Those Who Aunt

Uncle Julio challenges Pat and Mags this week with questions like: what's the deal with? who's dead? what is the matrix? and, are you tacoing to me? TW: online fascism and Dane Cook Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Julio - Ithamar Enriquez Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anch...

Auntie Mags and Aunt Pat wrap up 2020 talking homemade riddles, when your name is Old Woman, apologizing in new languages, when life hands you a ham, and hateful coupons. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:  http...

Hide your pillows and hide your doorknobs because this week Bernice the niece joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We have a heart-to-heart-to-heart about being a not dead ghost, fisticuffing your mom, messages from the trunk, and Quincy Jones lookalikes. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Bernice the Niece - Allison Ringhand Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras...

This week we drink the Kool-Aid with Aunt Fanny and Uncle Morey and reminisce about Aspercreme, make peace with being illegally blind, and discuss the patriotism of unwanted public art. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Fanny - Rebecca Sohn Uncle Morey - Rich Sohn Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easie...

The third time's the charm this week with Aunt Cee Cee and Uncle Thad. We examine honey dong lists, real estate novelists, and what's greek to whom. TW: May-August romances where the man is once again the August and poems. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cee Cee - Carla Cackowski Uncle Thad - Craig Cackowski Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol...

Aunt Lane descends to Earth to join our discussion of unsuccessful meet cutes, not making it to Dollywood, M&M schemes, and Eiffel Towers vs. A-frames. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Lane - Katie Kershaw Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https...

Mags and Pat share visions with Cousin this week and we philosophize about where the cans go, stay-at-home criminals, Shriners, and dating your pets in the afterlife. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Cousin - E.R. Fightmaster  Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a po...

It feels like Spring Break this week when Aunt Joe visits the podcast. The three of us get into exorcising angry tweens, thinking inside the box, baby birding your medications, and how to wipe.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Joe Da Hoe - Cecily Strong  Theme song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli (Deb Duncan, usually) Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol D...

Uncle Chester shoots the breeze with us this week and we get to talking about dirndl droppers, names that rhymes with crimes, when you're taken to the YWCA one too many times, THOTS, and Teen Wolf again somehow.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Chester - Charlie McCrackin Theme song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli (just this once! Deb Duncan, usually) Artwork - Jor...

Aunt Scoobs graces us with her presence this week and our chat investigates Judge Wapner, Chappaquiddick, and long boobs.  TW: thong pantyhose. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Scoobs - Mary Sohn Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anc...

We're Sharing Greatly with Uncle Rusty this week and our topics include: the social mores of Montessori school, mismatched pen pals, and the upside of cults. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Rusty - Caleb Hearon Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Brene Brown  Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....

Pat and Mags do the Lord's work when Uncle Paul blows in to talk The Capitol Steps, The California Raisins, and when the worst offense is from someone who teaches self defense. TW: stupid dreams. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Paul - Jason Shotts Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The...

Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan S...

Is this too wild? Pat and Mags try to keep Aunt Patty awake by diving into the Québécois, cheating the cruise industry, and emergency contacts who'll remove your condiments. TW: Mel Gibson. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Patty - Katie Rich Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest...

Friendship is stranger than fiction this week as we welcome Aunt Muggsy (Megan Hovde) to the podcast. We touch on tear away pants, Waterworld, and when technology makes you an aunt. TW: Dean Koontz. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Muggsy - Megan Hovde Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor:...

Prepper yourself for an uncle episode because this week your aunts converse with Uncle AJ  (Tim Sniffen). Mean memes, sunken living rooms, and Italian animals are just some of the themes we explore together. TW: accidental shoplifting. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle AJ - Tim Sniffen Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Caro...

Aunt Trish (Amanda Blake Davis) swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford M...

Aunt Cathy (Celeste Pechous) joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edito...

Aunt Greenie (Kily Fitzgerald of Improv Asylum and The Second City) is our guest this week and we tackle Camelot lost, babies aunting babies, and who *exactly* is Danny Devito? TW: the contents of nuggets. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Aunt Greenie - Kiley Fitzgerald  Theme Song - The Qs  Outro - Debra Duncan  Artwork - Jordan Staff...

This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon  Theme song - The Qs  Outro - Debra Duncan  Artwork - Jordan Stafford  Mauntra - Carol...

In this episode, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Francine (Katie Klein of The Second City, Superhuman, and Ed & Kath) to the podcast to discuss The Amazing Race, dead jewelry, and a period that is more than late. TW: Funcles. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Francine - Katie Klein Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork...

This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson)  into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Aunt Toots - Rebecc...

Welcome to the loving world of best friends, and childless aunts, Patty Tambulance and Margaret Mertin.  In this episode, you'll get a peek behind the curtain of the most exciting movement of this and any other millennia: Auntism. Guided by your Auntie Mags and Aunt Pat, who bravely discuss topics everyone else is too afraid to touch upon, you will learn, you will laugh, and they will love.&n...