Those Who Aunt

Uncle Tayo enters the chat with Pat and Mags this week, and we kick it off with some talk of fungus, chat rooms, Gordon Shumway, DDS, the 43rd president, The Hot Tamale Train, the joys of traffic, arm covers for couches, and so much more. TW: Mens Soccer? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Tayo - Nnamdi Ngwe Theme Song - The Qs  Outro - Dana Quercioli Editor - Dana Querc...

Uncle Donnie joins Pat and Mags this week and we ponder In House IT: My 2 Aunts, salthounds, Max Bedroom, emotional dogs, big awning, the customer is sometimes ignorant, hard wine, tapping it, the math these days, where are the california raisins now, Guillaume, and the mens room in your home TW: scrum Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Donnie - Peter Gwinn Theme Song -...

Pat and Mags jam with Aunt Josephine this week and talk prescription crocs, KT lang tape, the taste of tar, invisible fence for women of a certain age, no women at the bottom of the ocean, dating dolphins, phish fry, george clinton's bathroom, cosigning Cleetus, gas powered scooters, facebook inc, the tinder grinder, lots of text on your driver's license, milking nuts, fryers that use air,...

Pat and Mags clown around with Uncle Fred this week, and they really strike a cord(uroy) when they talk about Taylor Swift, one terrible gig, Harry Buffalos, car drapes, anemic shirts, massaging your kale, hearses for tall people, how bad Ricky Schroeder is now, and so much more. TW: Bed wear. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Fred - Chris Bohan Theme Song - The Qs  Out...

Pat and Mags get up close and personal with Aunt Tina this week and talk questionable terrariums, improper fraction legs, local library pizza, good with c(h)ords, magic on your permanent record, and swamps back and front. TW: Seabiscuit Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Aunt Tina - Brooke Breit Theme Song - The Qs  Outro - Colleen Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan...

Pat and Mags lean into friendship this week with Uncle Chip and we discuss longhand cover letters, Lightning the Queen, real snake/robot snake, new soup warmers, Billy Joel Osment, a dead baboon wife, eye patches and oven mitts, and when your dog gets the same glasses. TW: the possibility of receiving a murdered persons organs Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; for reasons Pat and Mags...

Pat and Mags mind meld with Punkle Jukebox this week, as they discuss such riveting topics as Tuesday Morning, out-cooking a cult, cheeses freaks, a fondue situation, the biggest chocolate fountain, the other Subway pervert, and bringing things through the back door. TW: Derek. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; for reasons Pat and Mags don't fully understand! We'd like to send...

What's an aunt? Why's an aunt? What? If you've ever asked yourself these questions and also if you haven't, this is the improvised podcast for you. Your hosts Pat and Mags talk all things aunt, occasionally uncle, and surprisingly often erotica on this weekly show. Their guests have included folks from SNL, My Neighbors are Dead, Ghosts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hello from the...

Pat and Mags have big sleepover energy again in this laugh-filled attempt at advertising. If you like to hear your aunts laugh with each other, this Bud's for you. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; for reasons Pat and Mags don't fully understand! And go to IG to support @fem_care_nyc and their efforts to support refugees in need of essential items! Make your Aunts proud(er)! A...

Pat and Mags go whole hog this week talkin' Brian, the quads on Di, thinking of an Arby's, the lyrics to ER, tailpipe genitalia, big breakfasts and shoe polish, and MOMS. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; this Gold Bond doesn't pay for itself! And go to IG to support @fem_care_nyc and their efforts to support refugees in need of essential items! Your mom would be so proud....

This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson)  into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Aunt Toots - Rebecca Hanson  Theme...

This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Support...

Pat and Mags pretty much raw dog their conversation with Aunt Marisol and talk turns to not opening the mail, medically accurate lamps, dreamsicles, sudden onset osteoporosis, new Hyman, the Dolly's mama, jerk babies, man coming, speeddating dogs, and fuzzins. TW: your ex-husband's catalogs Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Marisol - Marla Caceres Artwork - Jordan...

Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana...

Pat and Mags link up with Uncle Bunny this week and our talk turns to a pack of dillos, Ronperation Desert Shield, Co Will, throwing bikes, the magical guest experience, wrangling poon, landing on your mons pubis, ska night at the tramp park, and the reverse piggy bank. TW: Laverne Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Bunny - Barry HIte Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - C...

Pat and Mags test the boundless patience of wise Aunt Linda as they talk movies, movies, movies, spoiling but not ruining, Ron's cruel games, Oreo fairs, the shape of England, award-winning beauty, knowing when to get in line, chaos theory, and what's wrong with Mags. TW: The stupidity of Man. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Linda - Linda Orr Artwork - Jordan Sta...

Pat and Mags have their knockers stumped by Uncle Edward this week when they explore gargantuan cysts, presidential deep knee bends, Uncle Queef, never changing course on a horse, an avocado on cocaine, somehow worse dog burials, 3 jetskis, companion dolls, and quatruplets. TW: 50-60 magicians Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Edward - Doug Sarine Artwork - Jordan Staffor...

Aunt Cathy joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle...

Pat and Mags tie one on with Uncle Turtle this week and converse all things seasonal Malaysia, baldasia, three perfect strangers, swatting a cameo, changes in platitudes, involuntary jazz, fight and flight, and trappin' tuna. TW: pontoon culture Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Turtle - Tim Lyons Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anc...

Uncle Dale finds time between gigs for a chat with Mags and Pat and we break down Willy Loman's shorts, Skid Row fan clubs, Florida rooms, and the siren song of four wheeling. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Dale - Adam Peacock Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Su...

Pat and Mags put some English on it this week with Uncle Feffrey and the chat includes Aryan Grande, 3.5 Christmases, chimney beans, us people, babe in the waiting room, Plum's hamster, tubthumping, what time it is there, a far away Olive Garden, and unknowable British towns. TW: the general public Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Feffrey - Jef Taylor Outro - Colleen Doy...

This week Pat and Mags are big fans of Uncle Van and we explore the straightest thing about us, getting auntsy, sweaty bangs, being meatballs adjacent, a child's war, when you're too tall for Costco rules to apply, and The Old Rush. TW: let's go! Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Van - Andy St. Clair Outro - Colleen Doyle Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle E...

Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Margie Minnows - E...

Pat and Mags really clamp down on the semi-hard truth this week with tittilating guest Aunt Bea, as they discuss Big Bang Theory, Carolina Creepers, a human Puppy Bowl, Lady Daddies, and Brass Buddha Frogs. TW: Penis hammocks and ball trays.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Bea - Ryan Asher Outro - Dana Quercioli  Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyl...

Pat and Mags leave nothing behind with Uncle Joe Don this week when they talk sad facts, -philes, Hot Dog on a Hot Dog Stick, Meet the Fabelmans, the mall ER, incel-in, things misremembered, marrying your RA, and a letter from a Canadaunt. TW: working retail Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Joe Don - John Hartman Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras -...