Thought Cops

When you walk away, you don't hear me say, that Martin Felshman of Podzooky is back on the show with an AMAZING surprise. Watch this one with someone you love if you can. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Straight from the world of Kingdom Hearts, we have our very own Neo-Chicago themed Keyblade! That's right, once Thought Cops inevitably becomes a Disney, property you can visit the wonderfu...

What's up all you cool cats out there-- Jack Ryan joins us in studio for a wonderful winter day of podcasting. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Snow has fallen on the neon cityscape of Neo-Chicago, but we are safe inside from the elements and talking about trains, toys, and tiktok into our microphones. M&Ms are back in the news . Because they always fucking are. People are freaking out beca...

We "shift" ourselves to 1984 and back this week as Ben Flores and Sarah Black return to the show to talk about their latest new podcast CrimeWatchers ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes 'Rewatch podcasts' are all the rage right now. CrimeWatchers is the latest hit podcast of that phenomenon, as two of the stars of Crimestoppers: Miami (the show each and every one of us watched in the 2000's)...

Woke M&M's are back, but good news, so is Aaron Klopfer ! Support the show on Patreon   Field Notes That's right: woke M&M's are back, gas stove discourse is lighting up the internet, and Hobo Johnson exists. Talk about a hell world! We also talk about turning 30, working and not working, depression, dating, and whatever the fuck else millennials these days talk about. Join the Thought Cops Deputy...

For our first episode of 2023, Alex Ptak returns as we discuss Quorators , content creation, and lots more. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We share our new years resolutions on this episode, and talk about Quora, the newest garbage bin of the internet, when you need a question answered and want the longest and preferably most insane answer possible. Andrew Tate and Andrew WK are the yin a...

This Christmas/New Years/Holiday season you will be haunted by three podcasters: the ghost of Kevin, the ghost of Grant, and the ghost of this week's guest: everybody's favorite bisexual Juggalo and our very own editor/producer, Zwick ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's negative 100 degrees outside, so we bring in the New Year by bullying Zwick, who we all agree, brings it on himself. S...

Ho ho ho! Happy Merry! It's a Thought Cops Christmas special! You only get to listen if the Elf on the Shelf says you're on the Nice List. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Last Christmas we gave you our heart, but this year we share in tales of merriment and holiday cheer. We set out to rediscover what the true meaning of Christmas is: that Santa Claus is real. That's it, that's the whole t...

Merritt K returns to Thought Cops to talk about her upcoming photo book LAN Party ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Recalling memories of days on the internet of old, Merritt K talks to us about her book LAN Party, which is full of photos of people just hanging out on the computer and having an awesome time with their friends. It's a delightful walk down memory lane, to simpler (yet slight...

Chicago filmmaker Jacob Gregor joins us this week to talk about his latest film Endless Content Forever ! A match made in heaven with the themes of this podcast, and his experimental movie. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We bond over how annoying the internet is, naturally. Some guy takes his son to Hooters, and "it is sending us." Twitter is set to have multiple different colored badges...

Happy holiday season! We hope this free bonus content warms up your winter just a little bit. Enjoy an episode of our  Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros – on the house! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on  Patreon , you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we...

We caught the bug-- Beetle Moses , that is, who is back on the show for his first solo Thought Cops appearance. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Beetle Moses from Cold Cuts returns, and we talk about shower discourse, making food for neighbors discourse, and Mario movie casting discourse. But enough with the discourse-- we also delve deep into the mind of the young cartoonist, who rose from...

My life a Yakuza game fr -- Jab50yen joins us again as we tell stories of some of our strangest run-ins with strangers. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Jab from Funny Rave , YouTube thumbnails , and LOTS of other stuff returns! What's it like to be "known for" something? To sometimes be known only as a "Thought Cop"?? We share our content creation plights on this episode. We depart a littl...

"Jamie pull up that latest episode of Thought Cops, I heard they were talking about DMT with Garrett Hunter of Mega64 ." Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Garrett Hunter returns once again to talk to us about Mega64's Interactive Hell Festival, and his weekly streaming show the PPS ! Also a lot of other stuff, he's a pretty busy guy. Somebody check us for radiation poisoning because the toxi...

