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Pat and Mags leave no chops unbusted this week with Uncle Richie as we tackle a bird named Snoopy, Butthole Beach, getting fully cocked, hollowed out Celicas, the Richieolympics, 22 & 1/2 1 liters, making your doctor look bad, and the mouth Hulk. TW: ass threats Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Richie - Will Hines Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edit...

Pat and Mags are all on their lonesome this week and ground covered includes: a crying stall, Shark Cuban, Bryan Goosling, there better be Skipper, calling Safe Auto, when your bathroom tells a story, a stranger leaves town, and there's no wrong way to be a perse's. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor:...

The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor -...

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We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dan - Matt Young Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Collee...

Pat and Mags don't butt heads with Uncle Beanie this week over Top Gun: Colon Maverick, the Mr. Bean scam, A Thousand Wolves Inside One Man, short girl summer, nocturnal headgear, hiding the caribou, Two Johnny Paychecks, double pee, trippin' on hiawatha, being a survuncle, how to do it with a stick and owls that can't leave the state. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Be...

Pat and Mags are in the presence of greatness this week with real-life niece extraordinaire, Josie. They learn all kinds of things and enjoy the presence of youth. Topics include: Snapping with boys, trying hard, more purses, the injustice of Justice, drinking and drying, and Cancun. TW: Broadway at the Beach Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Josie - Josie LoCoco Artwork - Jord...

Pat and Mags conspire with Aunt Viv this week to get to the bottom of gingham style, rewatching OJ, assking/ass king, general studies, dachsunding someone, the vulva of the venom diagram, weather diaries, putting your purse together, being, willfully mute, and a Valifesto. TW: doing your own research Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Viv - Nancy Friedrich Artwork - Jo...

Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't Donate to Ever's top surgery fundraiser here:&n...

Pat and Mags chatter away as a duet this week and inevitably talk turns to the decaying process, a shark's banana, Dorothy Hamill, a blowpoke and eyebrows, life's great america, gofundshe, weaponizing teens, stern pudding, Vegas ringworm, Subaru murders, an anus person and Lumford Bromley. TW: just two women talking candidly What can you do to save our right to abortion? Visit votesaveamerica.com/...

Pat and Mags corral this week's chat with Aunt Mickey and the result is long teeth, bone phones, when you have a craps face, the peak, it's down and/or uphill, crosswords of regrets, having a gooditude, eyeaerobics, and nothing deeper than the peeper. TW: Orlando Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Mickey - Andel Sudik Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras -...

Pat and Mags shoot the drupes with Uncle Jack this week and we cover all the low-hanging fruit including: a meet Cutie, mostly decapitated, an open blouse casket, when your wig falls off, plantainsplaining, going viral against your will, when the swamp will take your body, and melon checkers. TW: flash mobs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Jack - Zach Huddleston Theme So...

Aunt Ruby blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk one-way cruising, budding, tiny mouths, the dressing-down of bullies, Overstock Syndrome, being made of one tube, soups, and absolutely shredding. TW: Bosoms Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Ruby - Shelly Gossman Outro - Debra Duncan Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle...

This week, the most empathetic Uncle Bill joins Pat and Mags as they talk about emotional borders, Howard the Duck, belabored un-penetration, Madge and also soaking in it, a seeds capsule, getting to the point, handing it to someone, putting your finger on it, kids with shop vacs, counting to two, and much more.  TW: Corkscrew penises Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncl...

Pat and Mags go ape this week with their dear friend Auntie Bets, as they talk about amateur anthropology, saying gay as much as they want, finding power in perimenopause, ovaries being ejected, the miracle of ten key data entry, the dumbest thing in gym class, and what exactly is a penis' favorite moment.  TW: Shoney's Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Bets - Ali D...

Pat and Mags have a big conversation and lots to talk about with Uncle Dennis this week and we touch on being happy for Christ, world building, Sodom and Gargamel, ranking the flat earth books, when the power of the dragon flows through your veins, Dr. Jones, the tickle wagon and mental goiters. TW: Capodimonte Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dennis - George C. Owens Ou...

The train is pulling into the station as Sweet Vuncle Rusty uh... charms Pat and Mags with a delightful and educational conversation about driving the Appalachian, the Phantom of the Pumpkin Days, witch woods, haunted doll country, snape hunts, and problematic county names. TW: Tantric Taz Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Rusty - Ross Bryant Outro - Debra Duncan Theme So...

Aunt Chia wows Pat and Mags as they discuss the importance of international healthcare, the unknowable true age of cats, leggings under jeans, the expensive kind of label-maker, losing value by takin' 'er off the lot, thick seams, and HeyYous.    Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Chia - Ana Silva Outro - Debra Duncan Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford...

Aunt Santina blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk strange babies, getting funged, a lot of rattan, Frauda and Fauxch, gastroenterologist Joe, secrets whispered into butts, double penne alla vodka, cleaning the organ and deadbeat mountaineers. TW: Phantom Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Santina - Rachael Mason Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - C...

Pat is missing Mags this week, but fortunately she gets to gab with Taz and Paddy about Business Inside Her, Estonian brow ridges, recent cave dwellers, an athletic wedge, the classic Hollywood hurry up and walk, feeling chaka khan, surprise testicle and Dame Helen Mirren's raccoon hand. TW: fart burps Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Taz - Taryn Leggett Uncle Paddy - Jul...

Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: leveling the playing field Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras -...

This week, Pat and Mags get down to brass tax with Aunt Rivkah, (Rebecca Krasny) as they discuss indoor squirrels, bidet infidelity, covering someone's ass, being treated like an incompetent babychildman, putting the boy in the plastic bubble and the balls in the iron mask, Jefferson Spacecraft, and what's the right amount of lewd. TW: Exotic Fish, and long balls.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Au...

This week, Pat and Mags tackle football, 30% Nostalgia, Dick Slimmons, three syllable frogs, losing the thread, Liz Claiborne, Kryptonite Currency, Matt Demon, and circle getting the square. TW: The way things used to go down during Mad Mens.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way...

Pat and Mags catch up with Aunt Cricket this week and we get into those who'd never s'more'd before, keeping aunts off horses, fan-of-the-month clubs, the helicopter from Twins, smelling a truck driver's daughter, dating the haunted, ALF Hitler, and my sister's lizard. TW: the out-of-doors Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cricket - Alex Bellisle Artwork - Jordan Stafford...

Pat and Mags welcome Aunt Joy to the podcast this week and our chat involves chee chee beans, fry-yi-yi-yi, getting juiced, Aunt Mommy, not the John Grisham you're thinking of, grapevine-ing on your own, Chris Christie novels, where snakes aren't, furniture for single women, jostling the bean, and the fat part of the stick. TW: relying on the faceblindness of children Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Aunt...