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Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cay - Kate James Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor:...

Pat and Mags hit it off and run with Aunt Butter this week and talk turns to dry teeth, new blowies, not waving at children, those big air balloons, the stripper pool, Cher/share, rhymes in heaven, and the giving mouth. TW: obliterating denim shorts Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Butter - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle...

Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: evening (leveling) the playing field Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams Artwork - Jordan Stafford...

Aunt Tammi swings for the fences with Pat and Mags this week and we tackle young people singing (not illegal), when houseguests need to get out, washing one hand with the other one, drunk trampin', murdered shoes, megatooth, and a big Nermal. TW: further undermining your confidence in the American auto industry Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tammi - Allison Reese Shapir...

This week Pat and Mags are in the same room to make desperate pleas, somewhat forgive people who did us wrong, and plug the HBOMax masterpiece, Hacks. Spoiler Alert: none of the plot points of Hacks

We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dan - Matt Young Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Collee...

The wet 'n' wild Aunt Bev joins Pat and Mags this week and our ramblings include: things that are Swedish, wet for the right reasons, thumbs and butts, scooching your cootch, Peter Francis Geraci, Magical Mike, and Everybody loves Dr. Raymond Raymond. TW: slowly removing your foot from your father's hands Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Bev - Molly Hawkey Artwork - Jorda...

The absolutely too honest Sprint brings big niece energy to the podcast this week and we discuss when you get fruit, your friend's metal shoes, The Piercing Vagodas, bringing back Microsoft Outlook, & dipping and/or bouncing. TW: Claire's Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Sprint - Lureena Cornwell Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Ancho...

Talk goes from the boardroom to the bedroom this week when Aunt Timtam joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We cover Jean Naté, Ship to Shore to shirt, a VFW devoid of men, fish imitating crabs, and when Chad's gone. TW: Clarence Carter's "Patches" Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Timtam - Zabeth Russell Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyl...

Our bosom buddy Aunt Irma visits with Pat and Mags this week and we ponder is Alf among us, a Coach without Dauber, Mr. Softee, when a horse is wearing a caftan, and fickle tubes. TW: accidentally starting a relationship with your sister Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Irma - Mary Catherine Curran Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle An...

Pat and Mags mispronounce all things film this week on our first Oscars special! Our chat includes being Travolta-fied, mashed potatoes wearing clothes, when your street gang is menstruating, Texas Rangers overstepping, and Pieces of This Woman. TW: two people who don't know anything Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Col...

Uncle Mike exposes himself to Pat and Mags this week and we talk menopause at Bernie's, what does Mike need, sending nudes to Carol, being deserving of toppings, and bucks from Buck. TW: the beginnings of a story problem Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mike - Chris Alvarado Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way t...

Aunt Brenda shows Pat and Mags the (flash)light this week and we touch on diaryying, swimmers fear anvil, what's stuck to who's hole, Wacker and Lower Wacker, and a non-existent Deaffrey. TW: theme songs in their entirety Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Brenda - Bente Engelstoft Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easi...

Aunt Lucy blesses Mags and Pat with her presence this week and we dip into Hellman's, Pill Tuesday, tight hats, getting hosed up, and when all of a sudden it's the music of the hill people. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Lucy - Lindsey Mallard Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https:/...

Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Star who shines a light on the issues of the day including Tic Tac, Burn Man, clown camp, fourgies, when the more you know the more you know that you don't know nothin', and being wild and unchilded. TW: Freddy Booger Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Starshine - Saliha Muttalib Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edit...

Aunt Shirley Uncle joins Pat and Mags this week and we consider when your face is wider than your shoulders, King Kong's dingdong, when all these bitches your sons, save-the-dates for funerals, reverse cowgirl or whatever, and the heebie jeebies/holly jollies. TW: reclining into the void Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Shirley Uncle - Lisa Beasley Artwork - Jordan Staffo...

Pat and Mags welcome Uncle Pete to the podcast this week and we talk love through the funk, Jonestowning senior dogs, erotic manuals, and staycation cruising. TW: alternative uses for dowels Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Pete - Seth K. Thomas Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https:...

Uncle Doug proselytizes for uncles this week as he and the aunts discuss The Big Bopper, 19 naughty 8, pervart, Hollywood bees, and when your vibe is I'm choking. TW: acronyms you don't know Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Doug - Tommy Bechtold Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https:...

Pat and Mags anxiously welcome Uncle Burt to the podcast this week and talk turns to sharing time with raccoons, the Long Island Chiquita, Teen Dog 2: March Madness, but mostly The Good Wife. TW: JAG Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Burt - Brendan Dowling Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.&nb...

Home is where someone else's art is this week as we welcome Aunt Vivian to the podcast. We explore bathroom nonnis, when you're your own Ring, seizure-inducing seasons greetings, and all the stuff you didn't know you didn't have anymore. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Vivian - Molly Erdman Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: T...

Aunt Tishy chitter chatters and dribble drabbles with Mags and Pat this week and we cover being your own sneeze guard, tipping with personal checks, reframing, and less effective kegels. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tishy - Kate Duffy Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor...

This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Suppor...

Pat and Mags welcome the sweet and sugary Uncle Suresh to the podcast this week to talk dancing crab unions, this oughta be good dot com, widow counts, and when your Sprite passes on. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Suresh - Neal Dandade Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://ancho...

Uncle Dale finds time between gigs for a chat with Mags and Pat and we break down Willy Loman's shorts, Skid Row fan clubs, Florida rooms, and the siren song of four wheeling. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dale - Adam Peacock Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app S...

Aunt Sherry is music to our ears this week as we discuss the dong-tor being in, dealing meals, Sweet Freedom, and moving the tree.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Sherry - Jaime Moyer Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:  https://anch...