You're asking for a treat? Baby, you got a trick-- Slime da Garbage Mane is back on the damn show in this "spooktacular" episode of Thought Cops season 2! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Slime is back, possessed by some sort of ghoul or something. Elon Musk has officially bought the "bird site" after months of back and forth. Hey man, knock yourself out. Matthew Perry said that Keanu Reeve...

The podcast you know and love is entering "season 2" nearly 6 years in! It's a whole new world order of Thought Cops, baby! Let us know what you think! Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Well you shouldn't be. Ari Grabb is back on the show to talk about the fourth entry in his Bento Banana animated series! It's a loaded episode from top to bottom. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Two Minu...

"It's-a-us!" Not bad, right? Sirancha of The Loudest Podcast and Darkside Jills is b-b-back! Boo!! Sorry, it's October, that's sort of our whole thing. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we complain about negativity on the internet! How hypocritical, how scandalous!! We also talk about the Mario movie because, come on. We HAVE to. Some guy goes OFF on Halloween, Velma likes ladies ,...

This is a reupload of episode 275, but Asterios did a guest edit of it. If you already listened to 275, consider listening to this edit of it. It's great! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Asterios edited this one so if you have any problems with it tell him. Our hands are washed. "What're ya workin' on? Where can our listeners find you? Who're yer guyyyyys?" None of that on this episode. Ba...

Just in time for spoopy- er, I mean, spooky season, this week's guest is... Nobody! OoooOOOoooOO! Scary! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes "What're ya workin' on? Where can our listeners find you? Who're yer guyyyyys?" None of that on this episode. Back to basics. The days of training academy... Anywho. We have a show to do. Babe, wake up! James Earl Jones hangs up his Darth Vader cape and h...

Brian and Jim of Drink A Beer And Play A Game are back! We went on their show this week , and they came on ours. The content creator's circle of life. Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/O5499R1LAbQ Field Notes We're still complaining about wordle, get over it. If you were in our discord server , you'd understand. Though that problem has been quarantined now. Thanks Zwick! Grant walks bac...

The Queen is dead, but long live Shrek. That's right you know him from the world famous Shrek Retold and Milwaukee's very own Shrekfest , Grant Duffrin of the 3GI is back for another episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon   Field Notes This week, we talk about a bunch of stuff we know nothing about, the new SNL cast members , racist controversies about baby movies (the new Little Mer...

Andrew Shankland is back to talk about recording his new comedy album, which you can buy tickets to here ! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Hi progressive leftists ! We know you enjoy your podcast with a peppermint latte, soywhip, and frickin... skinnied jeans. What year is it again? The discourse around whether cellphones should be allowed in school has been heating up, and luckily enough,...

We invent the character "Malorti Lightfoot" in this one. Revolutionary stuff as Nik Oldershaw of Doom Scroll visits Neo-Chicago! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes The next " Baby Shark "? Believe it or not folks, it could just be true. Syndey Sweeney gets cancelled because of a guy in the background of a photo from her mother's birthday party , and is spanking making a comeback?? Holy crap,...

Talk about opening a Can of Worms-- Jonathan Dunne is on the show with us! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Jonathan Dunne talks about his variety show Can of Worms which you can see at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago! As such, we have a conversation about conversations regarding whether comedy should be offensive or not. And we're sick of it! Doesn't go anywhere productive, ever. Netflix is v...

Kemonofriendzone 's own Anime Serbia is back on the show to complete his podcast appearance hat trick! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Cracker Barrel has gone... woke ? Oh, say it ain't so! Well, judging by the title of this week's episode, you bet your behind it is. You know what sucks? Negative comments. Not gonna front or pretend or anything, they're a bummer! Let it out, it's cathartic...

This episode may just live rent-free in your heads, and we're going to start charging rent. Comedian and cartoonist for The New Yorker Mads Horwath is with us today! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Cover letters suck, right ? Apparently you can't say sp*z anymore, at least according to Lizzo and the Brits. HBO and Discovery simultaneously merge and destroy, leaving behind a media landscape...