

Case File 129 with Roast Mortem Cast 19.08.2019 1:40:01

This week on Thought Cops we're joined by all four members of the podcast Roast Mortem ! If you haven't checked em out yet, they do a great show where they roast the shit out of dead people. And as it turns out, most of them deserve it. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, Cody , Mike, Tom , and Travis throw their history books out and p...

Case File 128 with Justin Whang 13.08.2019 1:10:10

Creator of Tales From The Internet , Justin Whang ( Instagram / Twitter ) is back on the show! Justin's channel is about to hit 500,000 subscribers, so be sure to hit that big red subscribe button and you might just be the lucky 500,000th subscriber. Maybe Justin will give you a prize or something, I don't know. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Poin...

Case File 127 with Nicky Martin 07.08.2019 1:00:08

Livin' la vida- just kidding. Welcome back to Thought Cops- where the hits. Just. Keep. Coming. That's right. This week we've got Nicky Martin in "da" house. Nicky has been the host of Chicago Underground Comedy for several years and we are seeing him off before he moves to Los Angeles to be near The Industry. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We gue...

Case File 126 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage 30.07.2019 1:35:27

It's that time of the week, folks: garbage day, once again. Our good friend Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage was in Neo-Chicago this week so you know that we had to do it to 'em. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We might have had a little too much Malört this episode, but that's never stopped us from doing our civic duty and doing it like a mother f...

Case File 125 with Alex Schultz of Be Nice To Me Productions 25.07.2019 1:18:51

Well hey, would you look at that! With us this week is Alex Schultz of Be Nice To Me Productions , a Chicago-based YouTube sketch comedy group, with some real wild-ass vidz that must be seen to be believed. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Hey guys, there is an app on your phone that makes you look like an old FUCK. Check it out- here's me! Bagel Bo...

Case File 124 with Luke Taylor of The Shrimp Boys 15.07.2019 1:18:00

Go nuts- we've got Luke Taylor of The Shrimp Boys and Helltrap Nightmare in studio with us this week after waging a posting war against Mr. Peanut and his many minions. Luke runs us through his harrowing tale of getting lightly salted, and lightly cancelled. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Neo-Chicago, we're in you! You beautiful cyberpunk city, I...

Case File 123 with Martin Felshman 10.07.2019 59:21

Greetings! This week we have Chicago comedian Martin Felshman in studio (bedroom). Martin runs the weekly show Cupcake Comedy Cabaret here in Chicago, so if you've got a sweet tooth and want some laughs, don't miss it! Martin is also the co-host of another Chicago podcast, Podzooky ! So if you wanna hear about kaiju and want some laughs, don't miss it! Oh yeah, Niko is here too! iTunes: Listen,...

Case File 122 with Derrick Acosta of Mega64 03.07.2019 1:30:39

This week we're joined by Derrick Acosta of Mega64 and the Heartslayers podcast on episode 122 of Thought Cops! Make sure to give him a follow and a watch and a listen on all platforms ! And check out this amazing fucking Metal Gear Solid video Mega64 made a little over a month ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-i9unRCvsA&feature=youtu.be iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the s...