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Pat and Mags dive deep into their phones this week and messages include ass dialing, the Beverly Hillbillies, gas induced shoplifting, the Richard Brimley cruise, and as always who's dead.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://a...

This week Pat and Mags remember 2022 and resolve to intend to do things. Topics include: aunt colony!, Kront, listening to a mirror, cults where you have to wear different things, well she or won't she, Dr. Fuckerberg and a snail millionaire. TW: a list of people who are dead Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle...

This week we drink the Kool-Aid with Aunt Fanny and Uncle Morey and reminisce about Aspercreme, make peace with being illegally blind, and discuss the patriotism of unwanted public art. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Fanny - Rebecca Sohn Uncle Morey - Rich Sohn Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easie...

This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Sup...

This week, Pat and Mags have an affirmation celebration with Aunt Rita as they discuss "why?", A Thousand Tuesdays With Morrie, Betty Crooker,  Adverbs, both types of Clam Chowder, and what are the things. TW: Layaway Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Rita - Karen Graci  Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli...

Pat and Mags have a hard time hearing what they're hearing this week with Uncle Benny as they ponder our grandmother, Mr. Derek, trash cans of possibilities, iguanas in heat, when you're the Jackée, dragging a kite along the ground, Credit Mama, flammable looking women, and lip licks. TW: being a warning Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Benny - Brandon Sornberger Outro -...

The third time's the charm this week with Aunt Cee Cee and Uncle Thad. We examine honey dong lists, real estate novelists, and what's greek to whom. TW: May-August romances where the man is once again the August and poems. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cee Cee - Carla Cackowski Uncle Thad - Craig Cackowski Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol...

Pat and Mags are running down a dream with Uncle Ricky this week, as they discuss the Helen Keller's political leanings, which Sully really is the miracle worker, building guitars from scratch, pencil-thin pubescent mustaches, walking and/or running on clouds, and really good business cards. TW: Marathon running for your one true love.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Un...

Pat and Mags get down to the hard truth with Aunt Molly, as they discuss the opposite of phallic, the pure and missed potential of both polling places and voting itself, the pitfalls of being honest while dating, and whether electric guitars lose value immediately. TW: edible underwears Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Molly - Mo Welch Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Dunc...

Pat and Mags elect to duet this week and talk UTIs, preaching to hopefully the choir, eating your way out, the New York Yankers, snakes and barf, chastity belts for the middle aged, learning what zippers are, romancing the holes, Oprah's bad picker, and walbrosia salad. TW: by complete accident referring to this country as "once great" Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme so...

Pat and Mags shoot the breeze with Aunt Chrystle this week and we cover when you're named for a paddle, Jerry, cramming ballots, Elvis at Jurassic Park, Santa Christ, ballssome, SacScent, in Russia food cooks you, when you don't serve ribs, and promo code: FALL23. TW: being talked into The Mentalist Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Chrystle - Marina Mastros Theme song - T...

Pat and Mags get intimate with Aunt Ovila this week and get to talking mostly minora, the town blimp, burning scooters, looking 7 months younger, holding your cans, more boundaries than holes, the perfect turtleneck for sex, and a rotisserie funeral. TW: glass bottom coffins Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Ovila - Sherra Lasley Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artw...

This week Pat and Mags go raw and gently address submerged corpses, the Peach Snake State, expanding pancakes, and passive aggressive advertising. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - freeballin' Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast...

It feels like Spring Break this week when Aunt Joe visits the podcast. The three of us get into exorcising angry tweens, thinking inside the box, baby birding your medications, and how to wipe. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Joe Da Hoe - Cecily Strong Theme song - The Qs Outro - Dana Quercioli (Deb Duncan, usually) Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor...

Pat and Mags (role) play with Uncle Mikey and we talk faceshaming, smurfs and then avatars, knowing the toilet will go off, Newhart, keeping people out of the jacuzzi, when you're air, and butt energy. TW: small businesses without natural light Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Mikey - Kevin Sciretta Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle E...

Pat and Mags really get up-front and personal with Uncle Bill and talk turns to cross-eyed hair, upside down weed-whackers, knowing when the talking is over, a bunch of turtles, kissing snakes, and the toes you have left.  TW: Buckets Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bill - Quintin Hicks Outro - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor -...

Aunt Greenie (Kily Fitzgerald of Improv Asylum and The Second City) is our guest this week and we tackle Camelot lost, babies aunting babies, and who *exactly* is Danny Devito? TW: the contents of nuggets. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Greenie - Kiley Fitzgerald Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edi...

Pat and Mags have hooked a live one this week when they're joined by Patron Saint and Poet Laureate of this very podcast, Carol Doyle.  TW: Aunt attitudes Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Carol Doyle - Carol Doyle Outro - Tina Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.f...

Pat and Mags march the ball down the field with Uncle Bucko, as they discuss  extremely high deductibles, Multilevel Marketing, being homeschooled, kids in cars, shots for dogs, Easter traditions, NANTUCKET across the back, and how the skies change. TW: Public Transportation.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bucko - Andrew Knox Outro - Nicky Toth Artwork - Jor...

Pat and Mags have fellowship with Aunt May this week and our talk spans Dwight Yoakurt, when God is the ham, Beyond Jesus, weekly calls to the FBI, institutional incense, oontsy foontsy, a sixth sense for toes, turnstiles, and Sinbad at orientation. TW: porta-pottie promises Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt May - Eva Lewis Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford...

This week, Pat and Mags bend over and take a good hard look with Uncle Wally, and our chat includes going through the looking glass, tuk tuks, Sex Packets, whether or not the Hamburglar was the hot one, yams of sorts, and literally everything else.  TW: Liquid Death.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Wally - Zach Thompson Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Sta...

Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Marge and our chat includes a chair you can't imagine, Bumper Stumpers, Imposter Syndrome, a Napoleon Dynamite Complex and the N-O word. TW: Mom Blogs? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Marge - Deena Nyer Mendlowitz Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to...

Pat, Mags and Eileen go through some scenarios this week that include everything Cricket, being in the mids, haulin' oats, thoughtstarters, the law offices of Peepee Poopoo Caca, Don Choco's Living Wake, wine humor, and greetings from this broken link. TW: Bono/Bono Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Eileen - Sue Salvi Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra -...

Pat and Mags smell what Kitty Kat and Birdie are selling this week and our chat includes the bee B story, Footsie, new coffin smell, #alsome, rock soap, Richard Gere impersonators, 2 Rues, medical estate sales and inching towards the pole. TW: something about nomads? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Birdie - Sophie Delaney Aunt Kitty Kat - Jess Uhler Outro - Deb Duncan Ar...

Mags and Pat share visions with Cousin this week and we philosophize about where the cans go, stay-at-home criminals, Shriners, and dating your pets in the afterlife. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Cousin - E.R. Fightmaster Theme song - The Qs Outro - Deb Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Doyle Editor - Dana Quercioli Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....