Thought Cops

Shrimp Boy Luke Taylor of Helltrap Nightmare is finally back on the show! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Podcasts that go hard?? Is that anything? Luke talks about his new twitch channel, Dr. Problem Solvers and the ultimate send-up of the Blue Man Group (finally). GameStop enters the NFT marketplace (finally) and robots have begun to rise up against humans (too soon?) Join the Thought Co...

Our show's producer Zwick is back on the show. Probably fair to go ahead and give a "NSFW" warning up front here just in case. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's tough to come up with things to be mildly annoyed about every week, but hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta do it! So come ride the bussy, because this week's episode is one hell of a ride. Apparently #ReleaseTheSnyderCut was one big nothingb...

Mega64 's anime protagonist Shawn Chatfield returns to Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We do a deep dive into the latest hit video from Mega64: The Majin Buu Saga In 5 Minutes (Dragonball Z Live Action) (Sweded) ! Twinkies are celebrating digital currency for some reason this week. Family YouTubers have finally gone too far, political emails are getting too horny, and "did yo...

Asterios of the Loudest Podcast is back and better than ever! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Gentleminions one and all: this week we discuss annoying trends in suggested YouTube videos and people who post dating app screenshots to social media for clout. Elon Musk pulls out (hehe!) of his twitter deal-- where is your messiah now?! It's a collectathon(?) of an episode! Join the Thought Cop...

Joe Eames , Chicago Comedian, not to be confused with LeBron James, joins us on Thought Cops this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Ted Cruz gets into a fight with a 3 year old puppet on Sesame Street , yes, again. Also Chris Pratt talks about blowing people's minds with his Mario voice , as well as crying because of internet bullying . Sorry Chris! Our bad. Join the Thought...

Powerful: this week we're joined by returning champ Yolo Swag Studios and new challenger Beetle Moses . Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week on Thought Cops, Kyle Rittenhouse releases a video game because of course he does, and Buzz Lightyear finally touches down and gives America a big gay kiss on the lips . All that and more, this week, in your earholes! Join the Thought Cops Deputy...

One of the best to ever do it: Ian Erickson is back on with us for a riveting and thought (cop) provoking episode. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Are things still "funny"? Short answer: yes. Long answer: it's complicated. But it's not stopping people from auditioning for SNL- even " Tik Tokkers !" Elon Musk (the guest from last week) allegedly fired several employees for saying they didn'...

Don't steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk ! Support the show on Patreon   Field Notes We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn't you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon...

Whoop whoop, that's the sound of a new episode of Thought Cops! It's our last episode before taking a short vacation/hiatus, so get it while the getting's good, and we'll see you in a couple weeks! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we go Thought Cops Classic (no guests) and talk about internet debate bro culture, Doctor Woke , Elon Musk's pullout method , and Mike Cernovich lettin...

Yoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one-- Max Shanker is back on the show! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We talk about getting back into comedy "post-COVID" while we deal with yet another COVID crisis. Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped ? Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has become something of a Hot Topic lately! He almost...

Editor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory , Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkLeto3RZrk This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and cons of marriage copyright when it comes to marryin...

Where's the beef? Many Kudos of the Beef Boys and also of his own Youtube channel joins us this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Snickers announces they're keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we're not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn't manly enough, and Ted Cruz has sex with Mickey and Pluto . Many Kudo...

Straight outta Wham City , Robby Rackleff joins us this week to talk about his upcoming film Dance Freak ! Support the show on Patreon   https://youtu.be/PsdxrUI8SGc Support Dance Freak here ! Field Notes This episode we really stick it to municipalities and bureaucracies, and talk choo-choos and transit twitter. Speaking of twitter, Elon Musk wants to buy it for some reason. The people who did a...

Chicago's very own Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy join us this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out the Trash Panda's youtube channel for when their pilot drops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xg9wwDx0w No video this week because of technical issues, but this week we talk about Amy Schumer's banned jokes , Coca Cola's Metaverse flavor , and...

Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Make sure to check out everything he's written for the site HERE ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This episode we talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and literally nothing else for an entire episode. It's just an hour and a half's worth of in depth analysis of the trajectory, angle, societal ramifications, political takes, twitte...

Rev up those fryers and flush those toilets, that's right Brandon Kirkman is back on the show, in the flesh. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we officially go goblin mode and celebrate Short King Spring , as we rip Tim Pool's hat off and expose who he REALLY is: Bald. Hope that joke doesn't eventually bite us in the ass. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patr...

Celia Schilling from Yacht Club Games joins us this week for an episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out the trailer for Mina the Hollower! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3p3Yf0cink This week we're talking Mina the Hollower, daylight savings time, PETA and the Elden Ring , Tom Brady reinvigorating the American economy , and apples or something. Join...

Back again, and about time too! After a short hiatus we're back for episode 250, classic style. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes If you haven't already, make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange! https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc This week, we talk about the metaverse's police force , Kim Kardashian gives us a job , ban posters from posting , and steal Elon Musk's children . Some goo...

What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a short paid leave (mental health break), so have a taste of a little something different this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on  Patreon , you’ll get access to ALL of...

Big day for people who love Mega64, Derrick Acosta is back on Thought Cops alongside Johnny Weiss, and we're talking Mega Strange, Mega64 Version 4.1, and tons of crazy other stuff that's happening this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange! https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc Derrick and Johnny don the deputy badge this week and we take down...

You've made a terrible choice, this week we have Cybershell on to talk about some blue cartoon rat . Take a listen! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go fast through M&M's child slavery lawsuit , NPR's race war against the Simpsons , Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard live in a literal pigsty, and we talk about the pros and cons of Sonic the Hedgehog. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patr...

Going where no podcast has gone before: Asterios and Srirancha of The Loudest Podcast team up with the Thought Cops to bring you the first podcast ever recorded inside of the Metaverse! We're not kidding. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This is an episode that needs to be seen to be believed! So make sure to check out the video component if you can. If not enjoy the chaos! Sorry about the...

Don't steal this podcast, because Jeremy Montez is on it this week and we want you to listen and also give us the credit we deserve for having originally done it. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're talking sexy M&Ms and the people that want to frick them , Peter Dinklage kicking Snow White in the shins, and we finally arrest Jimmy Fallon for his NFTs and throw away the key. Jo...

When imposter is sus, we have on the creator of Among Us Girl herself, Mimiyori, on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow her on Twitter , Instagram , Youtube , and everywhere else Amogus is. Whatever that means. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Mimiyori helps us figure out who's imposter amongus by scrapping the terrible Elmo sketch on SNL , scamming crypto bros out of $...

We get real, we get weird, and we get sick. This week we're joined this week by Doejenggles of the podcast Real Weird Sickos and Doejenggles: the YouTube channel ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Not all podcasters wear capes. Well, some do apparently. I guess there’s superhero podcasts now ? The MyPillow guy has information that will put the entire country in jail , and the Oscars will ha...