Thought Cops

Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson . Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay , and...

What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a breather after last week's live show, so have a taste of a little something different this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on  Patreon , you’ll get access to ALL of th...

Nature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend  Aaron   Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Batman doesn’t eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone proposes to their sweetie via skywriting and has to i...

Keeby , renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube . https://youtu.be/8XaDBcMXqY8 Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddington 2 for no longer being the greatest movie ev...

Niko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmkhVPYZdk Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked , John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney's fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film rol...

This week we’re joined by Luke Flip of  Podzooky  for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at Th...

This episode is hotter than a pack of Pokémon cards in a Target store- AnimeSerbia of KEMONOFRIENDZONE joins us once again! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes I am in the middle of carrying a podcast episode about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going? Like stealing candy from a baby? Pok...

You're the Bron dot com now, dog. This week, Bronwyn Isaac of Bad Romance Podcast calls in for an episode of our f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ podcast. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We tried to do a video episode this week. It didn't work! But within the next few weeks there will be more and more of th...

Lights, camera, action: Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord from the Perfect Pitches podcast get deputized for an episode of Thought Cops. We were also on an episode of THEIR show too recently, so make sure to check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upVq7CA1x-Q Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we uncover the plot to replace Citizen Kane with Paddington 2 as the greatest movie of all...

Cripp Daddy , aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter , Youtube , Twitch , and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Scroll down 20 more pages for the ACTUAL write-up. But anyway, this episode Yung Cripp helps us take dow...

Comedian Bruce Kesselring is back again, and it's about time too. And this time, things get even CRAZIER on this episode of Thought Cops! Would you believe it, folks. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, people STILL don't know how to google things, but at least everyone understands the assignment. This week's assignment? Locate the Mayor of Twitter, Chrissy Teigen . Success! She's b...

Brett Mercer, Blain Hill, and Bart Dangus of Big Time Garbage bring the heat in this beefy barn-burner of an episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Release the Podas cut- we talk at length about lengthy movies and the discussion around them. Bigger is always better? According to some parts of film twitter: yes. We talk about the weird cult of personality that is the stand-up comedy scene...

Zack from Yolo Swag Studios and Sissy Hypno Hour and also Daphne from Sissy Hypno Hour join us for a fresh new episode this week! Don't forget to support em on Patreon ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Starting out the episode, we get our beef before our potatoes in when we find out that Prager U is doing plagiarism against us but worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq_L_U9tOww April Fo...

Thought Cops' main character of the day Leslie Lee III of the podcast Struggle Session returns! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Is "cancel culture" the new "red scare"? Is Amazon's 'News Bot' reason to praise our future robot overlords? How does one become "twitter's main character of the day"? All these questions and more will be answered on this very episode. Speaking of characters, we d...

Joining us for the threepeat, Martin Felshman returns to Thought Cops! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky , which Kevin and Grant have both been on! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's been one year since the Land Beforetimes, so give yourselves a clap on the back! Our current sitting president may or may not be a Fortnite DLC character in the flesh . Bill Burr dis...

International man of mystery Greg joins us this week for another episode of Thought Cops, the spiritual successor to Film Dungeon. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Women belong on the mic. If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of podcasters are women. We're on a mission to- Yeah yeah, you get it. Space Jam discourse continues into yet another week. Papa John emerges from the hyperbolic t...

Witten returns to our ye ye ass podcast- yiff yiff! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We collectively lose our minds once again, but that's just the tip of the iceberg theory on this episode. Lola Bunny's cartoon womxn physique is under fire, we request a petition to let Ben Garrison reboot the Dr Seuss franchise, twitch fumbles the bag yet again, and a whole lot more. Join the Thought Cops...

See how deep the rabbit hole goes- Charls Carroll is back on the show this week with much mirth and revelry abound. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes No knowledge in this episode. Only lots and lots of wisdom . And laughs. And smiles. We put an end to New Types Of Guys. No more New Types Of Guys. Mr Potato head is genderless now in a cunning move by Big Potato (Hasbro). Or I guess he isn't a...

We're back! This week we're joined by Chicago comedian Sophia Smarandescu. You can follow her on Twitter , instagram , and Tiktok . Support the show on Patreon Field Notes No L's posted in this episode, only W's. Except for Gina Carano from The Mandalorian, who now has to work with Ben Shapiro on a movie . Also Rush Limbaugh died. Oops. Martin Scorsese also got cancelled for saying films have been...

It's finally here! The big one: Episode 200! We have a bunch of former guests and listeners call in for what's possibly the longest episode in Thought Cops history! Thanks to everyone who has contributed, listened, and supported us throughout the years! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes When we set out to start doing this podcast a little over four years ago, we never thought we'd have such...

Stocks are up- welcome back to another episode of your favorite financial advice podcast, Thought Cops! This week, Joie Agliata of Jump & Shoot Podcast joins us for a rip-roaring good time. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Ryan Reynolds made a dirty joke this week, and it is literally the only thing anyone can talk about. Well, aside from the internet crashing the stock market, I guess. Sto...

Klopfer Hardly Know'er, Aaron Klopfer joins us once again for another episode of Thought Cops.   Support the show on Patreon   Field Notes   On this week's torture, I mean episode, we talk about a twitter thread about how the Avengers would respond to the Capitol Hill riot, learn the new sexist microagression men keep doing called mask-slipping, and finally reach a breaking point with the internet...

Pod's in his heaven, all's right with the world- Mega64 's own Shawn Chatfield joins us today to talk about starring in their latest hit video Neon Genesis Evangelion In 5 Minutes (LIVE ACTION) (Sweded) , as well as some of his favorite roles and moments over many years of content creation. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Home Alone 2 cast member Donald Trump is set to leave office this we...

We're back! Chicago comedian Tristan A. Smith joins us this week, make sure to follow him on Twitter , Instagram , tiktok , and wherever else good content is available. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes THE RETURN. This week we have the Liam Peeson Pissspiracy , fake anti-piracy warnings, Donald Trump gets banned from the internet , and that's just the start of things. Kevin Spacey talks the...

Happy after-holidays, everyone! Didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas or whatever? Well, here’s something else you didn’t ask for: a free episode of our spin-off show,  Fire Bros ! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on  Patreon , you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of...