Kevin Podas and Grant Mooney

Thought Cops

Comedy EN ↓ 321 episodes

Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.comThe Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.

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Kevin Podas and Grant Mooney

Episodes

Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games 23.06.2020 1:33:05

E3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny "The Street ' Shadowforks '" Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Unironically, there's a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find wher...

Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios 17.06.2020 1:11:55

We're back! And this week we're joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios . You can follow him on Youtube , Instagram , Twitter , Facebook , just make sure you follow him! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Did we miss anything ? We might've taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn't have predicted what happened to the country last we...

Case File 168 with Tyler Russo 03.06.2020 52:04

What else can be said right now? Here's some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/fOsqsNkhneo Field Notes We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny. Priest...

Case File 167 with Aaron Klopfer 26.05.2020 1:18:13

There may be no Aaron Klop-him , but there is an Aaron Klopfer , and he's with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops! AUDIO. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanti...

Case 166 with Sirancha and Niko of Darksyde Jills 20.05.2020 1:21:58

What's this, a crossover episode? Sirancha and Niko from Darksyde Jills join the battle this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode, we finally put an end to bodyshaming . Again . For like the fifth time or something. We pop a couple caps into the new Cal-Arts Toucan Sam , and take Chrissie Teigen 's twitter account away...

Case 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and Shrekfest 14.05.2020 1:40:11

Don't lean in, listen in! Grant Duffrin from Shrek Retold , Shrekfest , and the3gi fame joins the fight, this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes In this week's action-packed Thought Cops adventure, we reveal a new story arc. We're going to be in the next iteration of Shrek Retold ! We also make fun of Elon Musk and his new kid Mi...

Case File 164 with Zwick 29.04.2020 1:09:19

Sit back, relax, and pop open a bag of Corn Nuts, because Commissioner Zwick the Editor is here for the newest Thought Cops episode. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes As depressing as this lockdown has been, we can always rely on Tom Hanks to buy us all typewriters and, donate his blood to science ? I always knew he was a superhero. Tom Hanks can't s...

Case File 163 with Jeremy Kaplowitz of Hard Drive 22.04.2020 1:07:27

Your cool friends might've all already heard this one, but send it to them anyway! Jeremy Kaplowitz , Editor in Chief of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Jeremy is also the Campaign Manager of Ace Watkins , the Gamer President, and has his own podcast, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Show . iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Who censors the c...

Case File 162 with Brian and Jim of Drink a Beer and Play a Game 14.04.2020 1:28:13

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Jim and Brian of Drink a Beer and Play a Game join us this week! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about K*rens and M*chaels this week, how how to avoid a terminal case of PlayStation wrist, according to top scientists at OnlineCasino.ca . People can't jack it to the new Resident Evil game, and DuckTales? More like FuckTales...

Case File 161 with Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage 08.04.2020 1:19:26

Brett Mercer from Big Time Garbage joins the Thought Cops once more another fresh episode! April Fools, no he didn't. Just kidding, April Fools is CANCELLED. No but really, he's on this episode, and you should listen. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes April Fool's may be cancelled, but self-quarantined social isolationism isn't. We're all in our resp...

Case File 160 with Asterios Kokkinos 01.04.2020 1:27:18

Turn your volume knob all the way up, because The Loudest Podcast's Asterios Kokkinos joins the fight once again! Asterios and Srirancha run the Asterios and Srirancha Podcast Emporium where you can buy any sort of podcast imaginable so long as it's theirs. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes What might be worse than dying from the virus is the lack of...

Case File 159 with Garrett Hunter and Bryan Abou Chacra 25.03.2020 2:28:19

Mega64 's own Garrett Hunter returns, and Mega64 's own Bryan Abou Chacra makes his debut! The two hosts of the Mega64 Poorly Played Stream team up with the two hosts of Thought Cops in our meatiest, most vulnerable episode yet! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/h_O-AWLIwUQ Field Notes So, how bout this virus we're having? Everything is closed...

Case File 158 with Ben Flores aka Limited Breadsticks 16.03.2020 1:17:59

Who's on first? It's Ben Flores from the podcast Please Save Me , the best and only podcast about television's #1 made-up show, Chicago Heroes! You may also know him from his bombastic twitter account Limited Breadsticks , @limitlessjest. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're all trying our best to stay positive this week, despite all that's happen...

