Thought Cops

Here to drink PBR and eat ass and we're all out of PBR, R.L. Cruz of the American Nerds podcast joins us this week for a fresh and clean episode of Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we take down copyright law, internet cynicism , calling fictional movies documentaries , compare drinking PBR to eating ass , shop at Metaverse Walmart , and finally put an end to the ridi...

This week the CDC made us have on Max from SBN3 , SoBroRadio , and Class of 09 for an episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week the CDC says that everyone that works at DoorDash has to deliver food , Lindsay Ellis has to stop being a person, and NFTs have to have a tv show on Apple TV . Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord!...

Drink a Beer and Play a Game is BACK on the show where we drink a malört and record a podcast. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we start a petition to end all petitions, unhitch the trailer for I guess movie and video game trailers, ban prominent twitch streamers for using the word cr*cker, and bring Stan Lee back from the dead to shill NFTs. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Su...

The Bone is back. Ken Bone returns to Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes After listening back to our very first episode recently , and realizing that Ken Bone was our VERY first topic on the show- you know we had to do it to em, we had to have Ken Bone back! And if you like this episode, as Ken requested, please consider donating to the St. Patrick Center  which helps shelter th...

This week, Jab50Yen of Funny Rave , Youtube Thumbnails , Community Manager of The Living Tombstone , as well as Twitter , Youtube , and Bandcamp , joins the Thought Cops for a fresh winter episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we get "At" Jack Dorsey to resign from Twitter , invest money we would've spent on a house on a new NFT cartoon , kill each other over a couple bucks i...

We go where no podcast has gone before (probably): back, to the past. That's right folks, we're listening to our very first episode, grinning and bearing our way through it, with lots of commentary and laughs along the way. This one's gonna be a liiiittle bit different, methinks! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes February 2017: The Year Of Our Lord. Donald Trump had just entered the white ho...

Zwick is back on the show, so, apologies ahead of time. Hey look, we're all wearing visors. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, just like the Queen, we enter a new phase . Phase 2. Also, Brass Against pisses directly onto a fan , the Staples Center becomes the Cash 4 Gold Arena , and Sesame Street is disinvited from CPAC . Not again! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the s...

G'day, this week Lakembra from the Hard Men Working Hard joins us for another fantastic episode of Thought Cops Down Under. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Youtube takes away thumbs down ing videos, U.S. Representative Paul Gosar posts cringe, and Ted Cruz fights with Big Bird to see who has a bigger hand up their ass. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patr...

This week Doplex of the First Podcast and the Beef Boys joins the Thought Cops to "accidentally" have our green squirtguns go off on your pet Lazy Lion. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we uncover the internet's plot to destroy Chris Pratt's reputation after he's been cast as the new voice of Garfield. He's doing everything he can to keep that from happening. We also dive deeper i...

Be nice to them, Alex and Jenni of Be Nice To Me Productions join the boys for a new episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we quit via text for the whole world to see, dive further into Facebook's metaverse , and take climate change advice from a bunch of frickin' dinosaurs . Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click h...

Turn your volume up so it bothers your neighbors, Jonathan Shannon is on this week to help police these mean internet streets. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Bill Maher is trending again for who cares, a teacher does an insane racist dance to teach kids math , Harambe is back again and it's about time too , TikTok is giving teenagers tics , and Facebook is reinventing VRChat by...

Everyone's favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills . Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato's call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as "Aliens ," give a binky to a Barstool Sports guy at a White Sox game , and turn Superm...

It's garbage day (we've probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and "Lazy Lions" because it's the responsible thing to do. #ROAR We have an update on the...

It's not Pod Bless America, it's Anders Lee from Pod Damn America , this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan's Furry NFT , helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta , helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. Sorry Anders. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol...

This week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope , getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin , and casting for the Mario movie . Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here  to buy...

Josh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn't hidden behind a paywall! He's also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports . Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we celebrate the 20th a...

Updated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden , and hate on closed captions and internet personas for...

Podzooky 's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/rVakhimKRrU Field Notes Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fo...

We enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous , meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get severely restricted as they crack down on sexually...

Doug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week! We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE ! Support the show on Patreon   https://youtu.be/Ub9WuJje_1A Field Notes Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo , bathe all the filthy, unwashed celebrities , learn what jestermaxx...

Andrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/I3u86z1X3d0 Field Notes Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated , unruly Frontier airline passengers , and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed closed. We have another live show in Chicago on Augu...

We are what we pretend to be, Kelgore Trout pretends to be an internet police with us this week on Thought Cops! Make sure to check out her Youtube channel ! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/RzJUvlc1jhQ Field Notes This week, Kelgore joins the pretend cops to tackle Simone Biles Olympics discourse, the Chicago Party Aunt Netflix show, and Facebook Prayer groups. We have another live sh...

Skylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel ! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/OC-sFUWw1eo Field Notes This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality , Ben and Jerry 's doing internet terrorism , and Emilia Clark 's awesome new comic book. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support...

This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets , the " Freedom Phone ", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. All that and more on this week's THOUGHT COPS! Jo...

Now loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour , his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane , working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for f...