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Pat and Mags chit chat with Aunt Joan this week and topics include: carb adjacent, Christmas villages, the credit score of folklore, type 5 diabetes, a Libra's misfortune, cruise rules, a little Otto man, 21 Hump Street, 411-DOCTORS, and The General. TW: PThroatSD Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Joan - Sarah Dell'Amico Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edi...

Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Trip this week and we break down beefing powder, vitamin bins, circle JAGs, mouse kisses, St. Johns Bay, squattomans, jizztellers, getting pooned, rubbage, and dying in 3/4 time. TW: bad news from an Elvis Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Trip - Richie Moriarty Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor...

Aunt Vern visits with Pat and Mags this week and our talk includes abductees sweatshirts, human beans, excluded by Mennonites, landing the plane, extremely candid baby photos, birds wearing ponchos, going to the ground, and 38 flavors. TW: waiting tables Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Vern - Lauren Dowden Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen...

Pat and Mags ring in 2022 with a year in review and resolutions that touch on the Willenium, the genes on your noodle, getting XMen'd, going clear, cash or credit, nipples to toes, DMX/BMX, dick slaps, Beastmaster, cruising with dialects, and leaving a sandwich by the door. TW: 2021 Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor -...

This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Sup...

Pat and Mags have a collegial conversation this week with Uncle Herc and we chat donkey cheese, Dracula's hometown, Bud Light Empathy, the world of macadamia, migraines from listening, Spartacus the lizard, women's prison slant rhymes, sniff films, water polo horses, uncling heights, and The Put Down Artist. TW: dice in a bag Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Herc - Dariu...

This week Pat and Mags help you navigate the best gifts for your aunt and we meander into naval epithets, compliments hurled from cars, where do hamsters come from?, nude pens, sleds for a*holes, the girl JAG, your aunt's glue gun, aspirational wreaths, and responsible tits. TW: people noticing you at the gym Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras...

Pat and Mags head in mostly the same direction with Uncle Kiko this week and the discussion includes pilgrims, CK One, Amber alerts, Stockard Channing syndrome, WDDW, GILFB's, jazzed up obituaries, basting corpses, beaver fever, farm Jesus, and doppelgongers. TW: Kid Rock Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Kiko - Nico Carter Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle...

Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't Donate to Ever's top surgery fundraiser here:&n...

Auntie Viola joins Pat and Mags this week and we Chiefly talk Kohl's Kash, diabetic frenzies, real dickheads, diving into woodchippers, feeling clitorish, waking up in a tracksuit, wild sniffers, and Jennifur the Christmas tree. TW: the state of retail in America Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Viola - Susan Messing Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edit...

Pat and Mags talk ifs, ands, and mostly butts this week with Uncle Davey and we cover when you're on top of the (garbage) heap, Splash Mountain and Ponderosa, interrupting interventions, getting Squiggy with it, Canada take me away, the last night at Chi-Chi's, and cautionary uncles. TW: more Florida Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Davey - David Calderon Artwork - Jorda...

We deliberate with Aunt Tee Tee this week and talk turns to spores begetting birthers, asymmetrical faces, emotional support jurors, beating off at the Rainforest Cafe, when your jumani tingles, the films of Linus Nielsen, and when you haunt the ghosts. TW: the Jeffrey murders Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tee Tee - Traycie McBee Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Ca...

Pat and Mags don't draw a blank this week with Uncle Mike and their chat includes men named Chucky, the waterglades, blow bleep jobs, a Black Friday death rattle, toilet snakes, downstairs noogies, paying with your face, Oprah's personal Jesus, and involuntary manslaughter. TW: Florida Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mike - Mike Aviles Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras...

It's a classic three way when Aunt Jocee visits Pat and Mags this week and talk turns to bailiff-centered programming, vaginal mesh, doggy bags, Stouffers refugees, Chef Boyardee's coke-stache, catfishing for good, freezer cakes for strangers, the karaoke version of the Cupid Shuffle, and a couple pumps. TW: sodium Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Jocee - Jo Scott Artwork...

We get silly this week with Aunt Sib as we talk fish with ears but no bones, what happened to Dolly, Cabot Cove in Kissimmee, toe rings in the backyard, not now Mamma Mia, sleeping with mirrors, and monkeys changing wifi passwords. TW: BIRDS ARE REAL Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Sib - Phylicia McLeod Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Do...

It's just Pat and Mags this week as we guide our listeners through Nostradamus not predicting remotes, godparents who aren't, horse lips, the dearly deported, hetero-bore-ative, and magic eye swimwear. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support...

Aunt RoRo schemes with us this week to tackle keeping Kelly Clarkson's mouth out of your mouth, watching out for pyramids, international insults, changes in aptitudes, and reformed carnies. TW: more Mentalist Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt RoRo - Robyn Lynne Norris Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a...

On this week's journey Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Chewy and we talk police school, a well-oiled captain, the gaypvine, never forgetting Chuck and Larry, Mailboxes, Etc., awapuhi, and Joe Pesci's mumble double. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Chewy - Martin Garcia Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to mak...

Pat and Mags horse around with Cuncle RB this week and talk turns to Rubber Folk, the landline drinking game, the dearly belated, when you're your own horse, a stepladder to heaven, teeth and corn and procedurals for kids. TW: shellfish at the ballpark Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Cuncle RB - RB Butcher Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyl...

Pat and Mags are joined by Aunt Mel this week and we talk two well-cut giblets, the fastest puss in the west, a surprising amount of Phil Collins, OSHA, visions of the Snapple lady, NERF's, Popeye's tattoo, The Chunk and The Gash, lezbrizzoners, sussudio, when art looks back at you, and the airport post office. TW: not enough beeps in the world Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli...

Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doy...

Pat and Mags go towards the light with Aunt Tam and we talk drinking your gal, who decides what's poison, a woman named Tambourine, Mike Dropp, crashing christenings, when children are older ghosts, and water landing mustaches TW: graphs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Tam - Katie Nahnsen Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The...

Pat and Mags get down to business with Aunt Pip this week and we talk a butt for every chair, what does punta cana mean, recently deceased prawns, the green eyed monsters, class toe rings, cake and diaper and woman, Thelma and Louises, and getting the upper leg. TW: reference to a white Dodge Neon Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Pip - Lauren Ash Artwork - Jordan Sta...

It's all part of God's plan this week when Aunt Wanda visits Pat and Mags and we tackle Alan Funt, the old badge, Lauderdale, Rumspringa break, giving them some sand to talk about, catching eels, Dick Magnets, and gut panties. TW: Rhoda, briefly Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Wanda - Katie Caussin Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle A...

Pat and Mags have a roller coaster of a chat this week with Aunt Penny and we cover calgon removing us from this mortal plane, the old tame west, a baker's dozen of Lassies, Hidden Valley Ranch, infinite Johnnie Cochrans, America's Roller Coast, double catfished, and smiling vs. snarling. TW: unrealistically erotic coffee commercials Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Penny...