Case File 157 with Cripp Daddy 10.03.2020 1:04:10

Cripp Daddy , aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter , Youtube , Twitch , and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click he...

Case File 156 with Martin Felshman 01.03.2020 1:14:58

Cupcake Comedy Cing (pronounced 'King', really stretching for alliteration here) Martin Felshman returns to the program! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky , which Kevin and Grant have both been on! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thought Cops the GOAT 🐐 The CDC advises one of the only ways to avoid contracting the Corona V...

Case File 155 with Leslie Lee III 26.02.2020 1:30:57

Struggle Session's own Leslie Lee The Third joins us this week to lay down a lot of law with us. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes "Tell me something I don't know" War is senseless, and nothing is more senseless than the war between Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds Of Prey, now in theaters. Streaming sweetheart Ninja releases yet another statement about...

Case File 154 with Mitch Kamaiopili 18.02.2020 1:28:11

Local Chicago comedian Mitch Kamaiopili joins us for this week's episode of Internet Investigations Incoporated, a Thought Cops Company. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Mitch aids us in the fight against airplane seat punchers , NASA hoaxes , PSAs for straight dudes idolizing bad characters, motivation porn, and cat instagrams turning in...

Case File 153 with Rem Dickman of The Rich Dickman Show 12.02.2020 1:06:54

We're joined by Rem of The Rich Dickman Show this week on Thought Cops! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Remember the Super Bowl? That was an entire year ago. Also though it was last week. And apparently the NFL is facing some trouble for having too sexy of a halftime show . Officer Grant was also vindicated this week because of his prediction that...

Case File 152 with Andrew Shankland 05.02.2020 1:33:17

Welcome one and all, to another installment of Thought Cops. This week, Andrew Shankland returns to the program. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Sick of your friends telling you that we're living in the movie Idiocracy? Yeah, so are we. However, this week America comes together to mourn the loss of one of it's greatest icons: Mr Peanut. Sound famil...

Case File 151 with Witten 27.01.2020 1:03:32

Better call the business number for the police, because Witten joins us for this auspicious episode of Thought Cops this week. You might recognize her from this video: https://youtu.be/3RFun58Gt7A You can follow Witten on Twitter and Instagram . And possibly outdoors in a cage somewhere public. Gotta give the people what they want. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patr...

Case File 150 with LowRes Wünderbred 21.01.2020 1:15:05

Hope you're having a normal one, because this week on Thought Cops we have the talented, wonderful LowRes Wünderbred to help us lay down the law AESTHETICALLY. You can find his Youtube channel here and his trippy website, podcast, and everything else here . iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Keep having a normal one, my dude! You can only listen to...

Case File 149 with Alex Schultz 14.01.2020 1:22:35

Be Nice To Me Productions ' own Alex Schultz returns to the program this week! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes K9 Service Pupparino Alex "Woof Woof" Schultz promotes his newest magnum dong opus " A Profoundly Angry Young Man ". Keep your eyes open and you may just see your second-favorite Thought Cops host make an appearance! https://youtu.be/1lx...

Case File 148 LIVE with Brianna Murphy 07.01.2020 58:36

LIVE from the Crowd Theater in Neo-Chicago, Illinois: Brianna Murphy joins us for another live show! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/3M0TWrhj370 Field Notes This was our second live show we've done at the Crowd Theater in Chicago. Brianna performed some standup, we hated on airplane feet , Facebook, and bro ads , and we sentenced the Top Ten R...

BONUS! Fire Bros - Book 14 29.12.2019 1:42:43

Happy after-holidays, everyone! Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas or whatever? Well, here's something else you didn't ask for: a free episode of our spin-off show, Fire Bros ! Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon "Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that," you may be wondering. Well, if you...

Case File 147 with Bruce Kesselring 22.12.2019 1:01:49

Hope this works: we're back with comedian Bruce Kesselring this week, and we've got a few prizes in store for you as well! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Click here to buy a ticket for our live show on January 2nd at the Crowd Theater! In our final episode of the decade, we look to the twitter toilet for answers. Turns out, it might just be a pran...