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Clownin' around with us this week is Jade Benoit as we close out 2020, thus ushering in a new year in which everything will immediately be fixed. Support the show on Patreon   Field Notes We have a brand new episode of Fire Bros up for all of our lovely Patreon donors , where we decide whether to burn or save: Borat 2, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Run The Jewels 4, and The Boys season 2. So, uh, help y...

Jack Allison is Back Allison this week. That's right, the host of Struggle Session is here once again to talk about getting Grinch-pilled, dunking on idiots on twitter, and so much more. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We have a brand new episode of Fire Bros up for all of our lovely Patreon donors , where we decide whether to burn or save: Borat 2, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Run The Jewels 4...

Back for the threepeat, Slime Da Garbage Mane is here! Check out his social media , his music , and his newest video ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales going on at the Teespring Store . This episode exists. But this person might not. Good thing that mf doesn't. Speaking of mf's, Hitler is once again back in the news. I thought we'd...

Back again and it's about time too, Lowres Wunderbread is on Thought Cops! Check out his website , Facebook , Patreon , and everything else. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales going on at the Teespring Store . We have a new culture war this week, because the war on Christmas wasn't enough of a dumb thing to fight over. Speaking of dum...

Don't let your memes be dreams, Berries n' Cream joins the scene for a new Thought Cops, uh, episode! Check out her Instagram and Youtube channel , where you can listen to Gorl Talk. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Black Friday/Cyber Monday is coming up, why not drop by the Thought Cops Merch Store and pick something up for you or a loved one? Or even just a liked one. Busy week this week...

Bad to the... "Ken" Bone? Yes, it's true, Ken Bone is on this episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Gather up your mutuals and turn this episode up to 11, because this one's a barn-burner. We do our best to understand the phenomenon known simply as the Sock Puppet Saga that happened this week. GameStop continues to have a great reputation in the public eye by offering additional labor h...

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Comedian Cameron Gillette drops by the show to talk about his new comedy album, The Best Set I Will Ever Have , which is currently climbing up the charts on iTunes! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Food is food, and meals are fluid. No, I'm not talking about what you threw in your vitamix this morning, I am dismantling the brunch debate . A new Borat movie released this week, and Kazakhstan...

Why go to therapy when you have Thought Cops? Wes Beach joins us this week. Check out his YouTube channel for viral vidz that will certainly suit your content-related needs. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes https://youtu.be/7gfDyhJw8GU Rest in Peace Quibi. Well, now that that's out of the way: Fuck Quibi. Jeffrey Toobin of the New Yorker rose to fame this week for playing with his Toob on a...

How did it start? Well, let me tell you how it's going, Kemonofriendzone's very own Anime Serbia joins Thought Cops this week to do what we do best and complain about what happened this week on Twitter. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes There's a new Reeducationing video out, make sure to watch it, share it, and subscribe. https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg We also have a hot new episode of Fire B...

Ok boners, step down off the fence and check out Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad on this week's episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes There's a new Reeducationing video, out by the time this episode goes out! Make sure to like comment and subscribe! And not just In Minecraft! https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in...

Joining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also  instagram. Support the show on Patreon   Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. ht...

Returning friend of the show Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us this week for a fresh exciting episode of Thinking Detectives. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe. https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0 Also check out our appearance on Drink Beer and Play a Game's Power Hour Podcast: h...

Matt Nisbet, Not For Human Consumption Support the show on Patreon Field Notes   Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here  to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or  thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

This week on the podcast, television's very own Alex Ptak of Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super joins us to balance the scales of internet justice. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thanks to everyone who has subscribed to our Twitch Channel , we've recently just hit our first payout! If you have Amazon prime you can subscribe for free ! This week, we revisit "the line", do an essay on wh...

This week, Donni Saphire , Chicago comedian extraordinaire, joins the Thought Cops to deep dish out some Chicago-style justice. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, one of our listeners learns the hard way what happens when you cheat at a participation contest. You'll want to find out what happens. We also fight our way through some tumultuous technical difficulties to bring you a st...

Never fear, this week Chicago comedian Max Shanker is here. It's been a while. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Chicagoplainers and Californiaplainers alike won't like this episode, but I hope you all do. This week Max helps us segregate video games by gender , get weird at the DNC , help Marge Simpson delve into the exciting world of politics, and keep the empty nests a little bit warmer b...

SephirothSword57 's brother DavePretendo returns to talk about all the baka bullshit on the internet this week, as well as a lot of gossip surrounding his brother recently. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you've played a video game before, chances are, you've fought a giant spider. Thanks to the new spider slider , giant spiders in video games may be a thing of the past with this latest...

Would you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we've all been there. Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel's Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism , and apparently Ren and Stim...

Set your Mochiflix membership level to Platinum, because this week on the show we have  Ari Grabb , creator of Bento Banana returning to promote the newest installment in the saga. Also, former guest and friend of the show Asterios Kokkinos of The Loudest Podcast does some voice acting in Bento Banana 3, and is here to promote Family Matters . Support the show on Patreon Field Notes https://www.yo...

This you? Kris Wilson , co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness returns to the program in full force this week.   Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it's trailer pulled from the publisher's website this week after 'disastrous reception'. Can't imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here .   Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally ch...

Now stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I'm confusing my sports metaphors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and sti...

Clean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs , which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we're cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CA...

We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico "ncoio" joins us in celebration. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, everyone is cancelled. It's like that movie The Purge, except it's different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000's are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to...

Be nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/lXaBB7MoWys Field Notes Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown , which just released. We take a deep d...